How long has that been there!? #momhumor #parenting #sahm

Watching this spider fight for his life on the playground today, was quite entertaining. Hahah

April 9, 2026

About to butter the most delicious rolls 💕😂

She can’t pour her own cup of milk, but she can do my job… 🙄🤔

I’m one of them Mormon wifes… although nothing like the #slmw— #sahm #idontdrink

Why is it being a good dad is such a turn on?— #gooddad #parenting #momhumor #marriagehumor

Cause I’m hungry, but my baby is crying #fillyourcupfirst #anxiousmama

Swapping my SAHM troll rags for something a little more charming #ballgown #wicked

Those hot showers 🚿 are life for me 🙌🏻#marriagehumor #wifehumor

I mom so hard 😂 #momhumor

Wait show me the chair!—#marriagehumor #goodfriends #wifehumor

Today is the day guys.. today anything is possible.💕#adhd #add #sahm

I’m not hating this gap as much as I thought I would 😂 #builtinhelper #parenting #momhumor

Breast feeding humor. Worthless nipples

Baby daddies finding out about the 6week rule be like: ——#momhumor #babydaddy #postpartum

September 28, 2025

Nothing tests a marriage quite like the 3rd trimester— #pregnantbelly #preggolife #thirdtrimester

Every time I overhear him talking about me. #pregobelly

Tell me you have kids without telling me… #momhumor #anxiousmama #sahm

I need all the tips even the weird ones to get this baby to flip! —#pregnancy #vbac #spinningbabies

The struggle is real, my little bird body struggles with these giant babies #preggolife

My belly is just ALWAYS in the way! #pregnancy #preggobelly

How I help foster a loving sibling relationship with my kiddos #parenting

What are better ways to ask my kids for more info? #parenting

I can’t keep doing this forever #momhumor #wifehumor

Every trio, or friend group has one of these #friendship #momfriends #trio

I used to be pretty cool, but now I say things like

Morning sickness, tied to men. The quality of the placenta is built from the man’s dna!

Whenever I remember this isn’t forever, I get sick to my stomach

Healthy-ish homemade granola protein bars ft. Earthchimp protein powder 👌🏽

She a baddie. She know she a 10 #parenting #momhumor #toddlerlife

My husband keeps forgetting he brought his pet whale

True story except with a bagel.

She doesn’t know it yet but,

My kids right at bed time! Let me tell you something!

Heaven forbid he cook his own food in his own house! #marriageproblems #marriagehumor

DIY whipped tallow face and body cream. Comment if you want the recipe, or links to my oils/ tallow!

How did you fit all that.. in them jeans? #marriagehumor

You only call for me when it rains

A day in the life of a sahm

I was ganna be pissed if I had to wait till Tay got home to drink my juice!

#adhdlife

This is how legends are made! #parenting

So grateful to be pregnant! #infertility #preggobelly #fertilityjourney

Poor guy #marriagehumor

When your kid is actually decent at hide and seek

As a young mom how do I keep going?