Are you OxyMoronic For wanting your daily chronic
And making your mom's house hydroponic
You're OxyMoronic
I've been called an
OxyMoron
For getting my metaphor on
Linoleum is a Flooron
I'm an OxyMoron
It's time to be alarmed
We're not being healed

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