Emerging from the briney depths of Hollywood covered in kelp and keratin, IllGill will take any excuse to swash your buckle with mermadic disregard. Do you dare cross cutlasses with KKMDS, get your top skimmed by the Pool Boyz, or spook your sargassum during Nerdcore Halloween?
Likes: grog, rum, cephalapods, citypop
Dislikes: sirens, binoculars, scurvy, dubstep

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