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Hera: [sees eros and psyche happily in love] that shit available on amazon or what

3 years ago | [YT] | 232

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no hermes, you cannot say “may our pimp not slap and streets be packed 🙏” as “thots and prayers” to commence the family dinner. hera will be upset.

3 years ago | [YT] | 298

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Greency’s Olympian Updates

Hypnos, unsurprisingly, wins gold for sleeping, at the olympics for the 2500th year in a row.

3 years ago | [YT] | 246

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Greency’s Olympian Updates:

Dionysus, you’re kindly requested to not sign off your emails as “material gworl dio” followed by a 240p gif of purple sparkles.

Regards,
Athena

3 years ago | [YT] | 268

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No hera. You cannot declare your husband’s latest infidelity on the grounds that “it was revealed to me in a dream.”

3 years ago | [YT] | 258

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Greency’s Olympian Updates:

Athena has been suspended from reddit for calling a redditor a “blithering, nincompoop of an incompetent donut with 0 knowledge on cognitive functions- an absolute doink.” for telling her, her mbti is not INTJ, but ISTJ.

submitted for public disclosure by themis, law and order: reddit unit.

3 years ago | [YT] | 235

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Greency’s Olympian Updates:

ares has been banned from dionysus’ night cafè lounge for continuously blasting “face off” by the rock and taking off his shirt while screaming “IT’S ABOUT DRIVE IT’S ABOUT POWER” everytime he takes a shot.

disclosed by the VP of marketing, the maenad association.

3 years ago | [YT] | 245

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COMING IN HOT: athena starts beef with hermes on twitter, calling him a “nerd.” after he made a thread on the “difference between a copyright, trademark and patent.” as a reply to ares’ “i’ll turn my war cry into a patent.” tweet this morning.

according to hermes, the tweet was “a hate crime against corporate jargon and business economics.” to which athena had replied “lmao.”

the oddity in athena’s otherwise monotonous social media presence is currently under investigation.

what could be the reason for this?

3 years ago | [YT] | 109

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demeter: stop buying plastic skeletons for your palace decor! It's terrible for the environment!
hades: i agree.
persephone: when did you start agree-
hades: -locally sourced, all natural skeletons are much more environmentally friendly!
thanatos: [cheering in the background]

3 years ago | [YT] | 291

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artemis: put down the lyre, the council is in session.
apollo: [strumming away obliviously]
artemis: [points arrow towards him]
artemis: apollo, the lyre.
apollo: [looks up]
apollo:
apollo: I HAVE NEVER LIED IN MY ENTIRE LIFE I LITERALLY AM THE GOD OF TRUTH HOW COULD YOU-

3 years ago | [YT] | 288