Chris Koerner on The Koerner Office Podcast 

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Chris Koerner on The Koerner Office Podcast

Here's my hot take that I 100% believe to be true:

Mega neighborhoods & suburbs are AWESOME.

I lived in this cookie cutter master planned Houston neighborhood for 6 months & it was AMAZING.

Trails, lakes and pools everywhere. 18 hole disc golf.

Tiny lots? Yes. But who cares?

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Chris Koerner on The Koerner Office Podcast

I’m calling it now: Sport courts are the new pools. 1/5 the cost, more unique and way more practical

The ROI on my sport court is unmatched.

I love pickleball, but I hate driving 20 minutes, paying $200/month & rarely getting a court.

Now I drive 0 minutes, my friends come to me, and it’s $0/month.

Upfront cost? $35k.

A pool would be 5-6x that.

Not to mention my kids want friends over even more now. Their friends all have pools, but they don’t have a sport court.

70 x 30 is the ideal size.

$15k for the concrete
$8k for the paint
$8k for the fence
$3k for the hoop
$1k for the lights

My wife says a pool is next tho 🤣

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This is the worst feature Tesla has ever shipped.

As soon as we take over driving we have a popup to interact with? That never goes away!

There’s no way they get good data from this. I always hit a different button out of spite.

Not a fan of popups while driving. Who is?

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Chris Koerner on The Koerner Office Podcast

BREAKING NEWS:

The tire industry recommends you always buy 4 tires, not 1-3.

Also, my realtor just told me it’s a great time to buy a home and my barber thinks I need a haircut.

Thought y’all should know.

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I was talking to a friend the other day that just shut down his longstanding lawncare biz

"Nobody wants to work anymore," he said

"Did you try paying them more?" I asked

He'd legit never considered that! People are & will always be willing to work

Charge more, pay more!

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Chris Koerner on The Koerner Office Podcast

Imagine thinking:

“I’m going to start a pizza chain, except we won’t cook the pizza. We’ll just sell ‘em raw”

And then having 1,100 locations and $800m in revenue.

There’s a business for everything.

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Have your 4th kid.

Go into debt if you have to.

I saw all 50 states in 60 days with mine, and it was the best 2 months of my life.

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This machine costs $31,000 and will profit about $29,000 every year for decades.

I spent this morning in a Cincinnati laundromat and learned 2 things:

- VERY profitable
- VERY not passive

This is literally the most tactical laundromat business video on YT.

Link below.

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There are only 3 levels of wealth here in the DFW suburbs:

1. Remote Parking - $17/day

2. Terminal Parking - $32/day

3. Valet Parking - $45/day

Departing from terminal A & arriving at Terminal D? No problem. Your truck will be waiting for you regardless. No shuttle.

LUXURY!

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