Did you know there’s a Guinness Brewery in Baltimore Maryland? #guinness #baltimoremd

Is stuffed crust pizza the best game day food? #stuffedcrustpizza #pizzalover

Why is my life wobbly like this tofu soup? #tofusoup #foodie

Have you tried hot oil on your pizza? #pizzalover #pizzatime

Have you had a Filipino breakfast? #filipinofood #fallschurchva

How can you say no to conveyor belt sushi? #sushi #salmon

Have you been to Copenhagen Denmark? #copenhagen #copenhagentravel

Would you go on this cruise? #washingtondc #thingstodoindc

Why does no one talk about how hard it is to be a dad? #dadlife #mentalhealth

Is it bad that my baby eats healthier than me? #babyfood #foodiebaby

My baby is ruining my wine vibes! #winery #dadlife

Want to try this brunch pizza? #brunch #fallschurchva

Does cheese pulling count as a life skill? #cutebaby #foodiebaby

Looking for a Copenhagen Hotel that’s family friendly? #copenhagen #familytravel

Are you obsessed with chicken tikka masala? #indianfood #chickentikka

Want to try golden siu mai? #washingtondc #dcfoodie

Which French toast are you eating? #frenchtoast #alexandriava

I wish I had a stair slide when I was a kid! #toddleractivities #shorts

Anyone else eat like a fancy child? #chickennuggets #washingtondc

What restaurant are you trying first at this Asian food hall? #edencenter #foodhall

Want to get Peking Duck for brunch? #pekingduck #brunch

Which Vietnamese Coffee do you want to try? #vietnamesecoffee #coffeelover

Why is eating with a toddler so hard? #toddlerlife #parentinghumor

Are memories for the baby or parents? #corememories #parentinghumor

My toddler needs to learn that phone eats first #foodie #toddlers

Things to do in Green Bay Wisconsin with kids #greenbaywisconsin #greenbaypackers

Nothing beats a sunset dinner in DC #washingtondc #visitdc

Why do breakfast tacos hit harder when you’re hungover? #washingtondc #breakfasttacos

Is he a baby or a toddler? #parenting #fatherhood

Why is my husband grumpy? #foodie #foodiefamily

I regret introducing my baby to sushi #foodiebaby #babyeating

Are you ready for the dad games? #washingtondc #dadlife

Mini golf or carnival games? #washingtondc #thingstodoindc

Have you been to Old Town Alexandria? #alexandriava #explorevirginia

Anyone else get kicked out of the house weekly? #foodtour #arlingtonvirginia

Why is my baby always embarrassing me? #parentinghumor #hungrybaby

Date nights look a little different when you have a baby #fatherson #dadlife

Is pasta bod a thing? #pasta #washingtondc

Can you ever have too much cheese? #alexandriava #cheese

Is 40 layers too many for a lasagna? #washingtondc #lasagna

Do you love pizza as much as my baby? #arlingtonvirginia #foodbaby

Why are baby stretches so cute?! #sleepybaby #cutebaby

How can you say no to a Wagyu tower? #washingtondc #wagyu

My baby thinks he’s a tourist attraction #washingtondc #babyboy

Why is traveling with a baby so hard? #babytravel #parentingtips

Why is my baby leaving me bad yelp reviews?! #dadjokes #parentinghumor

Have you tried French food with Japanese flavors? #washingtondc #datenight

Are you a fan of omakase too? #washingtondc #omakase