Phil Johnson
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Phil Johnson delivers a high-energy comedy experience that seamlessly blends stand-up and music. With a sharp eye for the absurd and a linguist’s love of wordplay, he tackles topics like tech, body image, race, and American weirdness - all delivered from the viewpoint of a guy who happily grew up in the deeply multi-everything community of the San Francisco Bay Area.
Phil’s material is smart, satirical, and unafraid to ask bigger questions while still chasing the laugh.
He’s been featured at the Sundance Film Festival, Edinburgh Fringe Festival, on Sirius/XM, Bob & Tom Radio, and Amazon Prime. Phil has released multiple comedy specials and albums that showcase his signature blend of tightly written jokes, catchy (and occasionally naughty) songs, and a performer’s instinct for balancing insight with irreverence.
Phil Johnson
Asshole 2025 is out! Listen on your favorite streamer at fanlink.tv/ahole2025
Videos coming soon!
3 months ago | [YT] | 0
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Phil Johnson
Oregon! (And hinterlands of CA!) We need each other this week while I'm doing shows in your neighborhood.
Get tickets at the various venues websites and let's share some laughs.
And if any of you Portland bookers would like to help me fill some of those off nights, I'm down for it.
1 year ago | [YT] | 2
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Phil Johnson
My Personal Hell is out today! If there were a hell, modern technology would allow their design team to split-test, optimize, and personalize it for each individual for maximum annoyance.
This song is what would be in my personal hell.
1 year ago | [YT] | 1
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"Burning Sensation" - my 4th comedy special is now available on YouTube!
This show took me 5 years to write and perfect on stage. Spent thousands of my own money to produce it (twice). Quite a few people have paid to see it in the last couple years, but I'm really proud of it and want it to be available for everyone.
Enjoy it! And share it with your cool friends because that's more help than anything I can do for it. :)
1 year ago | [YT] | 2
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Phil Johnson
What if Nick Cave (circa Murder Ballads) collaborated with Type O Negative on a Barry Manilow song? That's how I got to my version of Copacabana. It's dark.. heavy... creepy.
1 year ago | [YT] | 0
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Phil Johnson
The official Designer Babies music video crowns Thursday at 8:30am1 https://youtu.be/iXO5SsQt-9M
It was created in collaboration with Kaiber.al. And yes, I do mean "collaborate" the ideas are mine. The AI created the stunning imagery and built on my ideas with stuff I'd have never thought of.
Do not watch this video while high. Or do. Whatever your jam is.
2 years ago | [YT] | 2
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The year is 2030. Technology has given us the ability to create designer babies in artificial wombs and they’ve become fashionable luxury items like handbags.
Out there in the world is a douchebag who wants a low maintenance (and very badly designed) baby to use as a “cute magnet” to hit on women.
2 years ago | [YT] | 0
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"Do You Believe In Tragic?" is out! The shortest concept album of all time! 30 songs in 18 minutes. Give it a listen at www.youtube.com/playlist?list...
It's that old story of boys meets girl, they fall in love, marry, get bored, commit hella crimes, divorce... and then things really go sideways.
3 years ago | [YT] | 3
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Kitties and Boobs is out today! A manic fever dream of a song about the true engine of the internet. Keep an eye out next week for the lyric video!
3 years ago | [YT] | 0
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Who's your ride or die? That person that never leaves even when times get rough? Whether romantic partner, best friend, or awesome family member, I hope you'll think about them while listening to this newly remixed and remastered version of Kissing In The Rain.
3 years ago | [YT] | 0
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