CodeMonkey Mike

Every chart on my Robinhood Chain watchlist looks devastated this week. One of them just printed a new all-time high.

Golden Kitty ($GOLDEN) is the only new meme on the chain doing anything, and the reason it works tells you exactly what the rest of the board is missing.

The numbers first. $GOLDEN launched Sept 4, bottomed on Sept 16, and this week it is up about 170% on the week and about 520% over two weeks, printing a new all-time high now above a $5M cap. Everything launched around it is bleeding.

Now the attribute stack, because this is not luck:

1. Robinhood lore. Robinhood won Product Hunt's 2015 Golden Kitty award (Sexiest Product of the Year). That chrome-gold cat trophy IS the meme.
2. The cat narrative, still the hottest lane on this chain. Cash Cat sits around $175M.
3. The stonk narrative. The main $GOLDEN pool is paired against tokenized gold (GLD), so you are holding a meme priced against gold. That is the crypto-meets-stocks overlap in one token.
4. Content and pushers. Every influencer out there is on it right now, and that is what is actually moving it.

Compare that to the rest of the board. $SWOLE has some of the best lore on the chain (Vlad's own 2021 swole-cat reply to the Cash Cat name, paired with HOOD, non-stop content) and sits under $350K. $KITSU is literally Vlad's Shiba Inu and is holding the line around $1.1M. $TENDIES has the CEX listings (LBank among them) and is holding its floor near $9.4M.

Lore alone does not pump a chart. Lore plus pairing plus content plus a MARKET does, and right now there is no market: memes across the board are holding the line, waiting for new participants.

Those participants are coming. The four-year cycle zombies who sold the whole way down are about to buy back in October, the media starts writing the 'crypto is pumping' articles, and retail comes straight for the memes with a story.

For $GOLDEN itself: my fib extension puts the next stop around $8M in the coming weeks, roughly a double from here. I am waiting for a retracement rather than chasing it. Never financial advice.

So commit in the comments: which Robinhood Chain meme 10x's first when October retail shows up, $GOLDEN, $KITSU, $SWOLE, or one that has not launched yet?

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12 hours ago | [YT] | 11

CodeMonkey Mike

Golden Kitty ($GOLDEN) just broke a new all-time high above a $5M market cap, the only new Robinhood Chain meme printing highs while everything launched around it bleeds. Paired against tokenized gold, with the 2015 Product Hunt trophy lore and every influencer out there pushing it. My fib extension says the next stop is around $8M.

Where does $GOLDEN top out after breaking $5M?

14 hours ago | [YT] | 0

CodeMonkey Mike

Hitting sell on your own $IF bag two weeks before October, on the day Bitcoin reclaims the 50-week SMA, is knocking over your own king in the middle of the game.

Follow: @WhatIFonHOOD

#IF #memecoins

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CodeMonkey Mike

Promo code ARCHIE gets you 50% off your first month of my community. Thanks for the thumbnail, Archie 🔥

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CodeMonkey Mike

WHAT $IF I get rugged? Not in my group: the sell alert goes out the second there is something real to be scared of. Promo code ARCHIE, 50% off your first month 😎

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#IF #crypto

21 hours ago | [YT] | 3

CodeMonkey Mike

Saturday's livestream (Sept 19) was my most viewed livestream ever. The thumbnail was Archie with the $IF mascot.

So I named a promo code after him. Use promo code: ARCHIE for 50% off your first month of my community membership.

Thanks, Archie. Seriously 😎

Code ARCHIE at checkout.

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CodeMonkey Mike

Thanks to Archie, Saturday's livestream was my most viewed livestream ever. So I did the only reasonable thing: I named a promo code after him.

Use promo code: ARCHIE to get 50% off your first month of my monthly community membership. Be a part of the endless onslaught of great calls without thinking, WHAT $IF I get rugged?

Here is what that actually means, because a promo code is worthless if the group behind it is not.

I always send the sell alerts. Always. This week a doxxed, honest dev I liked posted a long thread saying he was closing his project down to move to another one, right before the bull market starts. The urgent sell alert went out to my group within minutes: dump now, this is going to dump. We caught it. I had swing traded that coin so much that I was not even down on it.

That is the difference. Some influencers do not give sell alerts at all. One put out a sell alert on his own token this month with nothing real to be scared of and took the whole chart down with him. My rule is the opposite: a sell alert goes out when there is something real to be scared of, and the swing trading software my members log into at cryptorich.vip is how we sell high and buy back low the rest of the time.

What you get: new coin alerts, insider alerts, CEX listing alerts, rug-pull detection, all-time high and market top alerts, my swing trading tools, and a Discord that is online for help basically 24/7. Regular VIP is $59 a month and Premium is $79, which is already better than most of these groups. With ARCHIE, your first month is half that.

October is around the corner. Everybody and their grandma is going to be buying in October, and I want you in the room when the alerts start flying.

So tell me in the comments: what is the one alert you wish you had gotten in time this year, a buy or a sell? And which one matters more in a paid group?

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CodeMonkey Mike

The loudest voice behind $IF put out a sell alert on his own token on Friday Sept 18. The same day, Bitcoin was holding its breakout above the 50-week SMA. Two weeks before October.

I still cannot make that timing make sense, and here is the whole picture.

Bitcoin closed the week of Sept 20 at $81,159, above the 50-week SMA (about $78,800) for the first time in 45 weeks. Benjamin Cowen, who had 65% odds on the cycle low still being ahead with October as the window, posted 'I was wrong' the next day. He sees the same data I see: energy up, yields up, the Fed hiking, the dollar up. He got every piece right and still missed the one piece that matters.

The piece is the zombies. For the first time ever, almost the entire market believed in a four-year cycle bear, so they caused one: holders dumped the whole way down waiting for an October bottom. Now they are waking up early, realizing the bottom may already be in, and front-running their own October. Everybody and their grandma is going to be buying in October. More liquidity for Bitcoin, the alts, the memes, everything.

Archie knows this. I have heard him describe friends with millions waiting to buy the first week of October no matter what. And with that on the calendar, he hit sell on his own $IF bag and posted the reasons he had started to doubt his own project.

$IF had been holding higher lows since early September, about a $9M cap on Sept 17. On Sept 18 it fell 77% in one day. This week it sits under a $600K cap, 98% below the Aug 2 high. That is a lot of real people who got hurt.

I do not think he meant to screw anybody. I think he just did not think, and that is the lesson: you avoid the most severe mistakes by thinking before you act, not after. I send sell alerts too, constantly, because we swing trade; but only when there is actually something to be scared of, never as FUD on my own bag.

Thanks to Archie, Saturday's livestream was my most viewed ever, and there is now a promo code named after him: ARCHIE, 50% off your first month at cryptorich.vip.

So commit in the comments: did Archie just not think, or is there a reason I am missing? And do the zombies buying back in October put a bid under the Robinhood Chain memes, or is $IF done either way?

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CodeMonkey Mike

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CodeMonkey Mike

Archie put out a sell alert on his own $IF bag on Friday Sept 18, the same day Bitcoin was reclaiming its 50-week SMA. $IF fell 77% that day and is 98% off its high this week.

When the loudest voice behind a token sends a sell alert on it, what do you do?

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