CodeMonkey Mike

Robinhood stock tokens track the price of a US stock 24/7. What do they NOT give you?

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CodeMonkey Mike

Robinhood posted about dogs, asked people to show the goodest one they know, and Crypto Twitter decided that confirms Good in the Hood is getting listed on the app.

I do not buy it. Goodest is just how Americans talk to dogs; who is the goodest boy. I think whoever wrote that post was thinking about cute dogs, not a ticker.

And the numbers make the order look strange. Good in the Hood is around 8 million and paired to wrapped ETH. Artificial Inu is around 184 million, paired to tokenized NVDA, and that NVDA pool holds roughly three times the liquidity of its ETH pool. Cash Cat is the king of the whole chain and it is not even a coincidence: Cash Cat was Robinhood's original working name under Vlad Tenev and Baiju Bhatt, mascot and all.

So if one of them actually gets listed on the app, which one is it?

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CodeMonkey Mike

Tendies got listed on Crypto.com and printed a brand new all time high the same day. Around 37 million at the top, up 70 percent before it started giving some back.

None of my alerts fired on it. I never hooked Tendies into the system, so there was nothing to fire. That gets fixed tonight.

But here is the part that should bother you more than the alert did.

The same week, a coin called Chump got its listings too. Not a product. Not a team you have heard of. A coin called Chump.

Chump launched on July 31st at a market cap of about 2,230 dollars. It just printed a fresh all time high and it is sitting near 37 million. That is better than a 16,000x in about a month.

So what changed in that month? Not the product, because there isn't one. CoinMarketCap on August 21st. LBank on August 29th. A brand new all time high today. Listings. That is the entire delta.

This is the thing I keep saying and people keep arguing with me about. On this chain the listing is not a milestone that follows the value. The listing IS the value. Insiders plus funding plus a centralized exchange equals a nine figure ambition on a coin whose whole concept is a rhyme with Trump.

Now the other side of it, because this cuts both ways and it will cut you.

Longbow built a real looking website at longbow.cash, a real looking company, an X profile with just enough history to survive a glance. They got their leg up. Then they rugged everybody.

A month later the same dev is back at longbow.credit. Same logo. Different color. It is listed on Ourbit and it is pumping again right now.

That is the pattern, and it is not rare. Fake company, fake history, sometimes a real exchange listing, one leg up, gone. A centralized exchange listing does not prove a project is safe. It proves somebody had the money and the contacts to buy one.

So use listings as the catalyst, never as the diligence. Check whether the X button on the profile goes to an actual account instead of a single post. Check whether they publish content or just publish promises. And check the market cap against the candles before you size in, because DexScreener has been serving stale numbers this week and it will hand you an entry that does not exist.

Would you buy a coin called Chump at 37 million, or is that exactly where you draw the line?

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CodeMonkey Mike

Robinhood Chain opened its public mainnet in which month?

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CodeMonkey Mike

Crypto Twitter feels unusually divided about September, so let us settle it here.

The bear case is real: the Fed meets on the 16th and the market is pricing better than a coin flip on a rate HIKE, not a cut. That is the kind of print that shakes people out.

The bull case is the calendar right behind it. There is a wall of buyers waiting for a dip that keeps not arriving, the Clarity Act gets its cloture vote on the 15th, and hot money is already rotating out of AI and back into crypto.

My own base case is that we tag lower first and October is bullish almost no matter what happens in September, because everybody is queued up to buy that candle.

Where do you actually stand?

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CodeMonkey Mike

#bitcoin #crypto

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CodeMonkey Mike

The coin everybody is calling dead in August is the one they will be bidding in October.

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CodeMonkey Mike

All coins will eventually be second best to Kaspa

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CodeMonkey Mike

Robinhood Chain produces a new block roughly every...

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CodeMonkey Mike

Somebody built a Kaspa Lambo, and no, that color is not teal.

I argued it with my own graphics guy for an hour. He pulled up a color card, five shades of it, and I was the one who was wrong.

Kaspa is greenish cyan. Soon Lambo, chat...

#kaspa

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