Iran Shoots Missiles At U.S. Military Bases/"Hetero Awesome Fest" Disappoints/Secret Police Run Wild

Trump Signals Nuclear Bomb Threat/MAGA Cry About Juneteenth/ICE Gets Run Off/Elon's Explosive Week

Trump threatens To Start WW3 For Israel/Tucker Carlson Humiliates Ted Cruz/Elon Releases Drug Test

Trump's $45 Million B-Day Parade Flops/Iran Defends Itself Against Israel/MAGA Assassinates Dem Reps

Elon Grovels For Trump's Forgiveness/ LAPD Abuses Citizens As Newsom Blames Trump/Dems Back ICE/MORE

L.A. Turns Into War Zone As Trump Invades/Elon Chickens Out Of Trump Feud/Jared Leto Accused/MORE!

Elon & Trump's Messy Public Breakup/MAGA Civil War Divides Idiots/Funniest Fight Ever

Elon Betrays Trump & Tries To Kill "Big Beautiful Bill"/Folks, They Finally Caught One/MUCH MORE!

Ukraine Executes Massive Drone Attack On Russia/King Of The Hill Actor Killed In Hate Crime/MORE!

Elon Leaves White House Amid Drug Abuse Claims/Chicken Trump Goes Viral/Texas Gets Reefer Madness

Trump Freaks Out Over T.A.C.O. Question/How To Get $300 Worth Of A.I. Subscriptions For Free/MORE!

Jordan Peterson Destroyed By Children In Debate/Ethan Klein Gaza Charity Scam/MTG VS Grok/MUCH MORE!

Employees Of Genocidal Terrorist Organization Killed In NYC/Trump Throws CyptoBall/Elon Glitches Out

New Kitten Rescue!/Cancer Gets Joe Biden/Trump Lies About White Genocide/AI Video Makes Huge Leap

MAGA Declares Numbers Illegal/ICE Barbie Creates Hunger Games/Moody's Downgrades America's Rating

Qatari Bribes Trump With $400 Million Dollar Plane/Trump "Makes Deal" With China/I Finished My Book!

MAGA Freaks Out Over New American "Woke" Pope/Trump Unveils Laughable UK Trade Deal/MUCH MORE!

Trump Vows To Reopen Alcatraz/MAGA Cancels Christmas/Israel Attempts To Murder Greta Thunberg/MORE

Americans Reward Lady With $400,000 In Donations For Screaming N-Word At Autistic Child/Much More!

Jeff Bezos Kneels To Trump Over Tariffs/New Economic Numbers Are Grim/UPS Fires 20,000 Drivers/More!

Trump Declares He Runs The World/Woke VS Columbus/Tariff Sticker Shock Hits America/MUCH MORE!

Trump Begins Arresting Judges/George Santos Gets 7 Years/Internet Mocks Katy Perry/MUCH MORE!

Tesla Announces Profits Drop By 71%, Stock Goes Up 10%/Bald Tim Pool Goes To Washington/MUCH MORE!

Pope Dies/Kanye West Claims He Is A PDF File/Pete Kegsbreath Scrambles To Save Job/Dow Drops 971 Pts

Mike Lindell Goes Bankrupt/MAGA Shoots Up School/Abrego Garcia Is Alive/Japan Calls Out America

Protestor Tasered At MTG Town Hall/Elon Gets Rejected/AOC Goes Off/God Loves Tariffs/Much More!

Trump Orders Five Concentration Camps To Hold American Citizens/White House Disobeys Supreme Court

Entire World Mocks America/ICE Vows To Stop "Illegal Ideas"/Sec. Of Education Doesnt Know What AI Is

Trump Caves On Tariffs (Again)/Elon Musk Earns 20 Billion In One Day/Bald Tim Pool Meets Netanyahu

Massive Anti-Trump & Musk Rallies Across The US/Fake Tweet Saves Economy From Further Collapse/MORE!

Trump Crashes Economy On Purpose/Elon Loses Big In Wisconsin/Russel Brand & J.C. Van Damme Charged

JD Vance Lies About Innocent Man U.S. Sent To El Salvadoran Prison For Life/Elon Baby-Mama Drama

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Secretary Of Defense Leaks Battle Plans Through Phone App/Musk Attacks Hasan Abi/HUGE SHOW!

Trump Abolishes Department Of Education/Trump Sends Soccer Coach To R@pe Camp/MAGA Targets Furries

Elon Cries "Terrorism" As Tesla Dealerships Burn/ICE Disappears More People/This Is Terrifying

Trump Sends American Citizens To El Salvadori Prison In Defiance Of Judges Order/America Has Died

Democrats Cave To Trump On Spending Bill/Bill Burr Still Awesome/Republican Town Halls Go Nuts

Trump Bails Out Tesla/Protests Against President Elon Spread/Dow Drops By 3000 In Trumps First Month

Trump Caves On Tariffs Again/Another Elon Rocket Explodes/House Censures Al Green/Much More!

Trump Gives Congressional Speech As Economy Nuking Tariffs Enacted/World Abandons US/SNL Crush Elon

Russian Prostitutes Attack Zelenskyy At Whitehouse/Trump Pretends To Release Epstein Files/Much More

Trump Invites Russian Oligarchs To Rule America/Republicans Vote To Gut Medicaid/Bill Burr VS Elon!

Americans Revolt Against Their Representatives/Podcaster Put Second In Charge Of FBI/Much More!

Chainsaw Wielding Elon Embarrassing Himself At CPAC/Murder Bae In Court/Bannon Does CPAC Nazi Salute

Trump Declares Himself King Then Sells Out Ukraine/White House Claims Musk Does Not Work for DOGE

Trump Takes $5 Mil NASCAR Joyride As Aid To Starving Children Cut/Elon Embarrassed Of New Baby Momma

President Elon & Son Give White House Briefing/Inflation Leaps/Trump Legalizes Bribery/US Is Cooked

MAGA Freak Out Over Superbowl Halftime Show/Kanye Chased Off Twitter/I Got Free Ozempic/MORE!

Kanye Officially Comes Out As a Nazi/Swat Kill MAGA Cult Member On Livestream/Much More!

Trump Claims America Owns Gaza/Dems Fight Back Against Musk/RFK To Be Confirmed/Protests Break Out

Elon Musk Takes Over US Gov With Army Of Child Hackers/Trump Caves On Tariffs/Crashes Blamed On DEI

Chinese AI Wrecks American Stocks/Trump Is Trying To Cause An Insurrection/America Is Collapsing

MAGA Gaslights Over Nazi Salute/Trump Revokes Civils Rights Order/MAGA Attacks Jesus's Teachings

Elon Does Nazi Salute During Inauguration/Trump Earns $20 Billion With New Scam Coin/TikTok Stunts

"Daddy's Home!" Trends On Twitter/Biden's Corpse Says Farewell/Elon Moves Into White House/MORE!

Biden & Trump Take Credit For Gaza Cease Fire/Bill Burr Is Awesome/Nomination Hearings/Much More!

Mark Zuckerberg Goes Full MAGA/CHUDs Blame Gays For Fires/Mel Gibson Is Weird/I Cloned Myself

California Is On Fire Again/Zuckerberg Goes CHUD/Trump Certifies As President/The Left is Dead

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