You Are What You Eat

When you charge toward red flags like a bull 🤦‍♂️🤣 #heartbreak

Flushed your feelings, but the emotional blockage is real #breakup #divorce

we couldn't be contained from the window to the wall, we had to move outside! 😂🧘‍♂️ #comedy #chakra

When they bring the draft back 😅

Solitary confinement in Military prison is like...

Not everyone who wears a medal experiences actual combat 🪖🤷‍♂️🤣🎤💧🤦‍♂️

Would aliens find it offensive if we tried to end racism by all doing green-face?

How to end racism.

Disney adults are the rare breed that takes 'happily ever after' a little too seriously...

Getting associated with a Disney villain? But I'm pro-beast!

Stand-up might be scarier than war. 🤣🎤💧🤦‍♂️😬 #standup #standupcomedy #comedy #jokes #darkhumor

The Problem with Manifestation #shorts

the brokest of my broke, now resorting to spiritual aspirations to fix my financial stress. 🤣🎤💧🤦‍♂️

So much for socialism. Sometimes you gotta improvise. 👨🏻‍🔧🤰🙅‍♂️🤷‍♂️🤣🎤💧🤣🤦‍♂️ #standup

Welcome Vietnam Veterans home and thank them for setting the standard!

Life's twists: turning old sayings into new revelations #shorts #standupcomedy

When your best friend ghosts you #standupcomedy #shorts

No cheat days here. Just the struggle of not having the dough to spend #standupcomedy

How my name was misspelled. #shorts

You're playing monopoly but your government is in charge of the bank.

What's the secret to saving big on marketing and merchandise? Recycling campaign slogans like a pro!

This joke is not for the lactose intolerant; it comes with a sprinkle of parmesan.

Friends look out for their friends! #shorts

They said, "It takes 10 years" I didn't know they meant "years old." 🤦‍♂️🎤💧🤣🤦‍♂️ #standup #darkhumor

Why I Haven't Made it in Hollywood, Yet #shorts

The only currency we got is applause, but a tip would've been a nice bonus. 🫡💂‍♂️👏💸🎤💧🤣🤦‍♂️ #standup

Buckle up, folks; it's a wild ride in more ways than one! 😅💸🎤💧🤣🤦‍♂️ #standup #standupcomedy

Just cause they're "doing great" doesn't mean I'll take them back #bills #buffalobills 🎤💧🤣🤦‍♂️

Tipping is out of hand, I'd rather keep the money in my own hand, thank you very much! 🎤💧🤣🤦‍♂️

Elon Musk has frivolous spending habits. 🎤💧🤣🤦‍♂️ #standup #standupcomedy #comedy

Airborne in the Army gets dumber 🎤💧🤣🤦‍♂️ #standup #standupcomedy #comedy #military #militaryhumor

Why I don't watch #sports. 🎤💧🤣🤦‍♂️ #standup #standupcomedy #comedy #shorts

New York City "sights" 🎤💧🤣🤦‍♂️ #standup #standupcomedy #comedy

Thank your moms for the experiences they gave you, good and bad! 🎤💧🤣🤦‍♂️ #standup

Dropping Jokes On Stage 🎤💧🤣🤦‍♂️ #standup #standupcomedy #comedy #bombed 😣 #shorts

ACTOR. DRAMA, THRILLER. 🎭#actor #writer #drama #casting #thriller #mandates #MartialLaw

ACTOR. DRAMA, THRILLER. 🎭#actor #writer #drama #casting #thriller #narcotics #kidnapped

ACTOR. DRAMA. 🎭#actor #writer #drama #casting #fighter #lifeanddeath #seizetheday #allornothing

ACTOR. DRAMA, CRIME. 🎭 #actor #writer #drama #casting #crime #undercover #police

ACTOR. COMEDY. 🎭#actor #writer #comedy #casting #company #policy #shorts

ACTOR. COMEDY. 🎭#actor #writer #comedy #casting #army #mechaniclife #shorts

ACTOR. COMEDY. 🎭 #actor #writer #comedy #casting #negligentdischarge #gunsafety #2ndamendment

ACTOR. COMEDY, CRIME. 🎭#actor #writer #comedy #undercover #police #casting #shorts

ACTOR. DRAMA. #actor #writer #drama #veteran #TilValhalla #buddycheck #suicideprevention

ACTOR. DRAMA.#actor #writer #drama #infidelity #caughtredhanded

ACTOR. DRAMA.#actor #writer #drama #toughdecisions #abortion

ACTOR. CRIME, DRAMA. #actor #writer #crime #drama #narcotics #policework