Should I have said that joke?!

They are the best ones in the sack...

I was young single, and CVS knew me by name...

It's usually at a sporting event

Stop talking, it's embarrassing.

He's got the Ellen Degeneres shirt on, oh boy.

Do your research.

Another angry lesbian...

I have one of those in my truck.

I thought it was the coolest thing ever...

Sudden explosions, and this is making me hungry...

This doesn't seem like a fair trade off.

Double mask, and who knows what else.

I knew you looked familiar!

They don't mess around...

It’s getting out of control. 🧸

They are way too young for this, those soft heads freak me out...

Crockpots are making me call 911...

We call this the great waltz of China.

O-O-O-Ozempic!!

What is the problem here...

A bucket of Buds can only mean one thing...

Sh*tting my pants and making decisions about religion..

Where is he dressed up to go!?

Turds in toilets, and pepper spray in the lobby, I'm in for the stay of a lifetime.

Pre-stain my purchase with motor oil, and make my tampon have a bike chain string...

Why does Trump sound like my Ex-girlfriend?!

280...One exit, I'm scared.

Put your pants back on, this is way better.

I’ve never seen anything like this in real life… I felt bad.

This ain't Oprah.

Arkansas made me do this.

I always get that mixed up…

These liberal Soccer moms suck.

New show, "The First 48 Seconds", Dateline watch out. #nickdiapolo #comedy #comedian #standup

Let’s talk about some happier content. 🍆

I would be crying tears as well. 🫤

Where was this, a strippers p*ssy?! #nickdiapolo #comedy #comedian #standup #liveshow #crowdwork

Class dismissed, did you pass? #nickdiapolo #comedy #comedian #standup

I didn’t realize how much swell sharks and Holly have in common. #comedian #nickdipaolo

It's not you...its me... #StephenHawking #breakups #nickdiapolo #comedy #comedian #standup

Thank god he's out of here... #nickdiapolo #comedy #comedian #standup #biden #trump

Making me hungry just talking about it… #nickdipaoloshow #comedy #podcast

Just embrace it... #nickdiapolo #comedy #marriagehumor #comedian #standup #thegodfather

I'm not sick in the head! #comedian #braces #comedy #standup #standupcomedy

You know what I'm saying? #nickdipaolo #florida #golf #comedian

I tried the curry already #nickdipaolo #comedy

Clearly, there's a lack of HR looking at these things #nickdipaolo #baseball #baseballseason