A sweetheart like me does not belong in prison. I'm leaving.

I am financially ruined at 5 years old

My first week of kindergarten and I'm already dropping out

Grampire is dead and I can only blame myself...

I gave my viewers control of my PC and it was a bad idea

I went bankrupt and then died to death

I'm a totally normal Earthling, I am NOT seeking revenge

Don't let my smile fool you, I do not come in peace

I'm an 8 foot tall meat monster and I died to a vending machine

I'm a 40 year old toddler and I dabble in black magic

After a year of suffering, Necropantser has died

I went to prison and died almost immediately

I made my enemies wrestle a train

I pooped myself, became famous and then died

I made the most terrifying wrestler