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If you aren’t following Cat & Jack yet, what are you even doing?! 😭 Mabel addressing Charlene at Register 2 of the Dollar General is actual comedy gold.

I swear I love her to death! Go show some love to their channel and check out this hilarious collab:
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📢 SAINTS, THIS IS SISTER BERNICE. READ IT THE FIRST TIME.

Service is TOMORROW, Tuesday, September 29 at 10:30 AM. Not 10:37. Not “I’m putting my shoes on.” Not whenever that spirit of tardiness releases you.

BE ON TIME.

My elbow is fresh and ready to be DROPPED. My fly swatter is within reach. And I’ve already stretched. Don’t come testing my range of motion. 💪🏾

That little crouch y’all do when you come in late? I CAN STILL SEE YOU. You’re late, baby. You ain’t invisible.

And don’t hold up one finger walking past me. What does that mean? One minute? One excuse? ONE MORE CHANCE?

📖 “WHEN YOU GET TIRED ENOUGH, YOU’LL GET DISCIPLINED.”

We’re starting with the discipline of getting yourself IN A PEW before I close that door.

Handle your bathroom business BEFORE service. You weren’t thinking about your bladder when you were sitting in that parking lot finishing a sausage biscuit.

Don’t save six seats with one pocketbook. Your purse is welcome to worship. Everybody else needs to GET HERE.

And tie your shoes. If I step on that loose lace, wherever the rest of you goes is between you and the Holy Chameleon. 👀

We have MEMBERSHIP ANNOUNCEMENTS. Be present to hear your assignment. Don’t show up at the benediction asking, “What I miss?”

THE SERVICE. YOU MISSED THE SERVICE.

⛪ Blessed & Petty Shade Tabernacle
📍 She Cooks and Roasts!
🕥 Tuesday, September 29 • 10:30 AM

Set your reminder. Bring your Good Cookbook. Bring somebody who knows how to act.

And if they don’t know how…

SEAT THEM ON THE AISLE. I’LL GET TO THEM.

—Sister Bernice, Usher Board Leader 🪰

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DID YOU WATCH?

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Hey y'all! 🌸
I was listening to It's Me! Angie (@ItsMeAngie) today, and her reminder about protecting your peace and choosing to keep moving forward really resonated with me.
Definitely go check out her video and show her channel some love!
How are y'all protecting your peace today? Let's chat below! 👇✨

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Nathaniel tried to clear his name today… but Charlene already told y’all the truth. 😂

Now go watch Charlene “I’m Doing Betta W/O You” Lauper’s side of the story—Nathaniel “Whyfe Beeta” Jenkins’ ex-wife, Rusty’s real parent, and three-time Beer Ring Toss champion.

She explains why she took the truck, the grill, and the dog—and why Nathaniel is still confused to this day. 🐶🍺

👉🏾 Watch Charlene’s Tell-All + Chicken Enchilada Casserole here:

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16 Years of Love, Laughter & Partnership!
Today, we are celebrating 16 years of marriage! Through every chapter, project, and adventure, I couldn't ask for a better teammate by my side.
Thank you all so much for being a part of our journey and sharing in the love and everyday moments with us. Dropping a quick photo to celebrate—here's to many more years together!
Help us celebrate in the comments!

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🚧 CLEAR THE AREA. OLD AF IS BACK.

Mr. All-American has been given the day off because I’m tired and irritated, which means somebody else is getting cooked today.

I’M SICK OF IT!

Silent competition.
People studying instead of supporting.
“Hangers-on” disguised as collaborators.
People who LOVE accountability content—until the accountability sounds a little too familiar.

And yes, I’m still cooking: crispy air-fried chicken breasts, burnt-butter brown sugar corn & honey biscuits.

Come sit at the Family Table. I got some shit to say.

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🇺🇸 THE AIT GRADUATION VLOG IS HERE!

We went to Arizona to watch our son graduate AIT, but this trip gave us something even better—TIME WITH HIM.

We got him off base, brought him back to the villa, fed him, let him relax, watched him graduate, and then celebrated with his battle buddies and family.

From the villa to Fort Huachuca to graduation day and axe throwing afterward, y’all are coming along for the whole week.

Our Son’s AIT Graduation Week 🇺🇸

Watch now and tell me your favorite moment in the comments.

#AITGraduation #ArmyMom #MilitaryFamily #FortHuachuca #SheCooksAndRoasts

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🚨 THE LUNCH LADY MRE GROCERY HAUL IS OUT NOW! 🚨

OOOH WEEE! 😂 Lunch Lady was supposed to restock the cafeteria shelves, but WHO placed this grocery order?!

Ramen, crackers, potted meat, Vienna sausages, canned peaches and all kinds of mess got her asking:

WHAT IN THE CAFETERIA IS THIS?! 😭😂

Due to the school district budget cuts… THIS WHAT WE GOT TO EAT!

👀 And y’all better pay attention to EVERYTHING in those bags. Something in there definitely does NOT belong in this cafeteria. 🪖💰

▶️ WATCH THE FULL LUNCH LADY MRE GROCERY HAUL NOW!

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SHAMIKA IS LIVE ♥️♥️♥️

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