Honey Don't watch this movie

Ron Howard's Eden is a decent survival film

Highest 2 Lowest isn't one of Spike Lee's highest or lowest joints

Nobody 2 is nowhere near as special

Fixed is doggy style in the worst way

Freakier Friday: Double the freaky, half the fun

The Bad Guys 2 is disappointingly underwhelming

The Naked Gun 2025 brings spoofs back in full force

Sorry Baby, this movie's underwhelming

Together is so adequate that I can't think of a good pun for this

Is The Fantastic Four: First Steps... well, fantastic?

Eddington is nonescapist, pretentious garbage

Superman 2025 makes DC great again

Long Distance: A movie even Universal forgot existed

Is Happy Gilmore 2 a swing and a miss?

Smurfs 2025 just smurfed the bed

F1: Racing's answer to Top Gun: Maverick?

Jurassic World: Rebirth? More like ReBORTH LMAO

M3GAN 2.0 is an und3rrat3d g3m

KPop Demon Hunters: A fun anime-esque action musical

Elio is a better Lilo and Stitch remake than the actual one

28 Years Later: A zombified trailer for the next one (but still a good trailer)

Materialists: Celine Song's underwhelming sophomore film

How to Train Your Dragon 2025 doesn't quite justify its own existence

Predator: Killer of Killers is animated visceral action at its finest

The Life of Chuck is a schmaltzy mess

Ballerina: A generic revenge movie with a John Wick coat of paint

Karate Kid: Legends brings honor to the franchise

Fountain of Youth: Another generic Indy knockoff

Never heard of The Shrouds? There's a reason.

Shadow Force is as bland and forgettable as you'd expect

Fight or Flight is an airborne disaster

The Phoenician Scheme is just another Wes Anderson picture

The Surfer is a dreamy Nic Cage experience

Lilo and Stitch 2025: Little and broken but still not the worst

Rust is an underrated Western in spite of the real-life setbacks

Havoc is a worthy spiritual successor to The Raid

The Accountant 2 is a mixed bag of a sequel

Mission Impossible The Final Reckoning: Worth accepting one last time

Sneaks... nuff said.

The Legend of Ochi is an adorably slow cliche storm

Thunderbolts*/*The New Avengers: Not as pointless as that asterisk

Friendship is painfully awkward and unfunny

The Amateur is quite amateurish

The Luckiest Man in America: a true underdog story

The Penguin Lessons is a heartfelt tale

The Ballad of Wallis Island: charming enough but nothing special

Sinners is bloody brilliant