Welcome to Lazy Man Cooks! โ€” the channel where culinary chaos meets comfort food. I'm Craig, a retired journalist who traded press passes for pasta and deadlines for dumplings. These days, Iโ€™m cooking up easy meals for folks who are hungry but not in a hurry.

For 20 years I have hosted a site for user-supported news commenting at trailmix.cc

Iโ€™ve also written a few books:
๐Ÿ”น The Politics of Life: 25 Rules for Survival in a Brutal and Manipulative World
www.amazon.com/dp/0742552519
๐Ÿ”น Attack the Messenger: How Politicians Turn You Against the Media
www.amazon.com/dp/0742538168
๐Ÿ”น Listen Up, Mr. President: Everything You Always Wanted Your President to Know and Do
www.amazon.com/dp/1439148155

More about me:
๐Ÿ”น Wikipedia en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Craig_Crawford

Featured Series:
๐Ÿฒ Lazy Man Cooks! (the Full Menu)
๐Ÿณ Power Breakfast
๐Ÿ”ฅ Lazy Manโ€™s Chicken Series
๐Ÿช“ Buckets Playlists (Kitchen Gadgets & Hacks)
๐Ÿฆท My Denture Adventure (Eating Without Real Teeth)


Lazy Man Cooks!

We finally uncover the true purpose of home gym equipment. My recumbent bike and treadmill sit perfectly still right next to the desk, serving as the world's most expensive laundry hangers.
Watch the moment on today's Digital Diner:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CrCFr...

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ICE agents now deploy SUBURBAN CAMOUFLAGE. They slap stuffed animals on minivan dashboards and blow orange whistles to blend in while rounding people up.
Watch the moment on today's Digital Diner:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CrCFr...

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Military commanders literally told troops the incoherent Iran war is God's plan and Jesus anointed Trump to light the signal fire. Because apparently the Almighty handles tactical deployments now.
Watch the moment on today's Digital Diner:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CrCFr...

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What's Actually Clicking Today: trailmix.cc/home/got-a-bone-to-pick/#comment-22616โ€ฆ
The Middle East is burning, Trump is still fighting the Supreme Court over tariffs, and Mother Nature is throwing a bomb cyclone at us. Meanwhile, Hollywood is patting itself on the back.

We're tracking the traffic.

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๐—ง๐—›๐—˜ ๐—ฆ๐—›๐—ข๐—ช ๐—œ๐—ฆ ๐—ข๐—ก:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l32Qp...

๐—ช๐—ฒ ๐—ต๐—ฎ๐˜ƒ๐—ฒ ๐—ฏ๐—ฒ๐—ฒ๐—ป ๐—น๐—ถ๐˜ƒ๐—ฒ ๐—ณ๐—ผ๐—ฟ ๐Ÿญ๐Ÿฑ ๐—บ๐—ถ๐—ป๐˜‚๐˜๐—ฒ๐˜€. YouTube's notification system is a dumpster fire, but the stream is still holding. Get in here and find the silver lining with us before the first course is cleared.

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Today at the diner:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g_1JC...
When gas prices spike, every gas station on every corner becomes a giant billboard: โ€œThe President Sucks.โ€ โ›ฝ๐Ÿ“‰
Thatโ€™s the brutal politics of pump prices.

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Trump boasts NO OTHER PRESIDENT could pull off his current stunts. He means igniting a catastrophic Middle East war and jacking up your gas bill by 70 cents. We dissect the disruptor-in-chief's unmatched arrogance.
Watch the moment on today's Digital Diner here โ†’
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g_1JC...

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๐—ง๐—›๐—˜ ๐—ฆ๐—›๐—ข๐—ช ๐—œ๐—ฆ ๐—ข๐—ก: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g_1JC...

๐—ช๐—ฒ ๐—ต๐—ฎ๐˜ƒ๐—ฒ ๐—ฏ๐—ฒ๐—ฒ๐—ป ๐—น๐—ถ๐˜ƒ๐—ฒ ๐—ณ๐—ผ๐—ฟ ๐Ÿญ๐Ÿฑ ๐—บ๐—ถ๐—ป๐˜‚๐˜๐—ฒ๐˜€. YouTube's notification system is a dumpster fire, but the stream is still holding. Get in here and find the silver lining with us before the first course is cleared.

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I PAID OVER EIGHT DOLLARS FOR A SINGLE TOMATO, It's what happens when you wander into a rich people grocery store after a SPINAL INJECTION. My wallet's grieving but the taste buds are cheering. CATCH THE VIBE on today's Digital Diner replay ๐Ÿ‘‰
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WZHlx...

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THE SATURDAY LEDGER: CLEANING THE LENS

Grab your magnifying glass. Itโ€™s time for the Saturday Ledger, where we audit the receipts of a week thatโ€™s currently on fire. Trump is telling the G7 that Iran is "about to surrender" because their leadership is too "deranged" to even pick up the phone. Itโ€™s a bold claim, especially since the Pentagon just ordered 5,000 more Marines to the Gulf. Apparently, we need a Marine Expeditionary Unit to help Iran sign the paperwork.

Weโ€™re also zooming in on Springfield, Ohio, where two pastorsโ€”one Haitian, one blue-collarโ€”are running a masterclass in resistance against the national crackdown. Plus, because the simulation is glitching, weโ€™ll discuss the "Doremon" burglar in Delhi who mimics cartoon voices to rob houses. If reality is this stupid, intellectual honesty is our only defense. Join the audit.

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