'Twas the night before Christmas and all through the house, the whole damn family was drunk as a louse. Grandma and Grandpa were singing their song, while the kid was in bed flogging his dong. Ma home from the whorehouse and I out of jail, had just settled down for a nice piece of tail. When out on the lawn there 'rose such a clatter, that I jumped off Ma to see what was the matter. What to my bloodshot should appear, but a rusty old sleigh and a dozen reindeer. Sittin' in the sleigh just holding his dick, I knew in a moment that bastard must be St. Nick. He came down the chimney like a bat out of hell, I knew in a moment that fucker had fell. He filled all our stockings with pretzels and beer, and a big rubber dick for my brother the queer. He got back in his sleigh and he said to his deer, "On Dasher! On Prancer! Up over the walls, quick now damnit or I'll cut off your balls!" We heard him shout as he drove out of sight, "Piss on you all, it's been one fucked up night!
Stoner James
'Twas the night before Christmas and all through the house, the whole damn family was drunk as a louse. Grandma and Grandpa were singing their song, while the kid was in bed flogging his dong. Ma home from the whorehouse and I out of jail, had just settled down for a nice piece of tail. When out on the lawn there 'rose such a clatter, that I jumped off Ma to see what was the matter. What to my bloodshot should appear, but a rusty old sleigh and a dozen reindeer. Sittin' in the sleigh just holding his dick, I knew in a moment that bastard must be St. Nick. He came down the chimney like a bat out of hell, I knew in a moment that fucker had fell. He filled all our stockings with pretzels and beer, and a big rubber dick for my brother the queer. He got back in his sleigh and he said to his deer, "On Dasher! On Prancer! Up over the walls, quick now damnit or I'll cut off your balls!" We heard him shout as he drove out of sight, "Piss on you all, it's been one fucked up night!
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