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Good News!

You can now get 25% off or a whole ruddy month off with an annual plan if you join Quinn through my link. Or if you enter GEDAUDIO as a code when joining. So if you wanted to check out the most premium Audio erotica platform, as well as new material from me (and an upcoming entirely new recording of I Burn For You) this is your chance.

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1 week ago | [YT] | 28

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GED on Quinn!!

It's official! My first audio has dropped on Quinn!

What do you mean, check my pocket? Darling, are these... Oh dear. Are you really trying to rile me up at my university reunion?

links.tryquinn.com/9KYNyockd4b

1 month ago (edited) | [YT] | 59

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Follow me on Twitch!

If you enjoy my brand of flustered Britishness you'll love my live streams.

☕ Chilled co-working vibes
☕ Chaotic gaming nonsense with Britishisms in every cuss
☕ Sensual and sumptuous cooking streams

In fact, I'm about to do one of those ones right now. Come join?

twitch.tv/GEDAudio

2 months ago | [YT] | 34

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Hey Everyone,

I've become somewhat overwhelmed recently, and for reasons that still elude me, my viewing figures on my videos have taken something of a hit since October.

As a result I'm going to be changing my posting schedule to be fortnightly rather than weekly for the foreseeable future. Those audios will still be available in early access a week beforehand on my Patreon - but will also be releasing for free members there at the same time as they are released on Youtube.

Much love

GED x

5 months ago | [YT] | 132

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A Full Year of Exclusive NSFW Fantasy Audios ✨

12 months. 12 full-length immersive romances. Only on my Patreon.

Over the past year, I’ve been building a complete Monthly Fantasy series on Patreon:
one exclusive, fully produced NSFW audio every month, each with its own setting, emotional arc, and very satisfying payoff.

Each audio can be bought individually for $6
—or—
get all 12 free with a single $5 Patreon subscription.

Slow burn. Romance-first. British awkwardness.
Big feelings and explicit conclusions.

Here’s the full collection:

🍫 Sex, Chocolate, And Other Indulgences

Friends-to-lovers romance set in a late-night chocolatier. Tasting turns into confessions… and control is lost over a cocoa-dusted counter.

📸 The Art Of Exposure

A body-positive slow burn with a charming British photographer. Affirmations build confidence — and desire — while the camera never stops clicking.

⚔️ Hearts And Swords

Regency rivals, secret fencing matches, and barbed banter at glittering balls. All that tension finally snaps in moonlit gardens.

👑 The Runaway Royal

A stranger on your doorstep. Shared dinners. Quiet safety. A runaway prince choosing love over the crown — and choosing you.

🎭 La Comtesse et Le Voleur

Baroque Paris. A jaded noblewoman. A gentleman thief. Enemies-to-lovers with sharp banter, high stakes, and a lot of French.

🎸 The Last Busker

Post-apocalyptic romance with a cowboy-voiced survivor. Hope, healing, and tenderness in a ruined world. Slow burn, big feelings.

🛋️ One Week

Roommates. One accidental moment. Seven days of unbearable awkward tension that finally explodes into something soft, filthy, and real.

📞 Until I’m Home Again

A long-distance relationship told through voicemails. Tender, vulnerable, emotionally intimate — ending with a reunion that spills everything held back.

📝 Office Hours

Five years of tension between student and professor. Rules. Restraint. Then graduation — and the total collapse of his self-control.

🎃 Behind The Mask

A haunted house scare actor, broken character, and a slow-burn romance that leads to a fully consensual, mask-on finale with deep aftercare.

🌲 A Weekend Away

An established relationship, a countryside cottage, and wholesome plans derailed by teasing, edging, and taking each other everywhere.

❄️ A Princess For Christmas

Hallmark vibes, royal meetcute, corgis, skating dates, snow-kisses — and a prince who falls hard and fast for you.

🎧 Pricing recap:
• $6 — buy any single audio
• $5/month — get all 12 instantly, plus future Monthly Fantasies

👉 Patreon: www.patreon.com/GEDAudio

If you like slow burns, awkward British men, romance that actually earns the spice — this is the whole year, in one place.

Love and long arcs,
GED 💙

7 months ago | [YT] | 51

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This week is my birthday week! I've populated my Throne with lovely things for all budgets should anyone wish to buy me something.

throne.com/gedaudio

7 months ago | [YT] | 56

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A Weekend Away - new exclusive NSFW audio on Patreon.

[BFE] [Countryside] [Adorkable] [Romantic] [Wholesome] [Slice Of Life] [Four Sex Scenes] [Kissing] [Many NSFW Tags on the post.


We're partners of several years with lots of happy history in our relationship. This weekend we've chosen to take a trip to a little cottage in the countryside by a lake that we've been to a few times before.

We've got lots of wholesome things planned. A roast dinner. A walk in the forest by the water. Gazing out the balcony at night.


You, being the brat you are, have other plans...


The audio is available for $6 now or for free with a $5 subscription: www.patreon.com/posts/142923725

Ged xxx

8 months ago | [YT] | 32

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Good Evening Darling,



Just sharing with you an update about what's been going on in GedWorld. For the last half year I've been writing a Sapphic Sci-Fi novel: It Never Rains In RibbonSail. Which I released today online under a subscription model.

RibbonSail is a neon-drenched, all-female city woven into Saturn’s rings — a sensual, utopian sci-fi future where bodies are celebrated, intimacy is sacred, and survival flows with joy instead of shame.



It’s the story of Anna, a biology student in our time who dreams her way into this world of unwrapped fashion, touch without tether, and ringlight wonder. Torn between a repressive boyfriend on Earth and the magnetic pull of Cisna, a rebellious Voidwalker, Anna discovers that her dreams aren’t just dreams — they’re the key to humanity’s next evolution.



Think The Left Hand of Darkness meets Blade Runner 2049 but bathed in synthwave, sapphic intimacy, and post-scarcity hope.



You can read the first few chapters for free now at RibbonSail.com/



“Touch without tether. Spill without shame. Kiss the glow, love the burn.” Welcome to RibbonSail.



GED xxx

10 months ago | [YT] | 89

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💌 Until I’m Home Again – Exclusive Long-Distance Boyfriend Audio 💌

Let’s be honest—long-distance relationships are hard.

They’re full of late nights, mistimed texts, quiet mornings… and missing someone so much it physically hurts. They take patience, trust, and a kind of emotional strength we don’t talk about enough.

But they can also be beautiful.

Distance gives you the chance to fall in love with someone’s words. Their voice. The way they show up for you, even when they can’t hold your hand. The spark doesn’t fade—it transforms. You listen more deeply. You treasure each message. You ache for their voice like it's oxygen.

That’s the feeling behind my newest exclusive Monthly Fantasy audio: Until I’m Home Again.

🎧 1 hour of romantic voicemail storytelling 💬 Told through messages from your long-distance boyfriend 💓 Soft, vulnerable, and very NSFW by the end 😘

He checks in. He dreams of you. He misses your skin.
And eventually… he comes home to you.

Whether you're living through a long-distance relationship, navigating time apart, or just need to feel wanted—this one’s for you.

✨ Until I’m Home Again drops tomorrow on Patreon:
👉 patreon.com/GEDAudio


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You're allowed to miss them. You're allowed to ache.
But you're also allowed to feel close—even when you're far apart.
You can still be wanted. Still be touched. Still be loved.

And if you ever need a reminder...
📞 I’ve got a voicemail waiting for you.

With love,
GED xx

11 months ago | [YT] | 65

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Good Evening Darling,

As many of you already know, my dear friend and fellow creator Badjhur passed away recently. It's been a huge shock, and I know a lot of us in the community are still processing it.

Originally, I was going to release "Five Times I Almost Told You I Loved You" on YouTube today, but instead I’ve recorded something a little different—something I felt I needed to make.

A new grief comfort BFE audio, created in his memory, will be going live here today. I hope it brings a little solace to anyone who’s hurting right now. We’ll return to the regular release schedule next week.

Thank you, truly, for all your love and support.

– GED x

1 year ago | [YT] | 213