1:00
I love you, even though your farts smell particularly pungent
Untraceable
1:42
A pocket full of feces
1:44
Who needs roses? When you've got red flags!
1:11
Ah fuck! I've gone and pissed myself!
1:03
Long Nipple Hair
1:32
I love my open plan toilet
1:18
I hate you and I always piss in your tea
1:51
Time to move (5 Minutes every half hour)
1:50
I’ve got an itch on my butthole that I just can’t reach
1:20
i've just had explosive diarrhea
1:21
Those are my fucking sun loungers!