100lb Spider wire vs ignorant captain! That's gonna be a mess to cleanup!

Ramp etiquette 101. Don’t park your boat here people.

Silver Glen Spring Closure? Come be heard Feb 20th Thursday #floridaboating #creditcardcaptain

Forgot to publish Hurricane flooded our house

Boat ramps down to one city won’t fix them.

That’ll buff out. Hurricane Milton aftermath #hurricanemilton #boatlife #marketplacedeal

It’s back and Lucy chillin in the back! #microboat #boats

That’s gonna leave a mark. #Boats #BoatRamp #Credit cardCaptain #boatfails

They managed to block the ramp with an inflatable and coolers! #boatramps #creditcardcaptain

Serpentine straps for your boat! #boats #creditcardcaptain #boatramps #boatfails

Smyrna Skeg Sharpening #boatramps #creditcardcaptain #qualified #oops

Amature hour at the boat ramp starts now. #boatramps #boat #boatfails #boatrampfails

She’s the captain!

Sea Hunter 39’ Tournament coming in nice and smooth! #boats #boatramps

I bet you can’t figure out how this trailer ended up in the water. 😂 #boatramps #boatfails

Size doesn’t matter ladies! #boats #creditcardcaptain #boatramps #qualifiedcaptain

Coming to a no wake zone soon!

He will probably yell at his wife for this one. #Boating #BoatFails #CreditcardCaptain #impeller

Lake mead boys like it deep. #boatramp #creditcardcaptain #deep

Big peg in small hole #boats #floridaboats #creditcardcaptain 11’ beam tries to fit in 10’ slip

Harder! Harder!

Stirrup mode on the new seadoos!

That’s my boat! Rookie drags lower down side of boat #boatails #creditcardcaptain

Woman goes hands on with shark #shark #ponce #newsmyrna

1968 35’ magnum marine 300 suzukis #boats #magnummarine

That sandbar dont care - When in doubt, power out… #boatfail #creditcardcaptain

Who’s at fault? Lines snagged by sheriffs boat outside of channel #boating #creditcardcaptain

Why do they have to park so close? #boating #creditcardcaptain #boatfails

Don’t jump from the boat to the dock. It never does anyone good

When your 250 super duty can’t pull your boat out.

That’s how you grind down a power pole!

The impeller has left the chat. Prove me wrong #boatfails #boat #creditcardcaptain

Boat a little sluggish, stern heavy? We got a solution for you - if you own a boat you know!

Skeg drag champ 2023 #boats #boatfails #boating #creditcardcaptain

Happy Easter! F*^# this weather!

Backs boat into house rip prop and lower

Don’t go so deep! #boatramp #creditcardcaptain #boatrampfails

Which boat and motor you takin? Quads or twins?

Sittin on the dock IN THE BAY. #boatrampfails #creditcardcaptain

That’s a big boat!

Pontoon Captain Panics! Cap stabbin and his spear! Boat ramp fails

Lube that badboy up! Armor All? mm!

Boat splits in half after vapors ignite at refueling dock! #boatfails #boats #creditcardcaptain

RIP outdrive! Boat DESTROYED from hitting a shoal!

Boat captain flips overboard in monsoon rain storm! 😮#boatrampfails #creditcardcaptain

Happy Independence Day from the boat ramp! Credit Card Captain #4thofjuly #independanceday

This is what a million dolllars on the water looks like Hydrasports Custom 42’ with Quad 350 Yamahas

I’ve never seen a sailboat do this! 😯- E16