Trump Vows To Reopen Alcatraz/MAGA Cancels Christmas/Israel Attempts To Murder Greta Thunberg/MORE

Americans Reward Lady With $400,000 In Donations For Screaming N-Word At Autistic Child/Much More!

Jeff Bezos Kneels To Trump Over Tariffs/New Economic Numbers Are Grim/UPS Fires 20,000 Drivers/More!

Trump Declares He Runs The World/Woke VS Columbus/Tariff Sticker Shock Hits America/MUCH MORE!

Trump Begins Arresting Judges/George Santos Gets 7 Years/Internet Mocks Katy Perry/MUCH MORE!

Tesla Announces Profits Drop By 71%, Stock Goes Up 10%/Bald Tim Pool Goes To Washington/MUCH MORE!

Pope Dies/Kanye West Claims He Is A PDF File/Pete Kegsbreath Scrambles To Save Job/Dow Drops 971 Pts

Mike Lindell Goes Bankrupt/MAGA Shoots Up School/Abrego Garcia Is Alive/Japan Calls Out America

Protestor Tasered At MTG Town Hall/Elon Gets Rejected/AOC Goes Off/God Loves Tariffs/Much More!

Trump Orders Five Concentration Camps To Hold American Citizens/White House Disobeys Supreme Court

Entire World Mocks America/ICE Vows To Stop "Illegal Ideas"/Sec. Of Education Doesnt Know What AI Is

Trump Caves On Tariffs (Again)/Elon Musk Earns 20 Billion In One Day/Bald Tim Pool Meets Netanyahu

Massive Anti-Trump & Musk Rallies Across The US/Fake Tweet Saves Economy From Further Collapse/MORE!

Trump Crashes Economy On Purpose/Elon Loses Big In Wisconsin/Russel Brand & J.C. Van Damme Charged

JD Vance Lies About Innocent Man U.S. Sent To El Salvadoran Prison For Life/Elon Baby-Mama Drama

A Show That Chronicles The Collapse Of The American Empire

Secretary Of Defense Leaks Battle Plans Through Phone App/Musk Attacks Hasan Abi/HUGE SHOW!

Trump Abolishes Department Of Education/Trump Sends Soccer Coach To R@pe Camp/MAGA Targets Furries

Elon Cries "Terrorism" As Tesla Dealerships Burn/ICE Disappears More People/This Is Terrifying

Trump Sends American Citizens To El Salvadori Prison In Defiance Of Judges Order/America Has Died

Democrats Cave To Trump On Spending Bill/Bill Burr Still Awesome/Republican Town Halls Go Nuts

Trump Bails Out Tesla/Protests Against President Elon Spread/Dow Drops By 3000 In Trumps First Month

Trump Caves On Tariffs Again/Another Elon Rocket Explodes/House Censures Al Green/Much More!

Trump Gives Congressional Speech As Economy Nuking Tariffs Enacted/World Abandons US/SNL Crush Elon

Russian Prostitutes Attack Zelenskyy At Whitehouse/Trump Pretends To Release Epstein Files/Much More

Trump Invites Russian Oligarchs To Rule America/Republicans Vote To Gut Medicaid/Bill Burr VS Elon!

Americans Revolt Against Their Representatives/Podcaster Put Second In Charge Of FBI/Much More!

Chainsaw Wielding Elon Embarrassing Himself At CPAC/Murder Bae In Court/Bannon Does CPAC Nazi Salute

Trump Declares Himself King Then Sells Out Ukraine/White House Claims Musk Does Not Work for DOGE

Trump Takes $5 Mil NASCAR Joyride As Aid To Starving Children Cut/Elon Embarrassed Of New Baby Momma

President Elon & Son Give White House Briefing/Inflation Leaps/Trump Legalizes Bribery/US Is Cooked

MAGA Freak Out Over Superbowl Halftime Show/Kanye Chased Off Twitter/I Got Free Ozempic/MORE!

Kanye Officially Comes Out As a Nazi/Swat Kill MAGA Cult Member On Livestream/Much More!

Trump Claims America Owns Gaza/Dems Fight Back Against Musk/RFK To Be Confirmed/Protests Break Out

Elon Musk Takes Over US Gov With Army Of Child Hackers/Trump Caves On Tariffs/Crashes Blamed On DEI

Chinese AI Wrecks American Stocks/Trump Is Trying To Cause An Insurrection/America Is Collapsing

MAGA Gaslights Over Nazi Salute/Trump Revokes Civils Rights Order/MAGA Attacks Jesus's Teachings

Elon Does Nazi Salute During Inauguration/Trump Earns $20 Billion With New Scam Coin/TikTok Stunts

"Daddy's Home!" Trends On Twitter/Biden's Corpse Says Farewell/Elon Moves Into White House/MORE!

Biden & Trump Take Credit For Gaza Cease Fire/Bill Burr Is Awesome/Nomination Hearings/Much More!

Mark Zuckerberg Goes Full MAGA/CHUDs Blame Gays For Fires/Mel Gibson Is Weird/I Cloned Myself

California Is On Fire Again/Zuckerberg Goes CHUD/Trump Certifies As President/The Left is Dead

How To Dominate New World PvP By Mildly Cheating

CyberTruck Detonates At Trump Tower/New Orleans Truck Massacre/MAGA Civil War Continues/10 shot NYC

Trump Sides With President Elon Over H-1B Visas/Jimmy Carter Dies/Sora AI Video Generator Review

MAGA Turns On Elon/The Right Fracture/Trump Threatens Panama/My Cat Died/Matt Gaetz Report Released

Murder Bae Gets Epic Perp Walk/Mass Murderer Attempts To Kill Nick Fuentes/Left Pits Trump Vs Elon

President Elon Demands Gov. Shut Down/Murder Bae Charged With Terrorism/This Weeks School Shooting

Murder Bae Becomes Folk Hero/Strange Drones Over Jersey/I Got Doxed/New Song!/Much More!

Sexy CEO Assassin Arrested At McDonalds/A.I. Video Creation Software Update/Trump Pick Kills Father

America Celebrates CEOs Assassination/Hawk Tuah Cons Idiots/Nick Fuentes Arrested/Daniel Penny Wins

Dusty Tries The Rapier In New World: Aeternum

Health Insurance CEO Assassinated On Street/Rogan Goes Atomic Stupid/Trump Threatens To Annex Canada

Dusty Tries Sword and Shield PVP In New World

Biden Pardons Hunter/Destiny & Nick Fuentes S3X Tape?/Cenk Chuds/QAnon To Run FBI/Zuckerberg Trumps

Dusty Dominates PVP in New World: Aeternum!

"New World: Aeternum": A Seminar By Dusty Smith

Trump Picks Art Dealer To Run The Navy/Trump Threatens Allies with Tarrifs/Nazis Mace Themselves

Matt Gaetz Pulls Out/ICC Issues Arrest For Netanyahu/Oligarchs Take Over Government/Destiny Leaked