The Skinless 30-Meter Centaur That Stalks Human Observers (SCP-3456)

The Endless One-Way Highway Where Missing Drivers Go (SCP-5322)

The Incorporeal Shadow Entity That Feeds On Sleeping Minds (SCP-3060)

The Fast-Talking Salesman Made Entirely Out Of Carpet (SCP-6973)

The Idiotic Scientist Who Got His Tongue Permanently Frozen (SCP-026-J)

The Seeds That Force You Into An Annual Death Loop (SCP-156)

The Cursed Text Warnings That Predict Your Fatal Accident (SCP-3012)

The Morgue That Forcefully Steals Your Body (SCP-022)

The Peaceful Duck Pond That Slowly Erases Your Will to Live (SCP-765)

The Cursed Objects That Instantly Vaporize Senior Doctors (SCP-002-IT-J)

The Future Alien Species That Fell In Love With Humanity (SCP-1342)

The Chimpanzee That Formed a Primitive Guerrilla Army (SCP-397)

The Sunglasses That Force Reality To Explode Behind You (SCP-1143)

This Insane Keter Troll Is Literally Scott Steiner (SCP-6599)

The Banned Casino Chapel That Forces Inescapable Marriage (SCP-4326)

The Foundation File That Requires a Will Before You Read It (SCP-2744)

The Rotting Corpse That Can't Stop Studying For Exams (SCP-8387)

The Prisoner Voluntarily Hunting Foundation Targets (SCP-2842)

The Cell Where Speaking a 4th Word Is Fatal (SCP-7832)

The Cursed Prisoner Who Steals Your Good Luck (SCP-181)

The Box That Generates Infinite Pizza (SCP-458)

Why the Foundation Painted This Entire Wing Bright Red (SCP-2851)

The Toy That Slides Houses Across the Earth (SCP-468)

The Parasite That Hijacks Your Optic Nerves (SCP-1104)

The TV-Headed Entity That Corrupts Video Games (SCP-3090)

The Anomalous Mind Shield That Defies Science (SCP-148)

The Perfect Maid With NO Face (SCP-7822)

The Indestructible Man Cursed to Be Ignored (SCP-1504)

The Invisible Fungus Tracking Your Camera Right Now (SCP-020)

The Tape That Makes Every Book Character Choke (SCP-583)

The Deep Sea Nightmare in Your Bathtub (SCP-1128)

The 350-Ton Sentient Meatball in the Sewers (SCP-2717)

The Ghost Helicopter That Fries All Electronics (SCP-1745)

Never Trust the Sound of Rain... (SCP-749)

The Alien Civilization We Are About to Lose (SCP-7999)

The Fake Shower Drain That Eats You Alive (SCP-153)

Mrs. Gentrification: When Hipsters Try to Gentrify Cosmic Horror

The Disembodied Children That Laugh Underwater (SCP-5022)

The Tank That Disappeared For Decades (SCP-1973)

The Infinite Pastry Apocalypse That Can Drown the Earth in 80 Days (SCP-871)

The Toy That Turns You Inside Out (SCP-309)

The Arcade Game That Kills You In Your Sleep (SCP-1881)

When Your D&D Dice Become Sentient (SCP-7014)

The Ancient SCP Prison Beneath The Sands (SCP-557)

Don't Make Eye Contact With This Everest Body (SCP-1529)

The Forbidden Symbol That Forces You to Speak an Impossible Sound (SCP-PL-380)

Drowning Inside A Dry Train Car (SCP-3047)

The Doctor Who Doesn't Exist (SCP-2839)

The Rose That Appears When You're Alone (SCP-7008)

The Phone That Watches You (SCP-3633)

This Rollercoaster Lasts For MONTHS (SCP-112)

Conscious While Disintegrating In A Void (SCP-3001)

If He Forgets You, You Erase From Reality (SCP-1217-RU)

The High School Memories That Secretly Never Happened

The Cursed Land That Manifests a Screaming Head the Second You Die (SCP-1391)

If You Hear a Brass Instrument, Run... (SCP-332)

Do Not Touch This Photo If You Graduated High School (SCP-1423)

Do Not Call This Toll-Free Hotline... (SCP-3697)

The Single Sound That Will Break Your Reality (SCP-814)

This Pastry Stole Itself From The Fridge... (SCP-006-J)