💥CHEF ROAST & GAG | Welcome to Kitchen Court! | Est. 8/20/2024
My channel was built from cast-iron skillet, 80s & 90s comedy, Def Comedy Jam, In Living Color chaos, MADtv, Adele Givens and Mo’Nique. I come from loud kitchens, real jokes, church characters, hood aunties, and late-night TV that didn’t whisper. So I cook like a chef, roast like a comic, and perform like the kitchen is my whole stage. If you came for quiet, you’re lost.
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⚠️ DISCLAIMER:
This channel includes vulgar language, adult humor, satire, parody, religious characters, theatrical roasting, commentary, wigs, and exaggerated personas for entertainment. Protected under fair use. No individuals are harmed, targeted, or defamed. Viewer discretion advised. Not for children.
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BIG NEWS! New Seating at the Family Table! 🍽️✨
Hey Chef Family,
I’ve been listening to you all, and I know that things are a little tight for everyone right now. I appreciate every single one of you who shows up to the "Sister Shonda" lives and supports She Cooks and Roasts!, so I decided to make some major changes to our memberships!
I’ve lowered the prices and opened up new levels to make sure everyone can be a part of the squad!
Here is the new lineup:
• The Tip Jar ($0.99): For those who just want to show some love and get those custom badges and emojis in the chat!
• Sous Chef ($1.99): Get into the members-only chat and get priority replies to your comments.
• The Flavor Squad ($3.99): This is for my real ones—get early access to videos and exclusive behind-the-scenes content.
• The Roast Master ($5.99): The top spot! Connect with me on social media, vote in exclusive polls, and get those VIP shout-outs!
Wait, I’m already a member! How do I move?
If you are currently in "The Family Table" or "Royal Tea Table," you can actually pay less now! YouTube won't move you automatically, so you’ll need to:
1. Click the "Join" or "Manage Membership" button on my channel page.
2. Select one of the new levels (The Tip Jar, Sous Chef, etc.).
3. Your payment will update to the lower price, and you keep your loyalty badge!
I’m doing this because I want this community to be accessible to everyone. Whether it’s 99 cents or five dollars, your support keeps the kitchen running and the roasts coming!
Check out the new tiers and let’s keep growing!
Love y'all,
Chef Roast and Gag 💋
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Did you miss the moment everything went LEFT during Sister Shonda’s service…?
I’m talking about the part where the sermon paused, the spirit shifted, and somebody in the comments got a full laying on of hands (digitally) 😌
Let’s just say…
Some people come to church to be fed.
Some people come to church to be corrected.
And one of them got both.
If you weren’t there live…
baby… you missed a whole situation.
Go watch the replay — and next time, don’t blink.
Horizontal Version 🎥 youtube.com/live/02NVxVSoELg?si=LK14x27MdbmjfVuD
Vertical Version Below 👇🏾:
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🚨 CALLIN’ ALL CHEFS TO THE FAMILY TABLE! 🚨
PLEASE SHARE THIS POST GUYS ♥️🙏🏾
We have a family emergency. If you’ve been in the chats during our live streams, you’ve definitely seen Charlie Rollins (@allin4clemson). He is a true member of the Chef Fam, but right now, he’s going through a season of hardship that no one should face alone.
Charlie recently lost his home to a fire, and shortly after, he was the victim of a violent robbery that left him with severe injuries. He’s currently facing surgeries on his shoulder, elbow, and wrist—all while trying to care for his ill mother in a temporary hotel stay.
I’ve already personally donated to help get him started, and now I'm calling on the rest of the family. Let’s help Charlie and his mom find a permanent place to call home and get the medical care he needs.
How you can help:
• DONATE: Any amount helps us get closer to the goal.
• SHARE: Spread this link to your own circles.
Link to Charlie’s GoFundMe: www.gofundme.com/f/help-rebuild-our-lives-after-fi…
When one of us is down, we all lean in. Let’s show Charlie the power of this community! ❤️🙏
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DID YOU MISS THE CELEBRATE LAST YEAR???!
Watch Now 🎥:
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Level 49: A Journey of Joy, Honor, and Peace. ✨
Today I am celebrating 49 years of life, and my heart is overflowing with Joy, Joy, Joy! 🥂
This year isn't about looking back; it’s about standing in my Power and recognizing the Beauty in every step of this journey. I am embracing the Discipline that keeps me strong and the Consistency that has brought me to this place of Peacefulness.
I’ve learned that true Strength is found in stillness, and true Justice is living a life of Honor and integrity. I’m walking into this new chapter with my head high, my spirit light, and my focus on the path ahead.
Thank you to everyone who brings light to my world. Here’s to a year of health, laughter, and staying true to the beautiful mission I’m on.
Happy Birthday to me! 🎂🙏🏾✨
#BirthdayJoy #PeaceAndPower #Consistency #TheJourney #GratefulHeart
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🍽️ RECIPE DROP 🍽️
Bork bork bork! 👨🏾🍳
You ask for da recipe… here we go, yaa!
Today we make-a da lemon chicken and da noodly peas… very good, very nice!
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🍗 LEMON GARLIC CHICKEN
Ingredients:
• Chicken thighs
• Garlic (fresh or minced)
• Butter
• Lemon juice
• Seasoning blend (salt, pepper, garlic powder, paprika)
Instructions:
1. Season chicken well on both sides
2. Cook on griddle OR air fryer at 375°F for 20–25 minutes (until done)
3. Melt butter + garlic + lemon juice together
4. Brush or toss over chicken before serving
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🍝 GARLIC BUTTER NOODLES + PEAS
Ingredients:
• Pasta (spaghetti or any pasta you have)
• Butter
• Garlic
• Parmesan cheese
• Frozen peas
Instructions:
1. Cook pasta according to package directions
2. In a pan, melt butter and sauté garlic
3. Add cooked pasta + peas
4. Toss everything together
5. Add parmesan and a splash of pasta water if needed
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💡 CHEF TIP:
Simple food… BIG flavor!
No overthinking, just cook it up, bork bork! 😂
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DR UMAR STRIKES AGAIN 🌍🌍🌍#gritmoney #fdmgiscoming #shittysteps #panafricanhustle
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🎥🎞️ Did you check out the shorts? Well catch the livestream that inspired it👉🏾:
Https://youtube.com/shorts/OqhJG92FTf...
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🚨 JARLSBERG UPDATE 🚨
#TeamTimmy… y’all owe me an explanation 😭 @timmitchell8784
CHECK OUT HIS CHANNEL FAMILY 🫶🏾♥️🧀🧀🧀🪤🥯
Did it hurt my stomach? ❌ NO
Did it take me out? ❌ NO
BUT…
…it did whisper back 💨
Just a lil…
“hey girl”
Not a full situation…
just a presence 😭
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FINAL VERDICT:
This cheese is on probation
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🚨 MEMBERS LIVE TOMORROW 🚨
#TeamTimmy… y’all DONE messed up 😭
Y’all been begging me to try this Jarlsberg cheese talking about
“it’s lactose-free”
“it’s smooth”
“it ain’t gonna bother you”
Well guess what…
I’m putting that to the TEST 😷
And yes… I got a SPECIAL mask for this one 👀
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🗓️ Saturday
🕛 12:00 PM (Central) / 1:00 PM (Eastern)
🔒 MEMBERS ONLY LIVE
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If this cheese don’t act right…
I’m calling ALL y’all out 😂
Pull up. Don’t be late.
youtube.com/live/b7h1D24p1oE?si=vEDEfMCzAssN_G_J
#TeamTimmy #MembersOnly #CheeseTest #Jarlsberg #CookingWithTheMunchieMafia
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