January 14, 2026

Mum life:Sitting outside the office in Silence

No resolution

11 months to 2027, what have you achieved? 🤭😜

🥂🎉

Post-Christmas reminder: If you survived December, you can survive January.

After Christmas, every mom becomes an accountant.‘Who spent this money??’Also me: 👀

Season of joy🎄

Another pyjamas day tomorrow, bills is on daddy this time around.

Code orange ⚠️❄️

Outside is cold but my responsibilities are still hot 🥵

If I look too happy Blame it on Christmas staff treat😄

Winter is the season where your skin becomes two shades lighter against your will.”

If you see me advertising more in winter, just know I’m trying to pay the heating bill.

Winter said dress warm🥶 but fashion said NO😩

🎄

Snowflake ❄️

The kids get presents. Moms get receipts and back pain.

Part 2

A lot of Christmas photo shoot this year will be AI generated

BlanketTalk With Emem

Women are planning to hide their Black Friday purchases from their husbands 🤐

Moms don’t need FBI training. We were born with built-in lie detectors

POV: As a mom you finally get to use the eyepatch you purchased 6 months ago

My rejection story

After a successful water drinking session I can now wear a catsuit 😂

Make a wish🧚

After the effort , It fits😄

If I look calm, it’s the caffeine pretending to be peace.

Expensive winter clothes for kids..Yay or Nay

Coffee doesn’t ask questions. Coffee understands.

Being a mom means your money has legs. It walks away without saying goodbye.

Blanket talk with Emem coming soon

Snow is here 🤧❄️

Being a mom is like having 20 tabs open and one keeps playing mystery music.

They said drink water. I said water boiled through coffee beans.

I didn’t choose the working mom life the bills did

How Halloween ended

If multitasking were a sport, moms would win Olympic gold.

If eye-rolling burned calories, I’d be fit from every meeting

I drink coffee like it’s a part-time job… sadly, the pay is still zero

They said money can’t buy happiness… but it can buy peace and a babysitter.

Coffee first. Motherhood second. Everything else… pending approval

Mum fashion: brooch is your best friend

I make money, I spend money, then I act shocked like I didn’t know that was coming.

If life gives you lemons, at least you didn’t pay for them ,groceries are wild

My children made sure I knew the k-pop demon hunters

Sleep, work and coffee☕️