0:03
But aren’t [turtles] endangered?
Orchestra, play something sad
You sinful Jezebel
0:08
There's no need to yaffle, do you want the royal lobsters on our tail?
0:07
Austria and Germany sitting in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G!
0:06
Jen, bring the sponges! Looks like they’ve tried the buttered spiders again
First I set fire to my husband, then carefully cut off his skin
What exactly is ambergris?
0:12
This is the 7 o’ clock noose…
0:02
Don’t dis this miss!
Stay calmer when you want to harm a llama, call a llama farmer 🦙
Not on my show *snap* ✨𝙨𝙞𝙨𝙩𝙚𝙧✨
0:04
Play that monky music, funk boy
0:05
My pudding is going to be SOOO scrummy, you won’t literally believe it!
A mouse with delusions of grandeur
Nobody punches Blenkinsop and gets away with it!
0:11
D.I. Bones: Historical Crime Squad (a compilation)
Oh, yeah! Proper bangin’ that
0:09
Then, and only then, the castle will be ours
Oi, mister! Get the peelers!
0:14
The King being shot would be more of an 𝒶𝑅𝑔𝒽 𝐸𝓇𝑔𝒽 𝑒𝐻 sound
My ENORMOUS BUTTUS? Where is my ENORMOUS BUTTUS?
But never mind!
Work hard, play hard, drink hard, and fall over
Colchester, London, St. Albans, everybody talk about dead Romans!
Sweet as a nut, mate!
Wait! There’s more!
Rudeness that cannot be counted on one’s fingers, or measured in one’s heart
LIVE
[Private video]
Was stitched up by a postie! That's not glamorous, that's lame
Easy peasy, squeeze the lemon
First thing you need is a dead body
Is this some sort of peasant joke that I'm too rich to understand?
Great London Fire was a whopper! In my reign, London city came a-cropper!
TOP OF THE PAHHHPS!
I ran away to Yorkshire, changed my name to John Palmer
You won't survive, you won't survive… Ain't stayin' alive, ain't stayin' alive…
0:15
Talking into a small box? Talk about acting suspiciouslyyy...
You’ve been Artois’d!
My name is, my name is, my name is, Charles II!
Man said no, he said "Oh"…
I support Arsenal!
Wiggy, wiggy, wiggy, wiggy…
Your nastiness was fabulous, but my name’s Elagabalus
Ooh, that is nice
Are you insane in the brain?
You is well fit. Your face could launch a fousand ships, yeah
His Majesty, King Charles, is very fond of it apparently
