Hello, I am just a MELANIE MARTINEZ editor from the WOMB. My fav food is CAKE (preferably STRAWBERRY SHORTCAKE) and I like GINGERBREAD MAN on Christmas as well as MILK AND COOKIES. Also, my fav drink is ORANGE JUICE. In school, I enjoy playing TAG at RECESS but I absolutely hate FIRE DRILLS (except if it's in a really boring class so I get to skip it). I also like to start CLASS FIGHTS in school during SHOW AND TELL when someone has a horrible presentation. However, I would get sent to THE PRINCIPALS office and get DETENTION. I pretend I'm in the VOID during class to get sent to the NURSES OFFICE, and then home. Call me EVIL if you want but the HORNS ON MY HEAD ARE FROM GODDESSES. I'm also on my MOON CYCLE so don't mess with it THAT IS DANGEROUS. I know my ABC'S so FUCK YOUR DEGREE!!!!!