Witch of the East - Invidious

Announcement 🚨

I know Christmas is a really difficult time for so many of us, including me.

The pressure to be happy, the forced gatherings, the isolation, the financial stress, the feeling of being left behind whilst everyone else seems to have it sorted.
But remember: it’s just another day. The 25th of December has no more power over you than you choose to give it.

Please be kind to yourself. If you need to stay in bed, stay in bed. If you need to turn your phone off, do it. There’s no “right” way to get through this.

For those struggling with depression or isolation, you’re not alone. I see you.

If you need support:
🇬🇧 Samaritans: 116 123 (free, 24/7)
🏳️‍⚧️ Switchboard LGBT+: 0300 330 0630
💬 Crisis text line: Text SHOUT to 85258
🌐 Mind: www.mind.org.uk

We’ll get through this. One day at a time.

You matter 💜

Love,
Dr. Sass

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Witch of the East

The Secret is Out... 🖤

I’ve lost count of how many times I get asked, "What dye do you use?" or "How do you get your eyeliner so sharp?"

I’m finally putting it all in one place.

I’ve built my official Amazon Storefront with the exact products I use daily. No gatekeeping, just the affordable gems I’ve tested for years to get my signature Witch of the East look.

Check out my lists for: 💄 Signature Makeup Essentials (The budget face routine) 🧴 Hair Growth & Health (How I keep it thick and strong)

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Dr. Sass reporting for duty
MESSAGE TO ALL TRANSPHOBES - HELP IS COMING

We've managed to cure another group of transphobes at the lab. It's been some ride, let me tell you.

What was the cure, you ask? We've developed a new pill called ANTI-BIGOTILLON. It's working wonders. The transformation is like nothing else we've ever seen. No longer are the test subjects buying into the right-wing media attacks on trans people just living their authentic lives. Crazy, right?

More to come on this breakthrough. Please comment below if you want to hear more about our discovery. Maybe we could get some of the test subjects to apologise on behalf of all the transphobes out there still.

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Dr. Sass on scene: Transphobe reports persistent rigidity after 6-hour scrolling session on trans women's profiles. Textbook case of prolonged stimulation. Patient claims he 'hates' what he's looking at. His physical response tells a different story. Diagnosis: The body doesn't lie.

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Welcome to Come Dine With Me: Trans Edition, where tonight's contestants are Transphobes who simply couldn't resist an invitation!

I'm Dr Sass, and I've prepared an exquisite menu:
Starter - Your Overnight Expertise in Women's Sports You've Never Actually Watched.
Main Course - Your Riveting Obsession With What's Between My Legs.
Dessert - A Forensic Analysis of Your Browser History vs. The Last Time You Touched Your Wife.

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BREAKING: Trans operative successfully infiltrates Transphobe HQ

After months of deep cover work, I've finally gained access to their secret headquarters. What I found will shock you.

Their entire operation runs on a single shared brain cell that they have to book out in 15-minute slots. There's a waiting list.

The filing system is just thousands of folders labelled "Basic Biology" containing screenshots of the same three Wikipedia articles from 2009.

I found their master plan: it's just the word "CONCERNED" written in crayon 47 times.

Their security system is impressive though. Anyone who enters must answer the question "what is a woman?" and if you give any answer at all, even "I don't know," you're immediately promoted to Chief Strategic Officer.

The break room has one poster. It says "We're not obsessed with trans people" and someone's added 400 annotations explaining why they're definitely not obsessed.

I'm extracting the intelligence now. Will report back once I've finished photographing their extensive collection of "I identify as an attack helicopter" jokes they still think are current.

Mission status: They still haven't noticed I'm here. I'm literally holding a torch and going through their files. The shared brain cell is currently with someone trying to explain chromosomes.

Over and out 🔦

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Dr. Sass reporting for duty.

Clinical observation, Subject 22567:

We placed the subject in what he believes is his natural habitat. He thinks he’s online. In reality, we’re monitoring how long he can scroll trans women’s content he claims to hate.

Hour 36: Subject is dehydrating. Hasn’t touched water in days. Has viewed 847 posts he insists are “disgusting.” The irony is lost on him.

Diagnosis: Terminal obsession. Subject could log off at any time. Has not considered this option.

Prognosis: Poor. The algorithm has him exactly where it wants him.

Treatment: Unavailable. Patient must develop self-awareness first.

End report.

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Medical miracle: we cured our first transphobe today.

The procedure was revolutionary. We sat them down and asked one simple question: 'Why do you care?'

They tried to answer for 45 minutes. Brought up sports, bathrooms, 'protecting women.'
We asked again: 'But why do YOU personally care?'

Complete system failure. Blue screen of death. Had to reboot the whole patient.
Turns out when you remove 'I saw it on Facebook' from their arguments, there's just nothing there. Just vibes and borrowed rage.

Dr Sass breakthrough discovery: transphobes are 90% social media algorithms wearing a human suit.

The cure is asking 'why' until they short-circuit. 💅

Recovery rate: inconclusive. Patient is still buffering.

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Hey friends,

Just finished coding my new website from scratch (no Wix templates here). If you're into gothic electronic music and a bit of a nerd, you'll love exploring it.
Unseen images, new music, and much more inside. Really proud of this one.
Take a gander!

www.aerishoulihan.com

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Witch of the East

100 percent! 🏳️‍⚧️

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