Mustacheologist
Quantum Mustacheology
quan·tum mus·tache·o·lo·gy
\\ˈkwän-təm\ mə-ˈstashˈä-lə-jē\\
n.) functioning as the branch of mustacheology, based on the quantum theory used for interpreting the behavior of elementary follicles and bulbs, which do not obey Franconian mustacheology.
