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Amethyst - Laugh Compilation
Steven Universe Quotes/Clips
0:07
Amethyst - I will fight for the world I was made in, the Earth is everything I've ever known!
0:27
Amethyst - How to Summon a Weapon
0:03
Amethyst - Okay, your majesty.
Amethyst - You're one of us, Steven. We're not the Crystal Gems without you.
0:04
Amethyst & Steven - Are you crying?
0:11
Steven & Amethyst - "The Bits!"
0:15
Steven & Amethyst - "Second Sun"
Amethyst - Eating fry bits.
Amethyst - Your dad is kind of a mess, Steven.
Amethyst - I'm just sayin'.
Amethyst - We're Saved!
0:05
Amethyst - Steven! You just saved most of Beach City!
0:09
Amethyst - What? I got this..... Look, it fits!
Amethyst - It'll be educational.
0:02
Amethyst - Oh hey, what do you know.
Amethyst - You are a shrimp.
Amethyst - You guys, we got a problem!
0:21
Amethyst & Pearl - "Cheeseburger Backpack!"
Amethyst - They can't all be winners.
Amethyst - What's the hold up?
Amethyst & Pearl - "Cheeseburger Backpack!" 2
Amethyst - Dumb Police! Uh, you're dumb!
Amethyst - You've got something on your shirt.
Amethyst - Better.
0:08
Amethyst - Junk like you!
Amethyst - Isn't it awful?
Amethyst - Aw, thanks! I try.
Amethyst - Boom!
Amethyst - You can't outrun me, we both have short legs!
Amethyst - I'm hungry~!
Amethyst - Haha! Got you guys!
Amethyst - You could probably learn.
Amethyst - Yeah, it's fiiiiine.
Amethyst - *turns into a seal*
Amethyst - (Shapeshifting)
Amethyst - Uh, chill it dude!
Amethyst - "Well of course I can, I'm perfect!"
Amethyst - WOMP WOMP!
Amethyst - WOMP WOMP! 2
Amethyst - WOMP WOMP! 3
Amethyst - If you're gonna do this, you've gotta start with something easy.
Amethyst - That's sounds good.
Amethyst - Now follow my lead.
Amethyst - Shake it out!
Amethyst - See?
Amethyst - Now your turn.
Amethyst - Nah, you're too tense. Just relax and feel it!
Amethyst - *eats a potato chip*
Amethyst - Bio-rhythms, yo.
Amethyst - Uhh, if you're not ready, we can try later.
Amethyst - Well, it was a good try.
Amethyst - He's gonna freak out!
Amethyst - Need some help?
Amethyst - See ya later then.
Amethyst - Eh, that's fair.
Amethyst - That's fair.
Amethyst - *Gasps* You like her!
Amethyst - *Laughs* Steven you're a riot!
Amethyst - You're a doof.
Amethyst - Let's solve the mystery.
Amethyst - Fine.
Amethyst - "Hit 'em in the face with a chair!"
Amethyst - Pumas are cool.
Amethyst - I don't care!
Steven & Amethyst - "Am I the cruelest creature on the planet?"
Amethyst - Those are just words people use to describe how they feel about you.
Amethyst - You can't let anyone make you feel like garbage.
Amethyst - I only feel how I wanna feel.
Amethyst - I don't wanna!
Amethyst - Na ninina nun-nuninuna. (Mocking Pearl)
Amethyst - That's so sweet! I-I love you too.
Steven & Amethyst - "I thought Gems don't need sleep."
Amethyst - Welcome to shrug city, P.
Amethyst - In my defense, I forgot.
Amethyst - Come on poofy.
Amethyst - I swallowed a rock.
Amethyst - I'ma win a airplane!
Amethyst - It sounds like someone's being a sore loser.
Amethyst - Whaaa-?
Amethyst - Ugh, you're no fun anymore.
0:10
Amethyst - (Describing Opal)
Amethyst - So you agree with me.
0:06
Amethyst - So you wanna try that again? With less hitting me in the face this time?
Amethyst & Steven - "It's the Tuna Burrito from Aqua-Mexican!"
Amethyst - Which way to the baby war?
Amethyst - EAT TREAD, DIRTBAGS!
Amethyst - I'm a tiny car! (Garnet - Beep beep.)
Amethyst - For STEVEN!
Amethyst - Are you trying to kill him faster?!
Amethyst - "Nah, I got up to look for Pearl's dumb axe but found that instead."
Amethyst - Hi, Greg.
Amethyst - Whoa. (Garnet - Oh no...)
Amethyst eats a cloud and becomes a cloud.mp4
Amethyst - It's gross.
Amethyst - I got hit by a airplane!
Amethyst - Man, I don't see any du- Quack!
Amethyst - Narc!
Amethyst - Yeeeee-ha!
Amethyst - Yeah! Let's mash it up!
Amethyst - They're special because they're seasoned with Fire Salt!
Amethyst - Fire Salt!
Amethyst - Steven... that's hilarious.
Amethyst - We're not like anybody~!
Amethyst - *Laughing* Shut down by the G-Squad!
Amethyst - Oh! *Laughing* You just got Garneted!
Amethyst - Nooooo! Mi tortaaa!!!
Amethyst - I'm not gonna get any worrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
0:44
Amethyst - (Talking backwards)
Amethyst - ?hcaeb eht no gniod uoy era tahW .syug ,yeH
Amethyst - .emoh gniog m'I ,hgU
0:16
Amethyst - !yeH ...t'nac ydob ruoy fI ...nwo sti no yrC ...attog uoY ...yrc ti ekaM
Amethyst - .wonk uoy os tsuj nevetS llik ot gniog era dna efil ot gnimoc era seniv ehT
Amethyst - .doog m'I ,gnihtyna ro yrrow t'noD
Amethyst - ?pleh elttil ,hU
Amethyst - (Monkey scream)
Amethyst - ?ay lliw pu reehC
Amethyst - .ha ha ,you care about mE
Amethyst - WOO-HOO! Road Trip!
Amethyst - Bombs away!
Amethyst - Is that the Warp Whistle?
Amethyst - Hey, did Greg fall down and break his butt? Ha ha.
Garnet - That's not funny. (Amethyst - I know...)
Amethyst - Inactive!
Amethyst - Do it!
Amethyst - BUSTED!!!
Amethyst - Steeeevvennn!
Amethyst - Do it at Pearl!
Amethyst - How does it feel Steven? Connie? Stevonnie?
Amethyst - Hey Steven, check this out! Kabloosh!
Amethyst - Then why don't you just LEAVE!?
Amethyst - I'm not gonna let you stand there and remind me of everything I hate about myself!
Amethyst - I never asked for it to be this way. I never asked to be made!
Amethyst - That's the 411, yo.
Amethyst - Hey, man, it's cool. I've seen your junk before.
Amethyst - What you need here is a system. Something to separate the trash from the garbage.
Amethyst & Greg - "Is it the deed to my uncle's mansion?"
Amethyst - When you get to season three, it really starts getting good.
0:37
Amethyst & Greg - (Amethyst shapeshifts into Rose)
Amethyst - Gooey.
Amethyst - Goop hug!
Amethyst - Yeah! Let it out! Get crazy!
Amethyst - Are you NUTS?!
Amethyst - Never started a car with a key before...
Amethyst - Ha, that's WAY easier!
Amethyst - We won!
Amethyst - I could be... the crocodile! Jazz hands.
Amethyst - My head is on BACKWAAARDS!
Amethyst - Whyyyyyy!?
Amethyst - PIZZAAAA!
Amethyst - *Eats Pizza Steve*
Amethyst - Who wants to watch a cartoon about people crying?
Amethyst - Look, Steven! I'm a pachyderm! Oh! And there's a prize inside!
Amethyst - DON'T get all psych-o-logical on me, Steven.
Amethyst - Yo, Steven. WHY ARE YOU STANDING THERE ALL SAD LIKE THAT?!
Amethyst - What!?
Amethyst - I don't appreciate being called a clod, you clod.
Amethyst - Ugh, sick.
Amethyst - Ugh, sick. There's bits of her all over.
Amethyst - What, it's been long enough that we can joke about it, right?
Amethyst - Yeah?
Amethyst - Okay, weirdo.
Amethyst - Homegirl knows we're gonna beat her into a green pancake.
Amethyst - Heey.
Amethyst - If you're trying to flush yourself down the toilet, it won't work.
Amethyst - Just go in the ocean, bro. Psssh. Like a feeesh.
Amethyst - Oh, come on!
Amethyst - See ya later!
Amethyst - Classic Steven.
Amethyst - Popcorn!
Amethyst - You got this, P!
Amethyst - WOOOHOOOO!
0:24
Amethyst & Peridot - "What do you call this?"
Amethyst - Nerd. You are a nerd.
Amethyst - "Perma-fusion"? Is that what you call Garnet?
Amethyst - Ha, that's your best joke yet.
Amethyst - Defective?
Amethyst - So?
Amethyst - Whatever, dude.
Amethyst - Thanks.
Amethyst - But you're still a nerd.
Pearl & Amethyst - "I'm great at collaborating!"
Amethyst - Yo, Peri! You sure you don't want to get in on this?
Amethyst - You HAVE one!
0:13
Amethyst - "Ohh, I'm taking back all my cool nicknames for her!"
Amethyst - Get in.
Amethyst - Yellow D got torn down by the Peri-dactyl!
Amethyst - I'm just trying to "lion" the mood.
Peridot & Amethyst - But it's such a significant use of energy compared to the output.
Amethyst - Bawk bawk! I'm a chicken! Hahaha!
Amethyst - Ahem, shall we?
Amethyst - Feel what?
Amethyst - I'm alive.
Amethyst - Holy smokes!
Amethyst - Let's ambush them!
0:12
Gotta Go Fast
Amethyst - Man, Rubies are dumb.
Amethyst - Hey, Air-Steve!
Amethyst - Dude, summarize!
Amethyst - Shorty Squad, out.
