Past Tense Alerts turns history, mythology, legends, and ancient disasters into modern app screens.

What if Moses used Google Maps? What if Noah ordered the Ark on Amazon? What if Medusa had Tinder, the Titanic was on Airbnb, or the Trojan Horse had a WhatsApp group?

Here you’ll find funny history memes, mythology shorts, biblical comedy, ancient world jokes, and “what if history had modern apps” videos.

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