0:07
Mr. Fryman - Being part of the Fryman family means you gotta sell fries!
Steven Universe Quotes/Clips
0:02
Mr. Fryman - Keep it up!
0:05
Mr. Smiley - Please, no more fries!
Mr. Fryman - As greasy in death as he was in life.
0:03
Cat Finger - Mreow!
Mr. Fryman - Listen, it'll be over sooner if you just give him what he wants.
Peedee & Mr. Fryman - Whoa!
Mr. Fryman - I can't look away...
Mr. Fryman - Yo Ronaldo!
Mr. Smiley - Steven! You are banned from all the rides! Forever!
Mr. Smiley - What a gross misuse of safety equipment, and your tax dollars.
0:04
Mr. Smiley - Oh yes it does!
Mr. Smiley - This is really hard to watch.
Mr. Smiley - You're the cruelest creature on the planet.
Lion - I love you.
Kiki - You're not "lion" are you?
0:06
Lion - Wink!
Nanafua - Cheese on bread.
Nanafua - I haven't played in ages, but I bet I could whoop all your butts.
Kofi - You touch that ball, you're grounded!
Kofi - HA-HA-HA! The look on your face!
Kofi - You can't use the car for a month!
Kofi - Everyone is grounded here!
Tiny Floating Whale - What do you want, Steven?
Foxman - What?! Impossible!
0:18
Lion - (Yowling)
Kevin - Hey, baby.
0:32
Kevin - Hey, baby. Get ready. It's Kevin time.
0:14
Kevin - It's Kevin time.
Kevin - That's two kids! I'm out.
Mr. Maheswaran - I think you know where the door is... Since you're standing in it.
Li'l Butler - You people have too much money!
0:09
Marty & Greg - "You want one huge woman when you could have multiple smaller ones."
0:17
Uncle Grandpa - "Good morning." Compilation
Uncle Grandpa - Don't worry, bro. None of this is canon.
Uncle Grandpa - You wanna try the bees again?
Mr. Gus - And my weapon is a frying pan.
Belly Bag - Burp!
Pizza Steve - Looking for me? Pizza Steven Universe?
0:08
Pizza Steve - Don't eat Pizza Steve!
Barbara - I'm looking for the home of... Steven Universe?
Vidalia - You're a rock! That's what you are, right?
Dr. Maheswaran - What? Your eyesight just magically got better? (Connie - YES!)
Dr. Maheswaran - And... him.
Yellow Pearl - I don't know.
Yellow Pearl - Well!
0:15
Watermelon Steven - Melon Speech
The Cluster - Must. Have to. Want to. Need to.
0:10
The Cluster - Form! Form! Form! Form! Want form! Want form! Form!!
0:13
The Cluster - Can't stop! Going to form! Can't stop! Going to form! Help! Help! Help!
Marty - "Real talk" Compilation
0:22
Marty - "Okay, can I real talk with you for a second?"
Marty - Real talk?
Marty - My main cool cat!
Random Bystander - It's some guy!
Marty - Would you like a burger from Pepe's Burgers?
Mr. Smiley - You kids want another lifetime ban?
Mr. Smiley - 'Cause I haven't seen a bed in six days!
Amethyst & Mr. Smiley - "Is that Onion trying to light the rollercoaster on fire?"
Mr. Smiley - And I thought this thing was rigged.
Mr. Smiley - "Well, I guess you won fair and square, or fair and triangle."
Martha - I'm so sorry. He wasn't like this this morning.
Kevin & Steven - "I think I'd remember a twerp like you."
Kevin - Two kids in a beautiful trench coat routine.
Kevin - You're obsessed.
Mr. Fryman - You got those wheelie shoes, don't ya?
Mr. Fryman - The ketchup... is inside the fries!?
Kofi - "There's cream cheese in this pizza bagel. It adds a whole other level of flavor!"
Kofi - There's already a line!
Kiki - Thank goodness! Because, I seriously have that dream, like, every single night.
Kiki & Steven - "I don't have a problem with pizza."
Kiki - Now, that is nasty.
1:47
Centipeetle - Noise Compilation
Centipeetle - Yea!
Centipeetle - (Gem Salute)
Vidalia - Thanks for leaving me all this cereal dust, Greg!
0:11
Vidalia - "If anything bad happens to my kid..."
Percy - I just feel trapped.
Mr. Frowney - Even coins don't want to be around me...
Mr. Frowney - He came to life!
Mr. Smiley - No, fool.
0:42
Mr. Smiley & Mr. Frowney's Comedy Routine
Soup - (Blows kiss)
Andy - They're usin' some kinda hippie mind tricks.
Andy - They're illegal aliens?! Wha- you couldn't even marry an American?!
Andy - What do you mean you weren't technically married?!?
Andy - DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHAT COULD'VE HAPPENED TO YOU?!
Andy - That's gross.
Andy - So the Universes are goin' to Korea?
Blue Pearl - I think we're not alone.
Blue Pearl - My diamond, I've found a native.
Amethyst Guards - Forgive us, your clarity.
Little Voice - It is time for the choosening.
Amethyst Guard - Let's talk about it.
Wy-Six - I'll never choosen again. (Amethyst Guard - Sure you will.)
Amethyst Guard - Sure you will.
Skinny - Prime, prime, prime. You Amethysts are so cliquey.
Skinny - "Celebrating."
Carnelian - I'm not the shortest anymore!
0:29
Sing for her. Make her feel better.
Yellow Pearl - Ahem. Ahem!
0:16
Blue Pearl & Yellow Pearl - (Harmonizing)
Blue Pearl & Yellow Pearl - Here with it all!
Dr. Maheswaran's Voicemail
Topaz Traps Connie
Topaz - That's so...so beautiful.
Topaz - You're so honest, and open...
Topaz - Look, I can explain.
Blue Zircon - ...Really?
Blue Zircon - What did you think was going to happen, Rose Quartz?!
Blue Zircon - As soon as that door opens, you're going on trial!
Yellow Zircon - Defending a rebel? Isn't that... treason?
Blue Zircon - I was assigned to this!
Yellow Pearl & Blue Pearl - "All rise for The Diamonds!"
Yellow Zircon - My Diamond. My brilliant, opulent, radiant, glimmerin-
Yellow Zircon - That kind.
Yellow Zircon - The passion! The fury!
Yellow Zircon - That caused the diabolical Rose Quartz to...shatter her own Diamond!
Yellow Zircon - But I know what you're thinking.
Yellow Zircon - And that's Rose Quartz.
Yellow Pearl - State your name for the record, please
Blue Zircon - Don't tumble my rocks!
Blue Zircon - It's because it doesn't make sense!
Blue Zircon - Blue Diamond, for the purpose of this argument, may I present your palanquin?
Blue Zircon - Where were Pink Diamond's attendants? Her Agates, her Sapphires?
Blue Zircon - "Watch out, My Diamond!"
Blue Zircon - Someone with supreme authority...
Blue Zircon - Someone... like one of you!
Blue Zircon - Uh, disregard that last statement! I might have gotten carried away!
Yellow Zircon - Case closed.
Yellow Zircon - Case closed, right My Diamond?
