Working as a zookeeper made me super sad so I wrote an emo song about it. #newsong #midwestemo

A song about kissing the homies and dying. A Reptile Dysfunction comes out April 23. #midwestemo

Is it gay to kiss the homies? We’ve assembled a panel of experts to argue #newsong #midwestemo

Here is that gay reptile song again #newsong #reptiles #midwestemo #sorry

POV your sleep paralysis demon wants to show you his gay reptile song

Being gay and liking reptiles tend to go hand in hand for some reason. #newsong #reptiles

“A Reptile Dysfunction” is a song about liking reptiles and making out with your friends. Sorry mom.

My mom doesn’t like our new song “A Reptile Dysfunction” :(

The Nightmare Before Christmas Light Trail was… disappointing.

Ranking Arizona on a tier list. The Mexican food goes crazy there.

Ranking Arkansas on a tier list. Someone save them please.

Ranking Alaska on a tier list. Polar bears are horrifying.

Ranking Alabama on a tier list. Stop calling all soda "Coke" please.

Childish Gambino blew my mind live. He even played the Fartbuckle song omg

I saw Green Day last night. This is what happened. #greenday #punkrock #music

Traumatize your friends with a PowerPoint Party!

A Reptile Dysfunction!! New song??? Idk my parents won’t like this one

It’s always the bass player #raccoontour

Pro tip: Don’t make music for a living you will starve so hard it’s a trap.

Listen to Pollyanna and remember to shower afterwards. Their songs are stinky in a good way. #punk

Band recommendation: St. Terrible! #indie #alternative #acoustic

BAND RECOMMENDATION: Emperor X! For fans of Slaughter Beach Dog, Nana Grizol, and Modest Mouse.

Snakes are dumb you guys are just pissbabies. #reptiles #snake #cornsnake

Hazbin Hotel made me sad and disappointed. I told my pet snake about it. #hazbinhotel #

Traveling on the Worst Airline in America

A Sad All-Star Cover

A cute lil cover of “Forest Whitaker” by Bad Books. Stop making fun of my fit I worked hard on it ok