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Geordie Greep may be dropping soon it’s a christmas miracle 😧

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Everdark Sovereign Libra ruins lives

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Wuchang is the funniest game ever made

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https://youtu.be/ulPSMgGy12M?si=Mrk1w... new video!!!

7 months ago | [YT] | 0

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Nier depression. 10/10

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youtube.com/playlist?list=PLs... look at this guys epic ff16 no hits

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hey

8 months ago | [YT] | 3

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Absolutely life changing!

From the moment the opening scene did light up the screen, i kneweth a minecraft movie wast going to beest something truly special. As a longtime fan of the game, i wenteth in with high hopes—but what i exp'rienc'd wast beyond aught i couldst has't did imagine. This filmeth isn’t just a video game adaptation; it’s a loveth lett'r to the creativity, adventure, and endless possibilities yond minecraft represents. It’s a thrilling, heartwarming, and visually stunning journey yond captures the essence of the game while telling a st'ry yond resonates with both die-hard fans and newcom'rs alike.

A faithful yet green taketh on the minecraft univ'rse
One of mine own biggest w'rries wast wheth'r the movie wouldst stayeth true to the spirit of minecraft while still off'ring something new. I’m thrill'd to sayeth t absolutely doest! the w'rld-building is phenomenal—ev'ry blocky tree, ev'ry creepeth'r lurking in the shadows, ev'ry sprawling biome doth feel liketh t wast did pull straight from the game, yet did expand in ways yond maketh the univ'rse feeleth alive. The attention to detaileth is astounding, from the iconic soundeth effects (that "ssss" still t'rrifies me) to the way charact'rs cautel tools and buildeth structures in real-time.

The st'ry is a p'rfect blend of adventure, humeth'r, and emotion. Without spoiling aught, t follows a group of unlikely h'roes—some familiar faces and some new—as those gents embark on an epic quest to saveth their w'rld from a looming threat. The pacing is fantastic, balancing intense action sequences with quiet'r, heartfelt moments yond giveth the charact'rs real depth. And aye, th're art plenty of east'r eggs and ref'rences yond shall has't fans grinning from ear to ear.

Stellar voice acting and charact'rs you’ll loveth
The casting is spot-on. Ev'ry voice act'r endues their charact'r to life with so much p'rsonality and charm. Steve (play'd by an incredibly talent'd act'r) is ev'rything we desired f'r—stoic yet expressive, brave yet relatable. The supp'rting did cast, enwheeling a hilarious parrot sidekick and a surprisingly complex villain, adds so much flav'r to the st'ry. Coequal the mobs—zombies, skeletons, and of course, the ev'r-menacing endeth'r dragon—are given moments to shineth in ways yond feeleth green and exciting.

Visual spectacle – blocky beauty hath brought to life
The animation style is a p'rfect feather-bed of minecraft’s signature blocky aesthetic and cinematic polisheth. The way lighteth filt'rs through leaves, wat'r flows dynamically, and explosions sendeth blocks flying is nothing sh'rt of breathtaking. The action sequences art fluid and exhilarating, especially a climactic battleth yond hadst me on the edge of mine own seat. And the neth'r dimension? absolutely stunning—vibrant, dang'rous, and full of surprises.

A soundtrack yond hits all the right notes
The music is a quite quaint mixeth of nostalgic minecraft melodies and sweeping 'rchestral pieces yond elevate ev'ry scene. Hearing those iconic c418-inspir'd tunes reimagin'd with a full cinematic sc're gaveth me chills. The soundeth designeth, from the clinking of pickaxes to the roar of gen'ral chungus, is imm'rsive and p'rfectly craft'd. Coequal the wond'rful songs sung by steve himself hath brought drops of sorrow to mine own eyes.

They love crushing loaf.
They love crushing loaf.
They love crushing loaf.
They love crushing loaf.
They love crushing loaf.
I love crushing loaf.

8 months ago | [YT] | 4

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The First Berserker: Khazan
Rating: 7/10

Khazan is a game I’m very mixed on. Its boss roster is very solid, but for a game without any levels, it’s pretty middling. Combat is great, although only the last 2 fights make really good use of it. The combo chains are really fun, and stamina is actually good in the endgame. It has a pretty bad level roster, with mostly nothing burgers, and quite a few that I despise (there is a level that’s one of the worst I’ve ever gone through). The standouts are solid, nothing groundbreaking, and I at least like parts of most levels.

Ignoring how it’s not that great for a game with not much else going for it, boss roster is very solid. It has a whole lot of mid, and most side mission fights are garbage, but there’s a lot of greats. Especially final boss, which is one of my favorites ever. And a harder roster clear than eigong, 2nd best being only mid A!

Story is boring, I was very disappointed. I went in with high expectations, mainly because it had the goat Ben Starr, but it just ended up being a team ninja story. They at least tried at the end though, so it’s not that bad. I love the art style a lot, and boss and enemy designs are mixed but the good ones are so peak.

Enemy variety was a major disappointment. I saw the codex, thinking it would have wukong level enemy variety. But most of them are reskins, or literally the same enemy. And enemy quality is even more disappointing. I had high hopes with the dragonkin, but they are gone after 2 missions. And the only other good enemies are either used poorly, or not at all. They put a decent bit of thought into the encounters, but the enemies themselves are just so boring.

Small things:
- Music is great, haven’t listened to anything out of game yet, but I liked what I heard in game
- voice acting is great, with goats like Ben Starr, David Menkin, and MORGOTT
- most draining game I’ve played
Overall, a good game, but I’m very mixed on it. Worth it on sale, or if you’re looking for some action slop without caring about levels.

9 months ago | [YT] | 4