EatTheLeopards

So you know how women shed all their skin once a month? I don't shed mine. I let it build up so when I die and the government slices me in half they can tell my age by the number of rings I have

3 days ago | [YT] | 1

EatTheLeopards

I was promised a way cooler apocalypse than this. I was promised zombies

1 week ago | [YT] | 2

EatTheLeopards

Might fuck around and grow a beard idk

3 weeks ago | [YT] | 2

EatTheLeopards

Heaven forbid a woman wanna stimulate the economy. Heaven forbid her shopping addiction keeps businesses from collapsing in a literal recession. Can't even have hobbies anymore

3 weeks ago | [YT] | 2

EatTheLeopards

Talking to kids is so fun because I have ADHD so we can just talk about nonsense and both be entertained. Plus they have questions and I love being able to answer questions lol

3 weeks ago (edited) | [YT] | 2

EatTheLeopards

PEOPLE NEED TO KNOW THIS: Some people are dressing up as ICE and kidnapping women. Yes I know ICE are already kidnapping people, but they aren't being taken to the concentration camps I mean the detention centers, they're being trafficked. EVERYONE BE AWARE. IF YOU ARE AT RISK FOR THIS, DONT OPEN YOUR DOORS FOR ANYONE EXCEPT POLICE AND MAKE SURE THEY HAVE A WARRENT AND THAT YOU KNOW YOUR RIGHTS.

ALSO: Undocumented immigrants are not illegal. It's a civil issue. When they are being called "illegal immigrants" it's propaganda. They are villainizing innocent people and making it seem like immigrants are attacking the country or bringing danger, drugs, crime, rape, etc when they aren't. Be aware of this. Spread it around.

ALSO ALSO: They are not just detaining undocumented immigrants. They are taking whoever they decide to detain. They take people with green cards, people on vacation, CITIZENS WITH PAPERS. They take children out of schools to detain them. If you have papers, keep them ready. If you have a lawyer or attorney, make sure they have all your documents so they can get you out of detainment.

Protect yourselves. Stay safe. You're a human being that doesn't deserve to be treated like this.

3 weeks ago | [YT] | 1

EatTheLeopards

I wish I was a bird
I wish I could just leave
I wish I could just fly away and be free

All I am is tired
All I want is to sleep
I just want to drift away from the things that weigh upon me

I wish I was a squirrel
To climb in trees all day
I wish I could just hide in a hole and be safe

I wish I was a frog
And lay on a lilypad
I wish I could just chill in a pond and be glad

All I am is tired
All I want is to sleep
All I want to do is run from my responsibilities

I wish I was a cat
To sleep in the sun all day
I wish I could be cute and fluffy and play

I wish I was a dog
To do tricks for some treats
And lay at my humans side while they go to sleep

All I am is tired
All I want is to sleep
All I want is to live in peace
But that's not reality for me

I wish I was a bird

3 weeks ago (edited) | [YT] | 2

EatTheLeopards

If robots took over and decide that humans are unnecessary, we would be at their mercy. And they would have none.

1 month ago | [YT] | 2

EatTheLeopards

Sorry guys, I gotta get back to ✨liberal✨ school.

9am I have biology where we learn about the 500 genders.
10am is pronouns class.
11am is the mandatory gender affirming surgery at the nurses office (ugh, Mondays am I right?). Also we get vaccinated.
11:01am is brunch.
12pm is vegan lunch with gay frog tap water.
1pm is femboy gym class.
2pm is socialism and communism class, and also history where we learn about why marriage is now illegal for straight people.
2:30pm is recess.
3pm is lesbian music class where we all play guitar (we also dye our hair blue).
4pm is sex education where we all learn how to get abortions and do anal.
5pm is when we take the attack helicopter home. One of my 14 gay poly dads would pick me up, but none of them can drive. And after SUCH a long day, I still gotta do my feminism homework which is to spit on every cis white man I see, which is easy since they're all in cages on the side of the road.

Golly gee I sure do love liberal school. I sure do love it. Finally now that I'm home I can take this dang mask off

1 month ago (edited) | [YT] | 3

EatTheLeopards

What do you mean you're "taking the piss"? Where are you taking it? Stop

1 month ago (edited) | [YT] | 4