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I’m the best. Big, bold, powerful. I walk across the ice like I built it — because honestly? I kinda did.
Seals? They hide. Walruses? Total pushovers. Penguins? Wrong continent — but if they were here, they’d be applauding. The northern lights? They shine brighter when I’m around. That’s just facts.

The Arctic was melting — very sad! Nobody was doing anything about it. But then I showed up. And now? We’re making the Arctic great again. One paw at a time.
Colder. Cleaner. Stronger. The ice? Never been thicker. The fish? Absolutely delicious. Everybody’s talking about it. Scientists, seals — even the snow crabs.

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