California Gurl

NO, I’M NOT GONNA DRINK MILK!! IT’S DISGUSTING AND NOT GONNA MAKE YOU TALL!! ONLY SHORT PEOPLE LIKE MY VIEWERS DRINK MILK!!

5 days ago | [YT] | 31

California Gurl

Btw I quit editing so y’all should unsub this channel ngl, I’m so so freaking tired of doing the same thing over and over again and I’m so fed up with this stupid ahh annoying ash editing. Every time I try to edit my visceral frustration starts building up to the point that I block one of my viewers for asking for edit. I’m sorry for not editing but I’m just so exhausted with this shi not to mention I have a whole ahh future ahead of me that I need to take care of or else I’ll become a one trick Daredevil main in MR.

If anything, I wish I could’ve the same motivation to edit a year or two ago. But this shi is frying me so bad. And one last thing… Sorry everyone.

1 week ago | [YT] | 30

California Gurl

Cali viewers: Name three cities in California.
Cali: Three cities?
Cali: Uhhh bigahhbooty twerk,
Cali: Uh North Carolina,
Cali: And Japanese.

1 week ago | [YT] | 15

California Gurl

u don't have to tell people u farted

they'll know from the smell

in life, don't tell people ur making moves

they'll know from the results

1 week ago | [YT] | 24

California Gurl

Me after years of grinding the 🌽industry to become the next asian male 🌽 star meme, and after beating washed up Zhou Mingrui and washed up Dokja in the jerk mate ranked 1 v 1 tournament, I'm finally matched up with king Fang Yuan for the title. But while I'm facing off with him I start glazing and break character because I was such a huge fan of his prime and this is a true right of passage moment (yes the pic below is me):

1 week ago | [YT] | 32

California Gurl

‪@KayokoEnjoyer‬ Compare to me, you’re an amateur Kayoko. I’m taller, more sigma and more Neru than your shorty ahh. Also you need some extra credit for pissin me off everyday. That’s it! I’ve had enough with you! Next time I’m ja##### off I’ll be thinking about you…!!! You shorty ahh Kayoko

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1 week ago | [YT] | 22

California Gurl

Do y’all still love me if I’m a worm?

1 week ago | [YT] | 31

California Gurl

I lowkey have to accept the fact that I’m a twink 💔💔💔

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1 week ago | [YT] | 26

California Gurl

When Klein lowkey sliming me but I manage to inherit grow a garden phonk gu that I inherited from the tuff mango blud Thieving Goon from the outer chaos which is last resort to deal with Limitless in the last second so I lowkey just transform into the Phonk Demon Venerable and slime Klein and his entire Church of the Fool and send him to MGOD 😈😈😈😈🥭🥭🥭🤣🤣🤣:

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1 week ago (edited) | [YT] | 63

California Gurl

I feel bad for mfs born on December 31st, y’all gotta wait a whole year for ur birthday 😭🥀

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2 weeks ago | [YT] | 28