A Diva that has an unhealthy obsession with Warhammer and SpongeBob


Shotlander

THE SPACE MARINE 2 ASSAULT EXPERIENCE!


I have finally acquired all the footage that I need to show off the most fun and fastest (racist) class in the game.

I have EVERY joke, meme, edit, song choice and idea wrote down in my notes and I am so excited to start editing!

Life has been MEGA busy with lots of new career opportunities, holidays and oh yeah, I am moving to Sweden in less than a month! A beautiful country with lovely people who I can never tell if they’re autistic or just Germanic 😍

As excited as I am to start editing, I also need to prioritise enjoying my last few days here in the UK With friends and family.

I’d love to have the Assault experience video out soon, as it’s been a month since my last vid but I do not want to rush it and I want it to be better than my Bulwark video! So if the video does not come out for another month, please bear with me and do know that I am cooking up the most ridiculous and adhd riddled video you could possibly imagine.

expect it to be packed full of memes, SpongeBob and dragon ball z references, a scrumptious array of songs ranging from nu metal, punk and rock to videogame soundtracks from Burnout and SSX games. And a crud ton of looney tunes sound effects.

Thank you everyone for the 7k subs! Glad you all enjoy the nonsense that I make!


Khorne is red 👹

Tzeentch is blue 🐦

If Saber doesn’t give me a playable Leandros Chaplain class, I’m gonna touch you 🫵🏼💋

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A lot of you are loving the music choices in my videos and from the statistics the majority of you are around the same age as me so I guess we all just had fantastic childhoods and immaculate music taste😼

Why did so many ps2 games have amazing soundtracks!? Still listening to this Burnout soundtrack to this day! (And the SSX3 soundtrack. Shock😘)

Picking the music for my videos is one of my fav parts about the editing process. For my next video on Assault, I need more intensity from the music to match the speed of the Assault class so you should all expect to hear songs from Sevendust, Iron Maiden, various Nu Metal bands, as well as Burnout 3 and SSX when the vid is out! (Chevelle fans I’ll see what I can do)

I’ve beaten a few true solos now to get gameplay for the video but I haven’t been happy with the action and so I’m gonna play more till I get the perfect gameplay that’ll be fun to edit. I also NEED a Carnifex for this to show off me build and speed 🥵😍

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SUFFERING SUCKOTASH!!! The new Terminus Chaos Terminator Sorcerer is terrifying 😂😂😂😂😂😂what are your guys thoughts on patch 14 so far? Loving or hating? Fav new heroic weapon? Does anyone give a duck about PvP?

I may upload a shorts clip of my first encounter with the sorcerer because it was intense af! Both teammates dead and I solo it at half health with 3 extremis melee terminators on me

I will obvs commit to this assault video as I’ve gathered so much footage but I lowkirkenuinley cannot wait to make The Tactical Experience video as I already have so many great ideas in mind with a particular song (also on SSX3 sound track. Shock) with the heroic salamander melta🤩

After assault is done. I want you guys to jump in my games and help me capture my footage for the intro build guide and perk showcase. Add me on Steam if you lot wanna run some absolute with me and get in the future vids 😘

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Me and the homies pulling up as Charlie's (Sanguinius') Angels

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THE BULWARK NATIONAL ANTHEM. A lot of people asking for the song I used in my Bulwark video but can’t find it, so here it is!

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Roses are red🌹

Ultramarines are blue 💙

My next video will be ‘The Assault Class Experience’ in Space Marine 2 😎


The most fun class in the game. Who doesn’t love to fly?! 🪰


I will eventually do every class, so vanguard mains, please don’t cry! 😿


These take a while to make so buckle up and hold on tight! 🕰️

Tyranids or chaos? Who shall I fight?! 🗡️



A true BADMON class. it actually gets me so bricked 🧱


Vespasius is such a chad and you just know it’s thick 🤤

I’m off to the beach now, so I must go!

Whoever threw that paper, ya mums a hoe!

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Which class do you want to see me do for my next video?

Not adding in the two men in love and smooching as I feel that swayed the voting poll last time😂😂😂😂

Hope you have all enjoyed the Bulwark and Heavy video! This Bulwark video may genuinely be the best thing I’ve ever made😂 but it did take over a month to make in between work, social life and holidays! I really appreciate all the kind words and love. It genuinely makes my day seeing how much you all enjoy the videos as much as I enjoy making them! My favourite thing about all of this is reading and replying to all your comments! I could make money from these but I don’t get monetisation on the vids as I like to use music (copyrighted) to bring energy and emotion and I just don’t think I would be as inspired to make the vids if I had to use royalty free🤢 besides all of you love it when I use music from a game or a band that you really like. Im fucking waffling again and I cant remember what my point was but go vote below!!

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this took over 30 hours to edit and may be the best video I have made as of yet. Unlimited jokes, memes, sound effects to showcase how to play Bulwark, along with a build guide and intense Absoulte True Solo gameplay to keep you on the dge of your seat and chuckling for 20 mins. enjoy!

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The Bulwark Experience may be out in a few hours if I can wrap up this ending and make some ridiculous thumbnail. If not, the video will be out tomorrow. stay tuned folks! (It’s gonna be 20 mins long gulp)

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Currently editing ‘The Space Marine 2 Bulwark Experience’ Video and the intro is finished and I’m now onto editing the main gameplay showcase. But Holy CRUD…the intro alone is SEVEN MINUTES LONG 💀💀 which prob equates to around 10-15 hours of editing already 🥵The Bulwark has a lot more interesting perks and play styles than the heavy to showcase which explains why it’s much longer but holy cow. If you thought the Heavy Experience video had a lot of editing and detail… wait till you see this video🫪ram packed with jokes, memes, sound effects, Vanguard teasing and BADMON moments. I reckon the video will be out in the next 7 days or so. stay tuned folks

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