roman reigns: "i'm interested"

cm punk projecting his insecurities onto big show: "you're not funny and nobody likes you"

perpetual victim cm punk: "john, what are you doing? john, my diet soda. what are you doing?"

mentally ill hasbeen with a victim complex known as cm punk predicts the state of wwe in 2022

triple h to cm punk: "oh save me! you want to be the catalyst as long as it benefits you..."

cm punk to kevin nash and triple h: "you expect anybody, let alone me, to believe this crap?"

john cena to cm punk: "you are an ignorant son of a b***h and you need a little bit of respect!"

CM Punk shoots on Ryback injuring him

In 2014, Michael Cole and Jerry "The King" Lawler wanted fans chanting CM Punk to go away.

cm punk: "i'm back!"

what my social media feeds have looked like for the entire day

eddie kingston: *punches metal object offscreen twice* "oh my god! shut the f*ck up!"

wrestler who needed crowds to go away to finally get himself over shoots on why cm punk wasn't over

cm punk shoots on dwayne "the rock" johnson's return in a poorly aged red carpet interview from 2011

eddie kingston to cm punk: "nobody wants you here, they never wanted you here. so get out."

eddie kingston: "fight me! fight me! fight me! fight. me. fight. me! don't- fight me!"

cm punk: "send hook!"

tony schiavone: "he's coming for you, max!"

mjf on cm punk: "...if he feels like he hasn't gotten his just due, he's more than willing to sue!"

maxwell jacob friedman (mjf) foreshadows cm punk's legacy going down in flames

cm punk: "be my guest. go ahead. leave. main event night 4 of a buy one get one free extravaganza"

maxwell jacob friedman: "mid!!!" [better quality]

cm punk in disbelief over female colleague he obviously has a crush on asking about mussolini

this is the promo that caused cm punk to legitimately hate hangman adam page (Workers Rights promo)

tony khan shoots on eric bischoff at aew double or nothing's post media scrum

cm punk: "the apology must be as loud and as public as the disrespect"

jon moxley: "you should enjoy cm punk while he's here because he's not going to be here much longer"

double or nothing 2022's let's f**king go vs all out's let's f**king go

the elite forgets to block cm punk from voice chat

tony khan: "i'm serious, i'm not gonna sit back and take this f*cking shit"

tony khan ends honeymoon with cm punk while i play 'i will always love you' by whitney houston

jon moxley summarizes cm punk's aew career (Fragile Ego, Fragile Body, Weak Mind, Weak Spirit promo)

daddyyyyyy... my key doesn't work in the door anymore... i have laundryyyy 😭😭😭

triple h: "and just like that, it was over."

cm punk: "if you like what you saw, tell your friends! if you didn't like it, shut the fuck up."

did hangman adam page shoot on cm punk at the main event of aew double or nothing 2022?

jungle boy jack perry: "you know what this is right here? real glass! go cry me a river."

cm punk: "if you got a problem with jungle boy, chances are you're the problem"

seth rollins: "buh-bye bitch!"

The Downfall of CM Punk's AEW Career (a loose reenactment by double switch)

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drew mcintyre: "i prayed for this and it happened."

drew mcintyre steps on cm punk's injured tricep while cm punk screams like tom from tom and jerry