"If you had Puerto Rican girls reffing the games..." 🎤: Chris Distefano #shorts

"I like professional football." 🎤: Demetri Martin #shorts

"There's 16,000 white people." 🎤: Finesse Mitchell #shorts

“You guys ever rob a house?” 🎤: Ethan Simmons-Patterson #shorts

"Well, somebody married her ." 🎤: Erin Jackson #shorts

“I quit on some boss b*tch sh*t” 🎤:Brandi Denise #shorts

"I'm trying to help 'em out." 🎤: Tess #shorts

“You know that interview was a son of a b*tch” 🎤: Roy Wood, Jr. #shorts

"You're a bad man." @jeffdunham I’m With Cupid February 3rd 8/7c Comedy Central. #shorts

"You guys ready for the little people in the boxes?" 🎤:@jeffdunham #shorts

"When you get a little rando text..." 🎤: Nick Swardson #shorts

"Peanut butter and jelly in the same jar..." 🎤: Brian Regan #shorts

"The worst is being the sober cab." 🎤: Nick Swardson #shorts

"Everyone got fat during the pandemic."🎤: Jenny Zigrino #shorts

“SENIORS ‘08” 🎤: Bo Burnham #shorts

"If you're not familiar with taking an edible..." 🎤: Ayo Edebiri #shorts

"I used to pretend to like sports." 🎤: Esther Povitzky #shorts

"I don't know if you've ever lost a kid in the Pacific Ocean..." 🎤: Craig Conant #shorts

"I can't fight dude." 🎤: Jo Koy #shorts

"Girls are trying to be perfect."🎤: Tammy Pescatelli #shorts

"I've been in the gym..."🎤: Taneshia Rice #shorts

“My first dream was to make it to the NBA...” 🎤: Chinedu Unaka #shorts

"I tried to listening to heavy metal..." 🎤: Asha Ward #shorts

"This year my goal is to black out less."🎤: Sheng Wang #shorts

"I was trying to do diet and exercise..." 🎤: Jo Firestone #shorts

“Is the mark of a good party always something bad happening?” 🎤: Josh Johnson #shorts

“It's the moonshine of medicine.” 🎤: Lewis Black #shorts

"I spent the day in bed with my life partner again."🎤: Chelsea Handler #shorts

"What's the theme?" 🎤: Moses Storm #shorts

“Black people are actually pretty split on Kwanzaa.” 🎤: Josh Johnson #shorts

"We still haven't taken down our Christmas decorations." 🎤: Dan Mintz #shorts

"The Crimp and Curl Pony, I wanted it." 🎤: Joel Kim Booster #shorts

" My personality is, I'm passive-aggressive ."🎤: Pete Lee #shorts

"Christmas is gay." 🎤: Matteo Lane #shorts

“That’s a bad argument.” 🎤: Eagle Witt #shorts

"It becomes the woman's hair palace." 🎤: Andrew Santino #shorts

"I'm a winter coat motherf***er." 🎤: Ron Funches #shorts

"Why is it always such a production?" 🎤: Carol Leifer #shorts

"Do your mothers do that?" 🎤: Mav Viola #shorts

"To the window, to the wall." 🎤: Fortune Feimster #shorts

"Do you know what else makes a lot of noise.." 🎤:Hair Kondabolu #Shorts

“We just needed something to compete with Christmas in that timeslot.” 🎤: Matthew Broussard #shorts

"Every woman knows how to play this game."🎤: Ayanna Dookie #shorts

"The hardware has improved, phenomenally ." 🎤: Randall Otis

"So much history in this historic place." 🎤: Thomas Lennon #shorts

"It's Destiny."@mike_birbiglia #shorts

“I just spent four years in college, didn’t learn a thing.” 🎤: B.J. Novak

"That is not a good way to shop." 🎤: Natasha Leggero #shorts