Vanilla Velvet Audio

PSA: Time for another "Fake Velvet" heads up...

www.tiktok.com/@vanillavelvetaudio

Just FYI, that isn't me. Again. They're not even on the same platform this time!

This also isn't me:

youtube.com/@VanillaVelvetASMR

Though they at least haven't taken my pfp. So that's...something, I guess?

As always: Stay safe out there. Once a channel gets to a certain size, bad actors pop up -- from scammers out to make a quick buck, to haters who want to ruin a reputation, to creeps who want to prey on you for more unsavory reasons.

When it comes to content creators you enjoy, beware of ANYTHING that feels scammy, sketchy or too good to be true. Don’t share identifying information, don’t give them money or gifts except through official channels like Patreon, and don’t meet up with them on platforms they aren’t OPENLY verified to be on.

I currently interact with listeners on YouTube, Reddit, and Patreon.

Right now -- aside from accounts I strictly use for paying writers/artists/etc., a couple top secret (inactive) backup channels, and an empty Throne wishlist -- that's the entire Vanilla Velvet Audio extended universe.

Be wary if a "Velvet" approaches you elsewhere, or even here on YouTube with a slightly different account name. I don't ask for money, presents or personal info. I don’t badmouth or gossip about listeners, writers or other channels. I have no interest in pursuing intimate relationships with anyone in my audience.

Please be careful, and be sure to protect yourself. 💖💖💖

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💖 GIVEAWAY UPDATE! 💖

Holy Toledo, all ONE THOUSAND free three month subscriptions to my Patreon have been claimed! I'm in disbelief, I really didn't think they'd go so fast. (Honestly, I didn't think every single one would go at all!) I'm sorry if you missed out!

If you did, you can still go follow Vanilla Velvet Audio on Patreon as a free member. Just click the link and hit that "Join for Free" button!

www.patreon.com/c/vanillavelvetaudio

That way you'll be alerted if/when I do another giveaway. This was a massive surprise success, so I might want to do another one someday? I don't know. I do like giving away presents...hmm. Stay tuned!

PLEASE NOTE: You must be 18+ to join my Patreon.

While it's not exactly a roiling hotbed of lasciviousness (sorry to disappoint!) there is occasional risque content (pin-up art, etc.) So I prefer to keep the space adults only out of an abundance of caution and for my own peace of mind. Thank you for understanding!

1 week ago | [YT] | 387

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GIVEAWAY! I'm gifting 1,000 free memberships to my Patreon.

This is to make amends for all my unplanned side quests and plot twists behind the scenes this year, repay your patience, and thank you all for everything.💖

[LINK REDACTED. ALL SUBS CLAIMED!!!]

Click the link to redeem THREE free months of the $10 tier! Offer good until March 5, 2026!

NOTE: You must be 18+ to become a patron. Tier exclusive merch isn't included because of Patreon policies out of my control, sadface. To redeem the gift, you must be a new patron, or a member who previously cancelled...

Buuuut if you need to save some $$$ right now, cancel and redeem?

>.>

<.<

I promise to look the other way!

Thank you for everything, truly. 💖💖💖 2025 has sucked, so let's fix that, and be sure to start 2026 off right!

1 week ago (edited) | [YT] | 424

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[56k modem and Tesla coil noises as Velvet powers back on]

1 month ago | [YT] | 276

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Hi, everyone! Could you do me a favor and report this channel that's reuploading my audios?

youtube.com/@Vanilla-e4s

Thank you!

2 months ago | [YT] | 754

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Hello, Listeners! Vanilla Velvet Audio is experiencing technical difficulties. Please stand by.

4 months ago | [YT] | 1,199

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Heads up, y'all! Got yet another impersonator out there. I guess after a couple years we were due!

The account is down now thank goodness (thank you YouTube!!) but beware of the usual Things I Would Not Do: general sketchy behavior, sexting/inappropriate flirting/etc. with listeners, gossiping about listeners or other channels, asking/hinting around for money, etc.

This has been a recurring pattern with myself and some other asmrtists/VAs over the past couple of years, so please be extra careful about interacting! Keep yourself safe, never give out ANY identifying information, don't give money to creators except through verified channels (Patreon, etc.) and if a situation feels sketchy or too good to be true with a content creator, it probably is.

Stay safe out there!

4 months ago | [YT] | 1,518

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Four years.

Thousands of minutes of audio. So many patrons and members making it possible for me to do what I do and pay a bit forward to other creators. Listeners to keep me going when the going gets tough. Writers who let me perform (and sometimes mangle!) their work. Other VAs lending me their talents to make stories for you, the best audience I could ask for. Amazing artists who help make this channel look good.

And so many silly jokes and comments that have made me smile when I'm having a terrible day. Too many gags and bad puns and goofy references to count.

If I've made one of your bad days even a little brighter in return for all you've given me, for all that you've made possible, I want you to know how much it means.

Thank you, from the bottom of my heart. There's nothing else I can say. 💖

Now: onward and upward, until the wheels fall off!

5 months ago | [YT] | 3,245

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👋 Hey, everyone! Sorry for being gone last week! My life is on fire a little bit. But I hope an hour long audio makes up for my absence!

6 months ago | [YT] | 270

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> records a long audio

> editing takes a long time

> surprised Pikachu

Sorry for another schedule bump. Did you know hour long audios are long? You'd think I'd know by now! Audio tomorrow!

In the meantime, might be time to brush up on some continuity...

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