Statistically less funny than placebo (p<0.05)

Hello, I'm a consultant cardiologist and university researcher that makes science videos and bad jokes. Topics and analysis you won't find elsewhere, fortified with a government-mandated dose of humour, but ultimately clinically useless.

There's a lot of bad science on YouTube, especially medicine, with quacks and clowns peddling garbage. I'm not saying I'm not one of them, I'm just stating a fact.

Dr Rohin Francis

NB - Please don't ask for medical advice as I cannot give any online. Nothing I say is medical advice. How do you even know I'm a doctor? I'm just a Large Language Model medical AI deemed too unsafe to be unleashed on real patients.


Medlife Crisis

I made a little video about my favourite things: hearts lording it over trash organs, birds possessing insane biology, a random Formula 1 reference, and great tits.

4 weeks ago | [YT] | 137

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Breaking News!! No seriously, we’re doing something totally new at ‪@nebula‬

You can now try Nebula *free* for 3 days. As a doctor, I cannot advise you to stay up for 72 hours straight and watch as much exclusive content as possible, but you could try…

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2 months ago | [YT] | 490

Medlife Crisis

🚨Second channel video alert!!🚨

3 months ago | [YT] | 165

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I gave a talk at the Preventing Overdiagnosis Conference recently and some people asked if it would be available online. If you’re very bored and have nothing to do, have a watch! NB this is aimed at a medical audience, the attendees were mostly doctors, especially GPs, who are worried (like me) about the rising tide of overdiagnosis and overtreatment in medicine. I’m afraid I left writing the talk to the very last minute so it’s not so polished, and I messed up my timings as I hadn’t had a chance to practice it, so had to jump over a few slides towards the end. Truth be told one of the earlier speakers ran over and my talk was the very last one of the whole conference so I was very conscious of not delaying people getting on their planes and trains home. If you have any questions you can ask me on bluesky and I’d be happy to answer. I will try to check back here too but I’m not great in general with staying up to speed with social media at all these days…not a bad thing tbh!

3 months ago | [YT] | 387

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Classic conversation at a festival today:

Sabine fan: a while ago you made some videos with a cardiologist, I was just wondering-

Sabine: this is that cardiologist right next to me!

Fan: [looks me up and down disapprovingly] No.

Sabine: I only know one cardiologist

Fan: [studies me some more] No. This is not him

Sabine: …

Me: …[covers my beard Four Lions style]

Fan: [Ignores me, clearly I am an insolent pretender] Anyway it was really interesting, if you do make another video with him, I’d love to know about the mechanics of the heart

Second image is a callback joke I made years ago, when a German physicist met a bearded Bengali content creator who doesn’t understand physics

3 months ago | [YT] | 1,680

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The lesser spotted 10/10 to 1/10, a rare collector’s item! Thank you for watching ☺️ I do worry about new subscribers from this video who assume all my vids are sober and thoughtful retrospectives…😬

(if you don’t know, YouTube tells video creators their video’s performance by ranking it against your last ten videos, so 10/10 means it’s the worst and 1/10 means the best. ie this pattern is a slow burn. Honestly, I don’t do this for views* but monkey brain like see line go up)

*I mean, I do a little

4 months ago | [YT] | 1,246

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The time has come for Medlife Crisis to pivot to becoming a beauty channel

4 months ago | [YT] | 2,611

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This is a great, and very niftily edited, video exploring the BS tsunami health influencers are deluging us with. And you might recognise a handsome cardiologist spouting off, well *A* cardiologist.

8 months ago | [YT] | 217

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Had a great chat with Derek at ‪@SirisHealth‬ (also from the fantastic Conspirituality Podcast) about why an influencer “citing a study” doesn’t mean much. I also sound a bit like a gerbil for some reason lol

11 months ago | [YT] | 91

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I’m on BlueSky. I have actually been there a while but I saw ‪@LegalEagle‬ shamelessly promoting his frankly far inferior bluesky account and I’ll be gosh darn dangled if I let a lawyer get one over on me, at least not since that malpractice case. For the record, ‘pathology lab mukbang’ was NOT my idea and the court agreed. Anyway, follow me for more heart-based fascism. I will post a banner picture at some point, maybe.

1 year ago | [YT] | 2,252