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Musk Watch

They needed AI because this is what Elon actually looks like in a cowboy hat 😬

3 weeks ago | [YT] | 8

Musk Watch

Elon Musk said (without irony, without pause) that mRNA could turn a human into a butterfly.

2010: “We’ll put a man on Mars.”
2020: “We’ll merge brains with AI.”
2025: “We’ll turn your uncle Greg into a monarch.”

At this point? I believe all of it. Just tell me where to sign.

Source: Elon Musk's Axel Springer Award Interview

3 weeks ago | [YT] | 3

Musk Watch

SpaceX goes public and its IPOs at $1.5T (which it might lol) according to Bloomberg.

Elon's net worth jumps from $461B -> $952 BILLION.
But the actual insanity? $625B of that is just from SpaceX.

For perspective:

• That's more than Amazon's market cap in 2020.
• More than every car company on Earth combined.
• Enough to fund NASA for 125 years... and still buy Mars.

And you thought your 401K was doing okay 😅

4 weeks ago | [YT] | 16

Musk Watch

Tesla just pushed the Model 3 Performance delivery window to February 2026 in the world's most cutthroat market, China.

One thing is obvious: Elon is NOT sweating the "Tesla has lost its edge in China" narrative at all.

Meanwhile, 40 local rivals are standing there like, "But our car is $500 cheaper and has 8 more screens..." 💀

1 month ago | [YT] | 4

Musk Watch

Dogecoin was founded 12 years ago today!

Happy birthday to the coin that was started as a joke, survived 10,000 global financial crises and is currently worth more than most hedge funds.

1 month ago | [YT] | 3

Musk Watch

SpaceX is about to try and catch Starship with chopsticks in 2026!

This is insane. The margin for error here is basically zero because if it fails, they have a $1billion explosion.

1 month ago | [YT] | 7

Musk Watch

Elon Musk is now worth $406.4 billion.. the craziest thing about this is imagine $1 billion not even being 1% of your wealth

1 month ago | [YT] | 21

Musk Watch

I don't think Elon realises that being easy to manipulate absolutely destroys his claim that "grok is based on truth"

1 month ago | [YT] | 3

Musk Watch

This image is worth $1.69 trillion

1 month ago | [YT] | 8

Musk Watch

Grok insists that Elon Musk is more fit than Lebron James

1 month ago | [YT] | 8