Comedian Louis CK likes to put dumb shit on youtube, including all episodes of his podcast. You should watch them and then do something else after.

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Louis C.K.

Hello there every single person on YouTube and anyone who might read this on Reddit or whatever, or over the shoulder of a person on the subway who reads their emails in an incredibly large font.

I’m writing to let you know that my live stream stand-up special that I did one year ago (tomorrow) from Madison Square Garden -Back to The Garden - is back!  You can download it and/or stream it for five dollars for the next five years only on my website at louisck.com/. That’s one dollar per year! 

ALSO 

You can buy a poster of the show (it’s a very nice poster. I have one) for 20 dollars. OR For 100 dollars I will sign it. Isn’t that nice of me? 

AND 

If you buy the poster, you get the show for free!! Holy shit tits on a Sunday! 

Anyway that’s the whole wazoo. Nothing much else to say. But I’ll keep talking anyway. 

Back to The Garden was a great show. In fact it was it was one of my favorite shows in 39 years of doing standup. It also happens to have been the last time I was on a stage and it happened exactly one year ago (tomorrow). The show was at Madison Square Garden in front of a sold-out crowd of 19,000 people. I told jokes. A vast majority of the people there laughed for a large portion of the time I was on stage. And almost 100,000 people around the world live-streamed the show. And then I took it down.

Well now it’s coming back!  And RIGHT NOW you can stream it and/or download it for five entire American dollars! (And whatever that equals in Euros or pesos or dinars or pounds or glass beads.) by going HERE: louisck.com/

Or buy a poster and get the show free HERE: louisck.com/ 

Oh also, for those of you, not keeping track just so you know, a lot of the material in the Garden show is the same as the material in my "At The Dolby" special released in April of last year.

I think that is all I have to say about this. 
Bye for now. 
Louis

1 year ago | [YT] | 545

Louis C.K.

Hi!  

Well this is an exciting thing I’m here to tell you.  

On Saturday, January 28 I am doing a show at Madison Square Garden. And I’m going to live stream that show on my website. You can buy a ticket to watch this show from your home or public toilet for $25 at livestream.louisck.com/.  For that amount of dollars you can watch the event live or watch it any time you want as often as you want after the show until it comes down from the site on February 17.

Anyway if you go here you can buy tickets to this livestream event now: livestream.louisck.com/

Also, just so you know, I will be releasing a special of the same material, what I’ve been touring with this year, sometime in April. I already shot that special at the Dolby Theater in LA and it is very good. That will be available for download and streaming for 10 dollars like all my other specials on the site.

The show on the 28th is a live event and only available to watch on that night or until February 17. And then it will be gone.

The name of the show by the way is "Back to The Garden" because I used to play Madison Square Garden a lot and I have not been there in years and this is my return to that particular place known as "The Garden."

I’m playing the show "in the round" which means I’m standing in the center with the audience all around me. It’s going to be about 18,000 people. 

By the way, the show is sold out. It should be a completely bananas show and I’m very very excited about it and I really want to share it with as many people as possible so that they will give me money and enjoy themselves. Also this will be my last live appearance for at least a year. 

I hope you decide to join me for the livestream at MSG on January 28. And I hope that you buy the special when it comes out April whatever. And then I hope that the weather is really really nice next time or you throw a party outdoors.

Thank you my dears.   

Louis CK
livestream.louisck.com/

2 years ago | [YT] | 218

Louis C.K.

Hello folks.

I’m writing to thank all of you who have bought and watched my new movie FOURTH OF JULY. The movie is doing very well after a week on my website and the positive and emotional response Joe and I have been getting has been wicked gratifying. 

Here is the link to the movie which you can stream and/or download for 15 dollars, including extra features (deleted scenes, director/writer commentary, subtitles, farts): louisck.com/products/fourth-of-july

Or you can go to: fourthofjulymovie.com

which goes to the same place. 

I suggest you enjoy this summer comedy about a fucked up family while it’s still summer and while your family remains fucked up (which will be forever).

Thank you. 

Louis CK 

PS. My socks are always too stiff after washing them only a few times. But I feel bad about throwing away socks all the time. 

Fourthofjulymovie.com

3 years ago | [YT] | 102

Louis C.K.

Hello my dear email list inhabitants. 

I am writing to let you know that my new movie, FOURTH OF JULY, is now available on my website at louisck.com/products/fourth-of-july

You can stream and download it at louisck.com now for $15

Also there are EXTRA FEATURES including commentary by me and Joe List (co-writer and star), a video of us introducing several deleted scenes, and some other crap. All of it is exclusive to those who purchased film on the website.

FOURTH OF JULY is available with subtitles in English, French, Spanish, Italian and Chinese. 

People really connected with this movie. The cast is incredible and the story of family and personal fuck ups seems to resonate with everyone who watches it.

The movie had great success in theaters around the country with many shows selling out and many shows added. Audiences everywhere laughed together and had a great time and that was really fucking satisfying for Joe and I. 

And I’m very happy to bring it to you on the website now, exclusive and worldwide. 

Also FOURTH OF JULY is still showing in one theater in Montreal. Go here for tickets: louisck.com/pages/fourth-of-july-screenings

Lastly, I am doing live standup shows over the next couple of weeks in: 

Ottawa 
Buffalo
Lowell, Mass 
Portland, Maine 

Go here for tickets to those shows- louisck.com/pages/tickets. I will be making an announcement soon about all my tour dates coming up.

Thank you very much for reading this email and for continuing to be on this list. 

Tomorrow I will buy six cows and set them free. 

Louis CK

3 years ago | [YT] | 144

Louis C.K.

Tickets here for Fourth of July screenings around the country louisck.com/pages/fourth-of-july-screenings

3 years ago | [YT] | 97

Louis C.K.

Hello folks,

I am writing to announce something that I think is very exciting. 

My FX series LOUIE is now available to stream on my website exclusively and worldwide. 
 
All five seasons of LOUIE are available now on LouisCK.com. 

You can get…

One season of LOUIE for 10 dollars.

All five seasons for 30 dollars. 

The complete series plus all episodes of Horace and Pete for 35 dollars.

That is a shit-ton less than what it cost before (the complete series was 143 dollars on other platforms).

ALSO!

You can also get the complete series of LOUIE, dubbed in French, for $20. 

Please note that this is available for streaming only. But you can stream the show as often as you want for five years after you buy it.  

I also wanted to let you know that previous purchases, such as my seven specials package or any individual shows that you have bought on my site since 2020 are now available to stream for five years after you purchased. (That’s retroactive.)

Also all episodes of LOUIE have English subtitles (if you enable). And we are working on subtitles and dubbing in other languages. Check back for that later please.  

I am very happy to be able to bring you LOUIE, a series I created for FX back in 2010 that ran for five seasons over seven years. The show was nominated for a shitload of Emmys and Golden Globes and whatnot.  And we won three Emmys and two Peabody awards AND two AFI awards. Those were some crazy days. I wrote and directed the show and starred in it. It was a lot of work and I loved it.

And now it’s on my own website. You can’t get it anywhere else. But you can get it at LouisCK.com from anywhere in the world. 

To help you remember the show I’ve posted a video on YouTube of Robert Kelly (who played my brother) and I watching clips from all five seasons and talking about the show. Take a look here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KwVHm.... And here’s a promo video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tJGnN...

So that’s the news.  Also remember that I have a movie coming out called Fourth of July which is opening in theaters on the first of July (I know). More info on that here: louisck.com/pages/fourth-of-july

Also I have a dog. And my mother is dead. 

Thank you. 

Louis CK.

3 years ago | [YT] | 275

Louis C.K.

Hello my friends.

It makes me very happy today to announce to you that I have made a new movie, feature film, motion picture called Fourth of July which is opening in theaters around the country and world on July 1st. 

Tickets are available now at LouisCK.com for the premiere of the movie which will be at the Beacon Theater on June 30th where the cast and I will be present to introduce the film and have a live discussion afterwards on stage. We are also holding identical screenings with me and the cast in Boston on July 1st at The Shubert and at The Vic in Chicago on the 2nd. 

I independently produced (and financed) Fourth of July and I also directed it and edited it and cowrote it with Joe List, who stars in the movie as Jeff, a sober, anxious young jazz musician living in Queens, New York, who goes to Maine for Fourth of July weekend, with the intention of confronting his hard drinking, Boston-bred family, so that he can grow past his inhibiting anxiety and start a family of his own with his wife, Beth, who wants to have a baby. Beth is played by Joe's real wife, the very funny comedian Sarah Tollemache.  

I also act in the movie playing Jeff’s therapist. 

Fourth of July will be in select theaters starting July 1st. We are still compiling and constantly adding to the list of theaters which I will post on the web page for the movie which is on my website at LouisCK.com.

Also if you would like Fourth of July to play at a theater near you, please contact the theater directly and ask for it. But you can get tickets today at LouisCK.com/pages/fourth-of-july for the premiere events where Joe the cast and I will be on stage to discuss the movie. 

My partner in this movie, ‪@JoeListComedy‬ is a very funny comedian. He has two specials on YouTube. We wrote this movie together early last year and shot it at the end of the summer of 2021 in New York City and in Lake George, New York where I also discovered that Joe is an excellent, funny and vulnerable actor.  

For me, it was fun as all fuck to direct and make a film again, and to work with Joe, the excellent crew and the amazing cast: Paula Plum, Robert Walsh, Robert Kelly, Tara Pacheco, Nick Di Paolo, Chris Walsh, Richard O’Rourke, Dorothy Dwyer, Lynne Koplitz, Tony Viveiros, Courtland Jones, Bill Scheft, and Allan Havey.

Fourth of July was executive produced by Lea Cohen and Brady Nasfell, along with Joe and I. The director of photography is Christopher Raymond. The original score was created by Matt Kilmer and Sweetpro. The same guys who made the music for my TV series “Louie."

I am very proud of the this movie and I hope you are all able to see it this summer. And I hope to see some of you at the Beacon or in Boston or Chicago (tickets at LouisCK.com/pages/fourth-of-july)

Thank you for reading.

Louis CK

PS - If you are interested in more information about the movie, please go to LouisCK.com/pages/fourth-of-july to see my Director's Statement.

3 years ago | [YT] | 58

Louis C.K.

Hi there.

I just wanted to let you know that I uploaded my new infomercial to YouTube. You can see it here.  

I believe that if you watch it you will laugh a number of times.  That number might be one.  Or it might be seven or forty one and one half.  Or that number might be pi. You’ll laugh 3.14(etc) times and your laughter will travel in a circle and never end until you die.

It is also entirely possible that you won’t laugh at all.  So many things are possible. So so many things.  
God dammit all to hell.

Regards 
Louis CK

3 years ago | [YT] | 93

Louis C.K.

Hi it’s Louis CK I have a new special. It just came out. Clips on YouTube. Go to my website. LouisCK.com. Balls.

3 years ago | [YT] | 286