No presidency for me. | Jay Pharoah

Watch my full special, 'Jared', out now only on YouTube | Jay Pharoah

What’s your category? Emojis only. | Jay Pharoah

You'll never be able to unhear this now | Jay Pharoah

To address or not to address, that is the question. | Jay Pharoah

Let’s play the name game. | Jay Pharoah

[Kat Williams voice] "All lies will be exposed." | Jay Pharoah

When they sell it you can tell it. | Jay Pharoah

If you go to the bathroom, you gotta be responsible for your choices. | Jay Pharoah

Not DiCaprio, Leonardo DiaCaprio. | Jay Pharoah

Why so angry? (Heath Ledger joker voice) | Jay Pharoah

A name says a lot. | Jay Pharoah

Why does she let him walk out of the house like that? | Jay Pharoah

Me too. | Jay Pharoah

It needed a little more Joe Koy. | Jay Pharoah

Listen, I’m not judging. I might have seen a couple of clips. | Jay Pharoah

He ain't do that gravy. | Jay Pharoah

Been caucasian on paper a long time folks. | Jay Pharoah

Even Canadians know what’s up. Once you go black… | Jay Pharoah

Don't play with me, I got the lip quiver and everything. | Jay Pharoah

“WDFWY Canada?” *Big Sean voice* | Jay Pharoah

Ice Cube has one tone of voice no matter the film rating. | Jay Pharoah

Everything in moderation Pham. That's how I keep my head straight. | Jay Pharoah

Two salaries. | Jay Pharoah

There’s just certain things we all should agree upon. | Jay Pharoah

They say behind every successful man… | Jay Pharoah

I’m in a community, not the LGBTQ, but a community | Jay Pharoah

Millennial mental health was different | Jay Pharoah

2025 goals - don’t be Nick Cannon. | Jay Pharoah

Old people really don't be doing that much. | Jay Pharoah

Good under the hood baby, good under the hood. | Jay Pharoah

The Depp was dep'ing in the courtroom that day. | Jay Pharoah

"I stomped him. I stomped him." *dave chappelle voice* | Jay Pharoah

Classic Bernie. | Jay Pharoah

That old person insult hits different. | Jay Pharoah

Just another reason why Obama will always be my forever president. | Jay Pharoah

I believe the children are our future. | Jay Pharoah

That one time Kevin Hart got Molly | Jay Pharoah

Hello from the other side. | Jay Pharoah

If you know, you know. If you don't know...do some research. | Jay Pharoah

Maybe he should have just said Scott. | Jay Pharoah

It's a beautiful thing when you know why God put you on this earth. | Jay Pharoah

A biblical name is a special name. | Jay Pharoah

In the famous Rally's & Checkers slogan, "i gotta eat". | Jay Pharoah

It was NOT...just making it clear...it was NOT a Diddy party. | Jay Pharoah

Nobody can escape the sauce of Denzel | Jay Pharoah

Perspective. It's all about perspective | Jay Pharoah

Molly me once, shame on me. Molly me twice, shame on you. | Jay Pharoah