The Bread Pirate
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“I am the bread of life; he who comes to me will not hunger, and he who believes in me will never thirst."
John 6:35 ✝
The Bread Pirate
FREE WILL
/ˌfrē ˈwil/
The realization that you can yell anything you want into the internet void.
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I have low views this year. Can I get my Small YouTuber Membership card again?
7 hours ago | [YT] | 227
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The masculine urge to die fighting an army of robots with a sword.
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For 32 hours I have been awake. Sleep cannot take me!
3 days ago | [YT] | 651
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Update: The doctors did an ultra sound on my liver.
Good news, my liver is normal. Bad news, I am pregnant.
1 week ago | [YT] | 1,060
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I'm at the hospital for a "ultra liver elastography?"
I hope that means they replace my normal liver with an Ultra Liver.
1 week ago | [YT] | 609
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I wish I could roleplay the villain on YouTube, but my Christian sensibilities keep bonking me on the head.
1 week ago | [YT] | 395
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Rebranding Idea: The Slumber Pirate
I am exhausted. So instead, I steal other people's sleep. Your sleep is mine.
2 weeks ago | [YT] | 397
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Penmanship: Does it matter anymore?
My handwriting sucked until I went to university. I've been practicing on-and-off since 2020.
3 weeks ago | [YT] | 624
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Annual Reminder to Listen to This Song.
3 weeks ago | [YT] | 86
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