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See it!!!!!!!πŸ’–πŸ’‹βœ¨

2 days ago | [YT] | 7

𝖒𝖺𝗇𝗇𝗒.

Guys gimme Pfp πŸ’‘πŸ’‹.
Anyone?.. post on my community.

4 days ago | [YT] | 20

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🧠 CANNY FACTS β€” #01
Things you probably didn't ask to know, but I'm telling you anyway. πŸ’€

Okay, since we're starting this series, I think it's time to expose some Canny lore. 😭

FACT #1: I can be VERY quiet around people…
but give me the right person and suddenly I'm running a whole podcast with zero episodes and unlimited yapping. πŸ—£οΈπŸ’€

FACT #2: My comfort food is pani puri.
If pani puri is involved, suddenly all my problems have been reduced by approximately 73%. 😭

FACT #3: I overthink the most unnecessary things.
Someone replies β€œokay” instead of β€œokayyy” and my brain immediately starts a 17-slide presentation on what went wrong. πŸ§πŸ»β€β™€οΈ

FACT #4: I can remember the most random things from years ago…
but ask me what I studied yesterday and suddenly memory not found. πŸ’€

FACT #5: I can turn one tiny incident into a full cinematic universe.

Something happens for 30 seconds?

Me five minutes later:
β€œOkay guys, STORYTIME.” 😭🎬

And finally…

FACT #6: I genuinely love making people laugh, even if the joke is so bad that everyone just stares at me in silence. 😭

So yeah…
that's a tiny portion of the Canny lore. πŸ’€

Should I expose more in CANNY FACTS #02? πŸ‘€
And drop ONE random fact about yourself below. Let's expose ourselves together. πŸ˜­πŸ‘‡

1 week ago | [YT] | 29

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JOKE OF THE DAY β€” #01
My Sleep Schedule Needs Therapy. πŸ’€

Every night I tell myself the same thing:

β€œOkay, I'm sleeping early today. No phone, no nonsense. I'm fixing my sleep schedule.” 😌

And for once, I actually get into bed early. Phone aside. Eyes closed. Everything perfect.

Then my brain goes:

β€œHey… wanna remember that embarrassing thing you did 4 years ago?”

Me: β€œNO.”

Brain: β€œToo late.” πŸ’€

Now I'm lying there replaying the entire scene like it's a Netflix documentary. 😭

Then I suddenly remember something I need to do tomorrow.

Then I start planning my entire life.

Then I think about a random conversation.

Then I get a completely unnecessary thought like:

β€œWait… why do we call it a building if it's already built?”

BRO I JUST WANTED TO SLEEP. 😭😭

And then comes the biggest lie of the night:

β€œBas 5 minutes phone chala leti hoon.”

Five minutes later…

12:30 AM.

β€œOkay, last video.”

1:00 AM.

β€œOkay pakka last.”

1:47 AM.

β€œYaar ab toh so hi jaati hoon.” 😭

Finally I check the time at 2:53 AM and suddenly become the most motivational person alive:

β€œTomorrow is a new beginning. I'll wake up early, study, be productive and fix everything.” πŸ—Ώβœ¨

Morning comes.

Alarm: RING RING RING.

Me: opens one eye

β€œFive more minutes.” 😴

Those five minutes somehow become an entire geological era.

And then I wake up like:

β€œWHO ruined my sleep schedule?”

Girl… YOU DID. πŸ˜­πŸ’€

At this point, my sleep schedule isn't a schedule anymore.

It's just vibes.

Anyway, goodnight guys. πŸŒ™

Unless you're reading this at 2 AM… then please stop scrolling. 😭

1 week ago | [YT] | 212

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πŸ’­ CANNY'S OPINION β€” #01
YG, PLEASE BE SERIOUS FOR ONCE.

My issue isn't simply about promotions or how many schedules BABYMONSTER gets.

It's about how the girls are being treated as human beings.

They deserve proper rest, enough time to recover between schedules, and actual privacy. Being idols doesn't mean they should have to sacrifice every bit of their personal space.

And something else I really wish YG would take more seriously is hate and harassment toward the members.

Fans shouldn't constantly have to speak up whenever a member is being targeted with disgusting comments or unnecessary hate. The company should have proper measures to protect their artists and take serious action when necessary.

I also want the girls to have more freedomβ€”to express themselves, make choices, enjoy their youth, and have some control over their own lives and careers.

They're artists, yes.
But they're also people.

They deserve to work hard without being overworked, have careers without losing their privacy, and be successful without feeling like they have to give up their entire personal lives for it.

We don't need YG to treat them like machines that simply have to keep producing.

We need YG to actually take care of them.

BABYMONSTER deserves good managementβ€”not just for their careers, but for their wellbeing too. 🀍

What's one thing you wish YG would improve when it comes to BABYMONSTER? πŸ‘€

2 weeks ago | [YT] | 29

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πŸ“– WEEKLY LORE β€” #01

Welcome to the part of my life where absolutely nothing makes sense. 😭

Okay, so TWO things happened this week and honestly… I don't know whether to laugh or question my life choices. πŸ’€

First of all, my teacher told us that there would be a test soon on a particular lesson.

And me, being the unnecessarily responsible person I sometimes pretend to be, started preparing for it since last Monday. πŸ“š

Then the next day, sir teaches us something and goes:

β€œThere will be a test soon on this.”

EXCUSE ME SIR??? 😭
WHEN IS THIS β€œSOON” COMING???

Because I've been preparing for this β€œsoon” for so long that I'm starting to believe SOON is an actual date that I'm somehow unaware of. 😭

Every lesson:
Sir: β€œTest soon.”
Me: mentally preparing for war.
Sir: moves on to the next chapter. πŸ’€

Anyway, moving on to the SECOND lore…

I have multiple siblings and honestly, most of us have a pretty good bahi-chaara bond. 🫢🏻

But me and my brother?

NAHHHH. NAH NAH BBY NAHHH. 😭

We don't have sibling arguments.

We have WORLD WAR 3. πŸ’€

And this week's battlefield?

A CHOCOLATE. 🍫

Yes. A single chocolate.

We literally fought over it for like 5 DAMN HOURS on Sunday. 😭😭

At one point, I genuinely thought the fate of the entire world depended on who was going to win:

ME. OR. MY. BROTHER.

And guys, I WAS WINNING.
I repeatβ€”

I. WAS. WINNING. πŸ—Ώ

Until my brother pulled out his ultimate weapon…

β€œMUMMYYYY!!!” 😭😭😭

BRO BROUGHT THE BRAHMΔ€STRA. πŸ’€πŸ™

And obviously, once Mum entered the battlefield, my chances of winning went from 100% to absolutely nonexistent.

So yeah…

I lost. πŸ˜”

But don't laugh.
I know you're laughing. 😭

I mean, technically, I had mercy on my brother anyway…

That's why I let him eat the chocolate. 😌🍫

Totally not because I lost.

Anyway, that's this week's Weekly Lore.
My life is basically school tests that never arrive and World War 3 over chocolate. 😭

What's the most ridiculous thing you've ever fought with your sibling over? πŸ‘‡πŸ’€

2 weeks ago | [YT] | 48

𝖒𝖺𝗇𝗇𝗒.

MIDNIGHT THOUGHTS β€” #01

Maybe tonight, instead of thinking about everything you need to change about yourself, take a moment to appreciate the person you already are.

We spend so much time comparing ourselves, questioning ourselves, and wondering if we're doing enough. We look at someone else's journey and suddenly feel like we're behind.

But listenβ€”you are enough. We all are.

You don't have to be the prettiest, smartest, most successful, most talented, or most loved person in the room to deserve happiness. You don't have to constantly prove your worth to anyone.

You're allowed to grow, but growth doesn't mean you were never enough.
You're allowed to have flaws, but your flaws don't make you less worthy.
You're allowed to have bad days, because one bad day doesn't define you.

So please, be a little kinder to yourself tonight. Talk to yourself the way you'd talk to someone you deeply care about.

You are still becoming, but you are already worthy.
You are still growing, but you are already enough. 🫢🏻

And if nobody reminded you todayβ€”
I'm proud of you for making it through another day. πŸŒ™πŸ€

Also just in case nobody have told lemme say it🌷
"I love you so much"πŸ’‹

Goodnight, everyone. Take care of your heart. πŸ’€

2 weeks ago | [YT] | 21

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β€ͺ@KTUBERAWARDS‬
#WILL LIKE TO NOMINATE IN
UNDERATED KTUBER/BMTUBER/CANNYTUBER CATEGORY.πŸ’‹

2 weeks ago | [YT] | 9

𝖒𝖺𝗇𝗇𝗒.

A little update:
I am thinking of taking a break (no, I ain't be quiting) of 3 months cuz I wanna prepare for my exams and will be inactive.

Will miss my squad alot during this time
β€ͺ@Rimoniez‬ @π‘πšπžπ‘. β€ͺ@Slayeoncore‬

3 weeks ago | [YT] | 277