4:13
Von Story - Complaining to TikTok about being suspended also more shameless begging #VonIsPathetic
Todd Malicoate
5:19
Von Story - Bethesda updates update - Von's mods are bulletproof! #NobodyCaresVon #WorthlessMods
3:37
Von Story - The great 2026 Von Helton TikTok Subscription Drive only $3 a month! #DontBotherVonSucks
12:18
Von Story - Same day his account is suspended for scamming, rants about TikTok scammers #hypocrisy
10:16
Von Story - Now that he's "getting housing" (LMFAO bullshit) no women want him #PoorLittleGuyVon
2:17
Von Story - Blessings for Karoline Leavitt as if she knows who Von is or would care #GiveItUpVon
4:36
Von Story - Stupid person claims all of Europe is about to be invaded by Muslims! #islamophobia
LIVE
5:33
Von Story - More bullshit about physical media and "rare books" #Misinformation #VonIsAlwaysWrong
4:47
Von Story - Village idiot misunderstands medical story film at 11 #VonIsAlwaysWrong
5:13
Von Story - WSJ paywall keeps moron from investigating S Korean company purchase, still speaks on it
3:58
Von Story - Dumbass wonders if a new EV truck will be able to pass other drivers on a hill #Stupid
2:50
Von Story - More pathetic begging with a side order of lying about tax deductions #GiveHimNothing
4:35
Von Story - Delusional idiot desperate for any proof of aliens, will believe literally ANYTHING!
4:49
Von Story - Moron thinks pool 121 feet by 39 feet is “two football fields by one football field”
Von Story - Doofus misunderstands weather story and reports a big fat load of crap #VonIsAlwaysWrong
1:04
Von Story - Delusional hobo believes he ever in his life had anything to do with crime prevention
10:19
Von Story - Dummy thinks the reason he can't find anyone is the platforms he's on #TheReasonIsYouVon
3:25
Von Story - UFO news by the Von (another load of crap that he knows nothing about) #VonIsAlwaysWrong
1:20
Von Story - Warns people in the Gulf about a typhoon (Chan-Hom) near Japan #VonIsAlwaysWrong
4:48
Von Story - Some bullshit about Saudi Arabia and insights on his ET girlfriend #VonRamblingLikeAFool
20:24
Von Story - McDonalds apple pie mukbang ft. Sharpie w/the rapid panting #SaveTheDog #VonAbusesDogs
18:20
Von Story - McDonalds strawberry/banana smoothie mukbang (remember he only had "7 bucks?") #LiarVon
6:02
Von Story - Fool claims "I was right" because catfish says "her" mommy and daddy said no. #CreepyAF
13:04
Von Story - Much ado about tattoos, homeless bum waxes stupid #MoronicTake #LosingHisMind
5:35
Von Story - Review of the new Spiderman movie and a bunch of BS about how he influences ... anything
5:42
Von Story - A day after claiming his religion doesn't ask for $$$, this douchebag is begging for it!
2:27
Von Story - Moron still thinks executive orders are "signed into law" #VonIsAlwaysWrong
2:22
Von Story - Dumbass tells his (mostly) American audience about an eclipse they won't even see #Idiot
1:19
Von Story - Delusion homeless moron casts a "spell" to get a woman who belongs to him #MisogynistVon
3:33
Von Story - Idiot thinks a doctor grew a nose from a forehead #ItsCalledPlasticSurgeryDummy
6:03
Von Story - A (very poor) commercial for Free-Dumb Religion #NoOneIsJoiningItVon #NotARealPagan
2:44
Von Story - The return of Ridley Scott to the "jen-air" #VonIsIlliterate #YouDontSayItLikeThatDummy
9:17
Von Story - Filthy homeless man who lies about his own life complains about others committing fraud
4:20
Von Story - Brisk strawberry melon iced tea mukbang #DrinksAren'tMukbangsMoron #ThinksIt'sHealthy
0:22
Von Story - Still pathetically fishing for a girlfriend online #NoOneWillRespondVon #DirtyFucker
1:07
Von Story - Islamophobia update still wrong - Not Spain but a very small Spanish territory in Africa
16:14
Von Story - Dumbass who lies about being an archaeologist finds out in 2026 the Exodus wasn't real!
2:00
Von Story - Good old Islamophobia appears one more this time with lies about Spain #VonIsAlwaysWrong
0:09
Von Story - "Well shit, somebody hit the lottery. Oh well, maybe next time." #YouWillNeverWinVon
2:13
Von Story - With 200th TikTok video, military washout still wrong about Abrams tanks #NoOneIsShocked
0:54
Von Story - Somebody did something to him so they will get the "James Frost" treatment #WhateverVon
2:58
Von Story - 2 years after the fact Von thinks scientists are surprised to find organics in meteorite
5:18
Von Story - More BS about Fauci, vaccinations, and his mother's death #VonKilledHer #LeftOnFloor
12:08
Von Story - "Hunkered down" at a new hotel to get benefits & a bunch of political BS #DeniedAgainVon
4:02
Von Story - Military washout wrong about use of M1 Abrams tank in the US Army #BigSurpriseVonWrong
5:50
Von Story - Just can't find anyone on TikTok or Google Chat interested in him! #IWonderWhyVon
Von Story - Toothless Kentucky hillbilly can't grasp the concept of faked AI videos on TikTok #moron
Von Story - 190 IQ Bitcoin update and $8.88 minus $7.02 (dollar seventy somethin') #VonIsAlwaysWrong
16:34
Von Story - Laughing like a maniac about Anthony Fauci when nothing's funny #VonAsylumApplication
12:47
Von Story - He's in a hotel heading south to Corbin to fail at getting benefits again #YouSuckVon
15:30
Von Story - More bullshit from an idiot about communism, Van Jones, and Bill Maher #VonIsAlwaysWrong
13:27
Von Story - Chris Evans and Mark Ruffalo (Captain America and Hulk) are Communists! #VonWrongAgain
12:01
Von Story - Lunatic spreading misinformation about asteroid Apophis hitting Earth #VonIsAlwaysWrong
1:33
Von Story - Another pathetic plea for a lady to take him in (he forgot he destroyed the heat bubble)
Von Story - Kia iCamper review (it sucks because you aren't allowed to sleep ANYWHERE anymore!)
5:05
Von Story - Thinks Joe Rogan defended him or even knows who he is #VonIsALoony
5:39
Von Story - Trump's ad lib roast a failure since he's "not a comic," Von makes excuses #NotBuyingIt
2:49
Von Story - A bunch of bullshit about some AI attacking the internet #VonIsAlwaysWrong
18:21
Von Story - Logical fallacy by the Von - The Illicit Contrary (Iran nukes) #VonIsReallyDumb
4:52
Von Story - BREAKING NEWS! Homeless idiot with no hope believes every word of Daily Galaxy story!
7:21
Von Story - Smartest kid in the world agrees with Von ... plus a REALLY disgusting belch! #GrossVon
0:10
Von Story - Takes credit for "destroying the heat bubble" 1 day after saying it will be 115 degrees
30:42
Von Story - Weeks late, Von believes "Dr. Phil" is level-headed and great for UFO disclosure review
2:11
Von Story - Speedway hot banana drink mukbang (are you kidding me?) w/extra hand shakes #VonIsDying
7:24
Von Story - Crazy man thinks it's the rest of the world that is crazy (floating tree branch story)
8:25
Von Story - Showing everyone he knows nothing about weather (heat waves) or fixing anything on cars
1:22
Von Story - GAWDS wake him up at 1:11AM for ... no particular reason at all #VonIsInsane #Nuts
8:19
Von Story - Wendy's mukbang w/food from McDonalds + get extra napkins if you tend to shit yourself
6:13
Von Story - Moron thinks video of a blimp at night is the Beatles' "Yellow Submarine" #VonIsAnIdiot
5:55
Von Story - Casey's famous pizza (meat lover's) mukbang starring Sharpie with the feverish panting
5:08
Von Story - Story of how Morgan Freeman saved all the bees from death by GMO crops #VonIsAlwaysWrong
13:23
Von Story - He read Emerald Tablets of Thoth so he knows what Joe Rogan was babbling about #SureVon
5:02
Von Story - Trump, China, and the 2020 elections #VonIsAlwaysWrong
7:14
Von Story - More Bill Gates tick conspiracies ... "cross-pollination from tick to tick" #IdiotVon
1:27
Von Story - Letting us know there are cat videos showing cats walking on 2 legs #VonIsNuts
10:14
Von Story - Moron amazed by large gas station, offends the nose of everyone he passes inside #Stinky
1:55
Von Story - On the road again north through Kentucky (says the GAWDS are "pushing" him) #TravelinMan
3:34
Von Story - He confuses the new "Hypercar" from Ford calling it a "Hyper V8" #VonIsAlwaysWrong
14:27
Von Story - The final word on all this James Franco alien BS and guess what? Von is wrong again!
6:24
Von Story - Believes there is an entire "new world" found under the earth in New Zealand #insane
8:27
Von Story - Footlong hot dog mukbang doesn't tell us where it's from #GoodWorkVon #DisgustingPigEats
6:29
Von Story - A bunch of crap about Mr. Beast, taxes on gifts, and Lamborghini parts #VonIsAlwaysWrong
21:45
Von Story - Praising House Speaker Johnson while pretending to be a Constitutional scholar again
29:42
Von Story - Defaming dead US Senator Lindsey Graham because ... reasons? #VonTheHomophobe
14:55
Von Story - More stupid "revelations" about celebrities not being on TikTok #WeArentDumbLikeYouVon
12:03
Von Story - Wendy's double sausage biscuit mukbang by the Von #WatchVonEat #disgusting
13:49
Von Story - Praising Donald Trump for finding an alternate tanker route in the Middle East #DumbVon
14:48
Von Story - A serial dog abuser has the NERVE to complain about someone else abusing dogs #unreal
11:31
Von Story - Chocolate Lava "REESEE" big cup mukbang actually looks like Von is eating poop #EatItVon
9:02
Von Story - He's too smart (and too ugly) to fall for all those fake celebrities and porn stars!
10:41
Von Story - Wrong about Mitch McConnell dead - blames CERN - no one else surprised #VonIsAlwaysWrong
10:50
Von Story - Eulogy for Lindsey Graham full of stupidity and misinformation #VonIsAlwaysWrong
2:15
Von Story - Getting stuff wrong about astronomy - "largest digital camera ever built." #VonSucks
Von Story - Von Helton the "thespian" sniffs out fake celebrities on TikTok #VonNeverActedInAnything
2:28
Von Story - Another feeble attempt to get money from Todd complete with lying about email (w/proof)!
0:31
Von Story - Another really bad attempt to guilt Todd Malicoate into making "payments" #ItWontWork
13:30
Von Story - It kinda sucks when people lie about you online, doesn't it, Von? #KarmaStings
6:15
Von Story - Still thinks Trump listens to him blah blah blah communism is bad #VonSucks
6:39
Von Story - Military update by the Von - Thinks wars still fought like it's 1942 #VonIsAlwaysWrong
2:12
Von Story - Xenophobic moron mis-reports Washington Examiner statistics about illegal immigration
6:47
Von Story - Misinformation about the CIA and MK-Ultra #vonisalwayswrong
19:10
Von Story - Musings by the Von - Todd's "donations," cryptids, ET girlfriend #LosingHisMind
10:29
Von Story - "Two beliefs wear the same funny hats" #BigotedVon
12:20
Von Story - Update on his "bitcoin experiment" ... shocker, he lost money #Vonisalwayswrong
12:09
Von Story - That evil Secular Opinion guy and his merry band of THN terrorists #VonIsTheTrueVictim
Von Story - Thoughts on Iran bombing "tourist nations" and Trump's response by the Von #deepwrongs
3:49
Von Story - Misinformation about Mitch McConnell and a horrible take on the World Cup #BelgiumTop10
2:32
Von Story - Looking to find a Vietnamese girlfriend for "honor to her family" (40s is pushing it)
2:40
Von Story - Lying old man claims I'm giving him donations and still owe him a total of $200K
5:59
Von Story - Demented man in the woods struggles recording a local rabbit using zoom feature on phone
1:53
Von Story - Belching man records groundhog, thinks it's the same one he lied about 10 years ago
34:28
Von Story - Confused man in the woods rants about cryptids, won't allow dog to cool off in the creek
Von Story - Just another transphobic rant with a side order of "theft of muh intellectual propery"
2:19
Von Story - He somehow manages to get people to give him money again #learnfromTodd'smistakepeople
1:41
Von Story - Von's thoughts about a "fun shortage" in the United States #vonisalwayswrong
0:46
Von Story - Heat stroke setting in?
Von Story - A senile person confused about UFO stories, AI, and life in general #vonisalwayswrong
3:20
Von Story - Misinformation about a Washington Post article on Trump's 4th of July celebrations
2:08
Von Story - Von loves him some Teddy Roosevelt #horsevagmods
Von Story - His GAWDS put his Escape in the ONLY shade around and he can't find Sharpie any water!
4:26
Von Story - A break from heat and he's pleased that the "rough patch" is almost over #jokeisonyouVon
2:31
Von Story - Ill-informed unregistered non-voter thinks Democratic Socialists of America is a party.
11:41
Von Story - MORON thinks Amendment 14 (1868) can be groked by reading the Federalist Papers (1788)
Von Story - Only single ladies who live alone and have their own money need apply! #HeHasNoChance
2:02
Von Story - Walmart water pricing update by the Von - he thinks people need him to tell them this!
30:50
Von Story - Wendy's Chicken Minion Meal mukbang - plus a trip out of the car! #vontravels
13:00
Von Story - Delusional xenophobe lies about government benefits being paid to illegals #notazerosum
1:52
Von Story - Man with enormous zit on the tip of his schnozz complains that no one gives him money
13:02
Von Story - Delusional man makes outrageous claims about a UFO, winged creatures, and black clouds
14:31
Von Story - Another alien abduction story and of course Von believes every word #vonisalwayswrong
1:48
Von Story - Shameless begging by the Von - Your donations and gifts of love are widely received!
1:47
Von Story - Von names a creature the "Greyhound Cryptid" - VERY proud of himself! #vonisalwayswrong
Von Story - Spooky story by the Von "Hombre Lobo" on camera PLUS a zombie update! #vonisalwayswrong
Von Story - Gaming update by the Von - Get it while it's hot #vonisalwayswrong
8:45
Von Story - More racism by the Von - Black Americans can get on a plane and go back to Africa!
4:16
Von Story - Von thinks he was right about zombies ... again! #VonIsAlwaysWrong
2:41
Von Story - Von lost two dollars at cryptocurrency - hard to imagine, I know! #VonIsAlwaysWrong
Von Story - James Franco has an alien friend which is very troubling for Von #OnlyVonHasAlienFriends
3:35
Von Story - Supreme Court decision analysis by the Von (trigger warning - racist as hell) #RacistVon
18:24
Von Story - More ignorant ramblings including BS about alien abductions #VonIsAlwaysWrong
4:27
Von Story - No women are contacting him because all the women on TikTok are fake! #VonIsAlwaysWrong
2:57
Von Story - Update on the Metcalf's murder case - Von gets it wrong as usual #VonIsAlwaysWrong
8:48
Von Story - Wendy's Pineapple Mango drink mukbang - also surprised when Sharpie devours fresh water.
4:22
Von Story - Mukbang for some strawberry-flavored Wendy's drink - also, lots of sexy belches. LADIES!
5:40
Von Story - "Cloning is a big fat bust" - Science lecture by the Von #VonIsAlwaysWrong
4:00
Von Story - He discovers Long John Silvers - buys a bunch of food with money he says he doesn't have
3:16
Von Story - The "I Can't Believe It's Not Butter" deparment aka "Von gets a news story wrong again."
7:01
Von Story - Wendy's Stawberry Frosty Swirl mukbang - Diabetes alert!
1:49
Von Story - He thinks you need him to update you on Grand Theft Auto 6 because "he's a gamer."
Von Story - Another fine example of an idiot who believes whatever he hears or reads - and so smug!
6:10
Von Story - Mukbang for some watermelon-flavored Wendy's drink - also, it's hot in his car. Shocked!
1:32
Von Story - More idiotic rambling about the UK and their military business by a moron.
3:01
Von Story - An idiot misunderstands a news report and thinks Lockheed Martin has alien tech!
7:35
Von Story - Wendy's Oreo Brownie Frosty Fusion mukbang - "strong oreo flavor" - well, no shit, Von.
Von Story - Why don't all these women who want him follow simple directions? Leave him a message!
8:50
Von Story - Advisor to President Trump suggests calling the American media "communists." #GreatIdea
7:30
Von Story - More conspiracy BS by the Von plus he self-reports his A/C isn't working #HotSummerAhead
Von Story - Von been right for years, the Earth has a pulse and is alive (btw he can't spell Gaia).
3:06
Von Story - Lookin' for love on I-75 - Ladies in KY, TN, GA, and FL - you're up!
11:38
Von Story - Incoherent ramblings something something his ET girlfriend reported on some guy
Von Story - McDonald's Mango Pineapple Refresher Mukbang (Sharpie gets nothing)
3:44
Von Story - Warning you about Bruce Springsteen's COMMUNIST SOCIALIST new rock history museum!
Von Story - McDonald's Blackberry Passion Fruit Mukbang ($6 that could have got 1.5 gallons of gas)
7:51
Von Story - TWO white butterflies in a shaded area - what are the chances?? #PowerOfTheGawds
4:10
Von Story - Pay his phone bill, hater!
1:36
Von Story - Once again, he is stupid about the rules of highway driving #VonIsAlwaysWrong
0:08
Von Story - Speaking French with horrible pronunciation to try and sound smart? #NotBuyingItStinky
2:01
Von Story - "Me and Putin are historians" - Grammar lessons by the 190 IQ Von
4:37
Von Story - Investment advice by the Von (he apparently got scammed by Finelo)
11:06
Von Story - Check the hat, LADIES
0:35
Von Story - More stupid religion observatoins by the Von
2:07
Von Story - Another renewable energy advocate goes missing, hater! #VonIsAlwaysWrong
Von Story - He thinks he will start getting a government check if he has a physical address
8:43
Von Story - Bill Gates is using black helicopters to drop boxes full of ticks! #VonIsAlwaysWrong
5:23
Von Story - His food stamps are turned off and this is a contest with him as the prize (no homo)!
7:40
Von Story - Technical specifications update by the Von
Von Story - A ghost story full of bullshit and more lunacy about things to come - contact him ladies
7:02
Von Story - Don't ask him for money, scammer! Only HE is allowed to ask people for money!
13:07
Von Story - A disappearing woman and people with one red eye (Broadcast Journalism expert reacts).
9:23
Von Story - EXCELSIOR! (Lies about knowing Stan Lee and other celebrities personally)
0:40
Von Story - Let's play "Internet for Dummies"!
4:45
Von Story - He's kicked off his phone chatting apps but the trolls are going to jail!
9:26
Von Story - He's shockingly wrong about politics again, this time about Cuba #VonIsAlwaysWrong
1:38
Von Story - He's wrong about something Trump did but remains the smug know-it-all he always is.
3:47
Von Story - He can't understand why these "women" he meets online won't video chat with him!
Von Story - He's like PigPen, but doesn't stink!
1:43
Von Story - He sees a dirty joke on a highway sign and becomes giddy like a schoolboy!
11:43
Von Story - Crazy man thinks FOEKS don't have $4K in the bank and need a bank loan for an apartment
6:33
Von Story - Upset by the loss of his catfish, Von looks to board a spaceship to Alpha Centauri
Von Story - TikTok bucks ($13) and why he has black on him
2:45
Von Story - Dragon Fruit Mountain Dew mukbang
9:16
Von Story - A portend (sic) of Von on his deathbed in a pauper's hospital ... hit him up LADIES
5:09
Von Story - McDonald's drink mukbang from your resident mukbang expert who can barely afford one!
Von Story - He explains "dirty" drinks and Sharpie freaks out over seagulls
Von Story - More of Von mistaking stars and planets for alien spaceships.
