『,,☁️うちはラザ-!!🌕』

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『,,☁️うちはラザ-!!🌕』

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『,,☁️うちはラザ-!!🌕』

This is a battle of Unstoppable Guilt vs. Immovable Trauma.
​On one side, we have Itachi Uchiha, the prodigy who massacred his entire clan for the sake of the village. On the other, Duolingo Max, an AI-powered, subscription-based owl entity that knows exactly where you live and why you used the wrong conjugation of "estar."
​Here is the breakdown of the confrontation if Itachi Uchiha missed his daily Spanish lesson.
​The Setup: The Inciting Incident
​Itachi is resting in a cave after a battle with Sasuke. His eyes are bleeding, his chakra is low, and he is coughing up blood. He glances at his phone.
​Notification: "Itachi, don't make Duo sad! You have 5 minutes to extend your 365-day streak!"
​Action: Itachi, exhausted and stoic, swipes the notification away to focus on his impending death. He misses the lesson.
​Round 1: The Genjutsu Assault
​Duolingo Max Attacks:
The moment the clock strikes midnight, the app doesn't just send a push notification. Because this is Duolingo Max, it uses its "Roleplay" feature to manifest a physical projection of Duo the Owl in the Akatsuki hideout.
​Duo's Move: "Spanish or Vanish." Duo initiates a guilt-trip sequence, reminding Itachi that he abandoned his Spanish just like he abandoned his clan.
​Itachi's Counter (Tsukuyomi): Itachi makes eye contact with the owl and activates Tsukuyomi. He traps Duo in a torture dimension where the owl is forced to endure 72 hours of people mispronouncing "paella" in one second of real-time.
​Winner: Duolingo Max.
​Reason: You cannot use Genjutsu on an algorithm. Duo does not have a chakra network to disrupt. Duo stares blankly inside the Tsukuyomi, unbothered, and corrects Itachi’s pronunciation of "Torture."
​Round 2: The AI Analysis vs. The Mangekyō Sharingan
​Itachi realizes mental attacks don't work. He prepares Amaterasu (the black flames that never extinguish).
​Itachi's Move: He casts Amaterasu on the green owl. The owl bursts into black flames.
​Duo's Counter (Explain My Answer): As Duo burns, the Duolingo Max AI instantly analyzes why Itachi attacked.
​AI Feedback: "It looks like you used 'Amaterasu' because you were feeling stressed. Did you know that in Spanish, we say 'Estoy estresado'? Let's practice!"
​Duo respawns instantly. The app is cloud-based. You cannot burn the cloud with ninja fire.
​Winner: Duolingo Max. Itachi is running out of chakra; Duo has unlimited server capacity.
​Round 3: Psychological Warfare
​Itachi is known for his stoicism. Nothing fazes him. He killed his parents; he tortured his brother. He has a heart of ice.
​Duo's Ultimate Move: Duo bypasses Itachi and targets Sasuke.
​The Threat: Duo sends Itachi a notification: "It looks like you missed your lesson. To help you remember next time, I have sent a Spanish notification to Sasuke's phone telling him the truth about the Uchiha massacre."
​The Breaking Point:
Itachi panics. His entire life's plan relies on Sasuke not knowing the truth until the right moment. The green owl holds the secrets of the Leaf Village hostage behind a paywall.
​The Verdict
​Winner: Duolingo Max
​Itachi is a tactical genius, but Duolingo is a relentless corporate entity fueled by engagement metrics. Itachi would realize that fighting Duo is futile and counter-productive to his goals.
​The Aftermath:
Itachi sighs, activates his Mangekyō Sharingan one last time to read the screen faster, and frantically completes a lesson on "Ordering at a Restaurant."
​Itachi: "Yo quiero... la cuenta... por favor."
​Duo: "Great job! Streak saved. See you tomorrow, Itachi."

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『,,☁️うちはラザ-!!🌕』

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『,,☁️うちはラザ-!!🌕』

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