Sorry I didn't go LIVE last night. I have been feeling a bit under the weather. Im feeling better today. And I will do the Live Stream tonight at 9pm CAT
*Live Traffic NPC – Ekurhuleni Special VIP Visitor Chaos Edition* *“Because nothing says ‘welcome important guests’ like turning the East Rand into one giant parking lot.”*
Good morning, legends of the left lane! This is your slightly unhinged traffic reporter coming to you live from a drone that’s currently stuck behind a convoy on the R59. Switch off your engines — you’re not going anywhere today.
If you’re near OR Tambo and thought, “I’ll just nip down the R21 South,” lol, nice try. The R21 South is now sealed tighter than a Tupperware at a bring-and-braak. Atlas off-ramp? Closed. Voortrekker off-ramp? Also closed. Basically every off-ramp on the R21 South is shut except the one that leads straight into another queue.
The N3 North towards Buccleuch has been renamed the “N3 National Parking Zone.” If you’re on it right now, congratulations — you’ve got front-row seats to a four-day braai with strangers. Bring boerewors and a camping chair.
R24 West? Slower than a sloth on chronic meds. N12 West? My bru, if you’re on the N12 West, just accept your new address. That taxi in front of you? The driver’s kids are already calling you “Oom Traffic.”
Metro is out in full force looking extremely serious and redirecting everyone into magical alternative routes that somehow loop back to the exact same closed highway. It’s like Google Maps and a prankster had a baby.
Pro tip from Live Traffic NPC: Today your transport options are helicopter, teleportation, or just phoning in sick and blaming “the big meeting thingy.”
Remember, these roads are closed so very fancy people can have very fancy meetings while we perfect the art of sitting completely still for eight hours.
This has been Live Traffic NPC — Ekurhuleni, where the only thing moving faster than the VIP convoys is the rate at which we’re ageing in this queue.
Stay hydrated, stay sane, and if a helicopter lands next to you, don’t stress — they’re just looking for parking too.
Going Live with these beautiful people, my fellow farmer's market vendors a home-made relish producer, a beekeeper, a manufacturing bath crystal genius and the opposite me the breadbaker, you'll meet the confectionery baker...from 9am Johannesburg, South Africa.
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Sorry I didn't go LIVE last night. I have been feeling a bit under the weather. Im feeling better today. And I will do the Live Stream tonight at 9pm CAT
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Come join That Tutor Live Stream Math Quizzes and Live Math Solves this Wednesday 17 Dec atb9pm CAT!!
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( 2 1/3 - 5/6) x 9/7
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What are we doing tomorrow night during my LIVE Stream, Wed 3 Dec 9:30pm CAT?
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My livestream on Wednesday, December 3rd: Prepare for shenanigans. Suggestions? (I'm accepting bribes... I mean, ideas.)
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*Live Traffic NPC – Ekurhuleni Special VIP Visitor Chaos Edition*
*“Because nothing says ‘welcome important guests’ like turning the East Rand into one giant parking lot.”*
Good morning, legends of the left lane! This is your slightly unhinged traffic reporter coming to you live from a drone that’s currently stuck behind a convoy on the R59. Switch off your engines — you’re not going anywhere today.
If you’re near OR Tambo and thought, “I’ll just nip down the R21 South,” lol, nice try. The R21 South is now sealed tighter than a Tupperware at a bring-and-braak. Atlas off-ramp? Closed. Voortrekker off-ramp? Also closed. Basically every off-ramp on the R21 South is shut except the one that leads straight into another queue.
The N3 North towards Buccleuch has been renamed the “N3 National Parking Zone.” If you’re on it right now, congratulations — you’ve got front-row seats to a four-day braai with strangers. Bring boerewors and a camping chair.
R24 West? Slower than a sloth on chronic meds. N12 West? My bru, if you’re on the N12 West, just accept your new address. That taxi in front of you? The driver’s kids are already calling you “Oom Traffic.”
Metro is out in full force looking extremely serious and redirecting everyone into magical alternative routes that somehow loop back to the exact same closed highway. It’s like Google Maps and a prankster had a baby.
Pro tip from Live Traffic NPC: Today your transport options are helicopter, teleportation, or just phoning in sick and blaming “the big meeting thingy.”
Remember, these roads are closed so very fancy people can have very fancy meetings while we perfect the art of sitting completely still for eight hours.
This has been Live Traffic NPC — Ekurhuleni, where the only thing moving faster than the VIP convoys is the rate at which we’re ageing in this queue.
Stay hydrated, stay sane, and if a helicopter lands next to you, don’t stress — they’re just looking for parking too.
#LiveTraffic #EkurhuleniParkingLot
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Come joi me on my first Live Stream Wednesday 19/6 8pm CAT
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Going Live with That Tutor and Math Kahoot for as long as we can last on Wednesday night 8pm CAT - South Africa
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Going Live with these beautiful people, my fellow farmer's market vendors a home-made relish producer, a beekeeper, a manufacturing bath crystal genius and the opposite me the breadbaker, you'll meet the confectionery baker...from 9am Johannesburg, South Africa.
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