The Federative Republic of BCP2026

This is it. Kildovia is gone.

Rest in peace, Kildovia. The only thing we can do for him now is pray for the rest of his existence.

3 days ago (edited) | [YT] | 5

The Federative Republic of BCP2026

This is the new logo we will use.

3 days ago | [YT] | 2

The Federative Republic of BCP2026

I’m gonna prepare the next video today, since I haven’t uploaded Yesterday.

5 days ago | [YT] | 2

The Federative Republic of BCP2026

Sorry for not uploading videos this much last week. I’m processing my next video already. Remember, be patient.

1 week ago | [YT] | 2

The Federative Republic of BCP2026

Sorry about the absence of making videos. The next video is on its way. In the meantime, I’ll postpone the first BCP2026’s Countryballs episode until further notice.

1 week ago | [YT] | 3

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I have just created the lines for the first episode of BCP2026’s Countryballs. Here they are.

BCP2026’s Countryballs: S1E1
Onions on the Opposition

France wakes out in a pile of onions. Then, he has spoken.
France: Let’s make ONION SOUP!
The screen zooms in to an infinite pile of onions.
5 seconds
Offscreen: I’m gonna sh-(another offscreen: GET OUT!!) - These are only used for sound effects.
(Intro plays)
France stands at a counter with an absurd amount of onions.
• He rapidly chops onions (speed-ramp cuts)
• Butter drops into a pot — sizzle
• Onions go in — steam everywhere
• Stirring, caramelizing, dramatic close-ups
• Broth poured in (slow-motion)
• Baguette added
• Cheese layered on top
• Pot goes into oven
• France waits, arms crossed, nodding seriously
[DING!]
France pulls the pot out triumphantly.
SCENE — THE REVEAL
France presents the soup proudly.
France:
“Voila! A perfect, coveted, magnifique French onion soup! Bon appétit!”
[CRASH]
Germany suddenly runs in, grabs the pot, and eats all the onion soup in one go.
Germany:
“Mmm! Danke!”
Germany casually walks away.
France stares at the empty pot.
Silence.
France:
“Mon dieu!”
Britain suddenly appears next to France’s fridge, eyes wide in shock.
Britain (British accent):
“Treaty of Versailles #2 has been violated… again. I’m gonna show this yank what onion soup really means.”
Cut to credits.
It is nighttime. Russia walks into France’s kitchen in silence. Russia then grabs a vodka bottle from his pocket and pours it into the empty pot. Then, he grabs a potato from Belarus, his friend, and also puts it in the empty pot. The potato melts. He puts the potato-vodka mixture into his bottle and puts in back in his pocket. He tries to leave, but…
France: WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE IN MA MAISON?!
Russia: ААААААА! (vanishes)
France stares at it in silence.
France: Quoi?

If anyone else wants to voiceact, just let us know. In the meantime, I’ll voice France.

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1 week ago | [YT] | 2

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The next video is TOMORROW. I’ll give you the schedule for the first BCP2026’s Countryballs episode later.

1 week ago | [YT] | 0

The Federative Republic of BCP2026

I have just created the lines for the first episode of BCP2026’s Countryballs. Here they are.

BCP2026’s Countryballs: S1E1
Onions on the Opposition

France wakes out in a pile of onions. Then, he has spoken.
France: Let’s make ONION SOUP!
The screen zooms in to an infinite pile of onions.
5 seconds 
Offscreen: I’m gonna sh-(another offscreen: GET OUT!!) - These are only used for sound effects.
(Intro plays)
France stands at a counter with an absurd amount of onions.
• He rapidly chops onions (speed-ramp cuts)
• Butter drops into a pot — sizzle
• Onions go in — steam everywhere
• Stirring, caramelizing, dramatic close-ups
• Broth poured in (slow-motion)
• Baguette added
• Cheese layered on top
• Pot goes into oven
• France waits, arms crossed, nodding seriously
[DING!]
France pulls the pot out triumphantly.
SCENE — THE REVEAL
France presents the soup proudly.
France:
“Voila! A perfect, coveted, magnifique French onion soup! Bon appétit!”
[CRASH]
Germany suddenly runs in, grabs the pot, and eats all the onion soup in one go.
Germany:
“Mmm! Danke!”
Germany casually walks away.
France stares at the empty pot.
Silence.
France:
“Mon dieu!”
Britain suddenly appears next to France’s fridge, eyes wide in shock.
Britain (British accent):
“Treaty of Versailles #2 has been violated… again. I’m gonna show this yank what onion soup really means.”
Cut to credits.
It is nighttime. Russia walks into France’s kitchen in silence. Russia then grabs a vodka bottle from his pocket and pours it into the empty pot. Then, he grabs a potato from Belarus, his friend, and also puts it in the empty pot. The potato melts. He puts the potato-vodka mixture into his bottle and puts in back in his pocket. He tries to leave, but…
France: WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE IN MA MAISON?!
Russia: ААААААА! (vanishes)
France stares at it in silence.
France: Quoi?

If anyone else wants to voiceact, just let us know. In the meantime, I’ll voice France.

2 weeks ago | [YT] | 4

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I give thanks to ‪@PolishTortoise‬ for giving me a hype star.

2 weeks ago | [YT] | 3