Spiraling out because you haven't found your tree (full christmas special here on youtube)

Cubes shirt for a cause. There are some other new items and some stuff from tour on sale too

Got caught in the thunderstorm a few weeks back

The Origins of Bob Seger’s Album Art, from ‘Drifting Off Live’ show

True Grit Rattlesnake Drowsiness from ‘Drifting Off Live’ show

Animals you can ship in the mail, part 2 (from the ‘Drifting Off Live’ show) #rattlesnakes

Animals you can ship in the mail (from the ‘Drifting Off Live’ show) #chickens

Indianapolis Show on Aug 31st as part of Let’s Fest. Will be a fun weekend

Carlos' Speech at the Bachelor Party

Bachelor Party w/ @CarmenComedy. Comment if you have a friend with a cellphone who drinks beer

Interview with Man who went over Niagara Falls

Origins of Brown Noise

Recording waterfalls to find some peace. From WaterfallTV #waterfall #relaxing #tinnitus

Sorry if this too much but these are my two favorite movies

Returning to Dallas after embarrassing incident

Important and powerful tools

Think I’d come out here without an offer? Doing Business on YouTube

When the ice cube trays are empty… #standupcomedy #comedy

A Built-In Sleep Mask

How people in the past stayed cool #airconditioner

The invention of air conditioning

Salt Lake joke I wrote after my first visit. Will be back in July, hoping lake is still there

Aisle of bars

Doin’ a hot summer run through Texas, Oklahoma, SLC, Vegas. pre-sale tomorrow w/ code: BEAN #standup

Maple Syrup

Expert Back Pain Advice from @CarmenComedy in the new episode of ‘Drifting Off’ sleep podcast

Back pain advice from @CarmenComedy in the new of Drifting Off sleep podcast

Continuing my bedtime drinks experiment with help from Carmen Christopher, back pain expert

Want to fall asleep in the library? New sleep podcast episode out now to do just that.

Chinese Ai vs US Ai - feels like an appropriate time to share this scene from the show (2018)

Two weekends of ice shows. Burlington, VT & Portland, ME in March.

In case you’d rather be in 1880’s Nebraska, I’m now reading Willa Cather between regular eps

Try The Balloonist Prayer

Sleep podcast returns today with a new episode about Wind (and wheat and plenty of other stuff too)

New Season of the ‘Drifting Off’ Sleep Podcast starts Monday

For those who don’t have a Christmas Tree yet (Dec 9th)

Do the needle test

'Our Rivers' by Gene

A real celebrity drops by the choir classroom. (full Christmas Tree special now on YouTube)

Melsky Family presents their Spruce - full Christmas Tree special is now on youtube

Time to get a tree. If you’re unsure of what type, the full Christmas Tree Special is on my channel

Final tour run this week in D.C., Bethlehem, and Philly. #standupcomedy

Prepared Statement for Kansas City

Incredible benches…

Mildly disrespectful celebrity joke with @CarmenComedy while riffing at the end of our L.A. show

Tomato plants across the way

‘HOLLYWOOD BARTENDERS’ (2003) LA TOMORROW

Tried Nashville Hot Chicken