Dig this here jack: ever since I was a very young child, average “folks” have offered me the same feedback. It’s uncanny. For they sayeth, “yo check this out Like: you a straight up bot G. Yo I swear on my mommy Like, you a bot G.” For it maketh perfect sense that these average “folks” are always so utterly convinced that I’m actually a bot, for you see hombre, my intelligence has been clinically tested to surpass the most powerful artificial intelligence on planet fuking earth, feel me. I’m literally miraculous pal. Seriously. For example, back when I was just zero years old, I absolutely despised Doctor Seuss. For I was like, “who the fuk cares if a cat is in a hat and who the fuk would ever eat green eggs and ham” as I made a disgruntled face and pretended to puketh my guts out. For as you can see, I had tremendous tenacity for a zero year old, and I’m even more tenacious now pal. Fuk around and find out Jack. Go ahead, maketh my day hombre. Over